forum Forum game: Make a wish!

Started February 22, 2019 by @m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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But you are more stupid
I wish I could be in LOTR

But you die 2 minutes in.
I wish I could sing any song.

And sound like a crow dying
I wish there are more Oreo flavours

But you are somehow allergic to all oreos
I wish it would snow

So much that it buries everything
I wish my room can be a bit neater

But every few seconds a sibling messes it up
I wish I could go to Harkins Theaters

And die there
I wish homework does not exist

It doesn't, instead you have to stay in school all pancaking day to make up for it

I wish I could play the piano

So badly that everyone begs you to stop
I wish I don't get writer's block

You write terribly instead
I wish I knew how basic human anatomy worked so I could accurately doodle people instead of making them look like blobs

But you couldn't colour to save your life
I could get more followers

But they're all robots
I wish my tablet pen would be magically fixed

Your pen is fixed, but your tablet is now broken beyond repair.
I wish I got paid more at my job.

But it's all coupons you'll definitely never need
I wish I can come up with good, non-dark ideas

But everyone hates them
I wish I could be smarter.

But only in one subject

I wish I could change the world for the better

But only in your dreams
I wish I could do a backflip

But you land on your face.
Wish I had a lifetime supply of anime.

But it’s all badly written girly animes (Glitter Force, for example)

I wish my computer was fixed

But you land on your face.
Wish I had a lifetime supply of anime.

Granted, but all of the anime is on one CD, which is broken and unplayable.
I wish I wasn't hungry right now

But you fill up on dog food
I wish I could make people happy

But you fill up on dog food
I wish I could make people happy

But ypu do it with drugs.
Wish I was a cat.

Granted. Your presence makes people happy, but they are unaware that it's you who makes them happy, so they never recognize or appreciate you.
I wish I wasn't exhausted right now

But you fill up on dog food
I wish I could make people happy

But ypu do it with drugs.
Wish I was a cat.

Granted. You are a blind, deaf, hairless stray cat.
I wish I wasn't depressed