forum Forum game: Make a wish!

Started February 22, 2019 by @m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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(I'm sorry. That's always tough.)
Granted, they remain sick for the rest of their life
I wish I weren't hungry

Granted, you are now uncomfortably full.
I wish that I could be more productive.

Granted, but you can't focus on anything and keep switching what you're doing, therefore making it longer.
I wish tomorrow could come faster.

Granted, you are very productive with cleaning bathrooms and taking out trash
I wish I were really good at math

Granted. But you never experience anything
I wish my girlfriend was more honest with me.

Granted, but she wants an open relationship.
I wish I were a straight-A student.

Granted, you were back in kindergarten. Not so much anymore.
I wish I wasn't such a drama queen

Granted, but now everyone else is one.
I wish I didn’t have to go to school or work.

Granted, you were back in kindergarten. Not so much anymore.
I wish I wasn't such a drama queen

Granted, you are now the Queen of trash (obviously not)
I wish I were cute

Granted. You also previously wished to be invisible, so I grant that wish as well. You are cute but now nobody, including yourself, can see you.
I wish I wasn't depressed

Granted, you are now over-the-top happy.
i wish i could dye my hair

Granted, you realize you are allergic to hair dye
I wish I were older (Don't judge)

now you are 800 years old
i wish i could hug gerd way

Granted, but Frank Iero stabs you while you do it because he thinks you're stealing his man
I wish that I could just freaking see Frank Iero in person like not even a conversation just like see him

Granted, but Frank Iero stabs you while you do it because he thinks you're stealing his man
I wish that I could just freaking see Frank Iero in person like not even a conversation just like see him

Granted, but now you are blinded because of his beauty
I wish pasta could cure depression

(Me too, me too)
Granted, but only the chewy, gross, gluten free pasta works

I wish I could stop coughing

Granted, for one minute
I wish love wasn't so complicated

Granted, now you are sneezing incessantly
(i can't think of anything rn)

I wish I was more confident

Granted, now everyone thinks you're extremely intimidating
I wish i could get my stories published

Granted, no one ever reads them
I wish I were a better friend

Granted, you now only have one friend and everyone else hates you.
I wish I could get my tattoo right now instead of having to wait a year

Granted, a fake tattoo
I wish for good luck

Granted, that good luck goes to most evil person in the world rather than to you
I wish I had really good grades