@yeetus
But then everyone loves you less
I wish I'm a better RP'er
But then everyone loves you less
I wish I'm a better RP'er
(I wish the same thing…)
You are, but you can't spell to save your life.
I wish the world was perfect
But you are useless
I wish tests are shorter
Granted but the questions are impossible.
Fine. You wanna play that way? I wish I could destroy my enemies in a burning pit of devil's fire, and that those I care about were perfectly safe. And that I could do anything I want, which includes vetoing your sabotages, protecting myself and others, and being able to fricken do anything. That includes being able to live and be able to see, hear, smell, taste, and feel. (Try and sabotage that.)
But you suddenly started caring about your enemies and hating the people you used to care about
I wish I can do more awesome stuff that does not lead to the death, mutilation or harm of me or my loved ones
But you lose all your memories of the awesome stuff
I wish whoever responds to this can have an amazing day =D
But whoever doesn't doesn't have a nice day
I wish time zones can be nicer to me
Wish granted, but it’s Sunday. It’s dead no matter what time zone you’re in.
I wish I could hug an opossum without it biting me or dying
It attaches itself permanently to you
I wish the world is less messed up
(I wouldn’t mind being united with a cute opossum forever…)
Granted except the world is already pretty freaking amazing so barely anything happened
I wish I had a fancier drawing tablet
But you have to pay with your spit
I wish I can do stuff better
Granted, but you’re already extremely talented, I just know it.
I wish I could eat ice cream for breakfast and not get sick
But your skin turn the colour of the ice cream
I wish I can paint
Granted, but it’s with the blood of your enemies
I wish I was creative
Granted, but you already are
I wish I could sing
Granted, but you become like my music teacher and sing every single word you say but sound absolutely amazing doing so
I wish I had a real life unicorn
Granted, but it's murderous.
I wish I could breathe underwater
Who covers you in a rainbow substance that may or may not be pop
I wish I can get a cat
I wish I could breathe underwater
Granted, but you can’t breathe out of water
I wish I can get a cat
Granted, but she hates you and bites at your hand
I wish the site wasn’t so dead
Granted but now everyone on the site becomes evil and start fighting.
I wish I could stay home and read all day.
But only for one day per decade
I wish I am better at time management
Granted but you are trapped at an office desk for the rest of your life.
I wish yaaaaawn Honestly I just want to be done with this. I'm tired.
Granted, but you can never come back (I don't mean that literally)
I wish I could sleep for an extra hour.
You also stay at school for an extra hour everyday
I wish music lessons can all be during maths
Granted, but while music lessons are going on while you are doing math
I wish I wasn't involved in the drama that is happening on this site
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