forum Forum game: Make a wish!

Started February 22, 2019 by @m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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Granted, a dog that tries to kill you.
I wish I get a 100% on my next test.

Granted. But you fail every test for the rest of the year.
I wish I could get my dream role.

Granted, for one second.
I wish I could fly.

You can, but humans aren’t meant for flight so you’ll probably die

I wish these wishes actually came true, and I wish the world was perfect

(Me too. That one is hard to corrupt.)
Granted, but world blows up and we move to Mars.
I wish I were a better person.

Wish granted, but all that changes is your self confidence because you’re already too amazing and there’s nothing else to improve

I wish I had more self-control when it comes to food

Granted, but you have no self-control when it comes to anything else.
I wish I was better at singing.

(Aww thanks)
Granted, but nothing changes because you're already perfect the way you are.
I wish I were stronger and faster.

Granted, but you physically cannot dance

I wish when I compliment my friends they’d take it instead of brushing it off like “you don’t mean it, you’re just trying to make me feel better”

(so nothing changed?)
Granted, but they say absolutely nothing in return. Ever. Not a word.
I wish I had more freedom.

Granted, freedom from choice.
I wish people would automatically like me.

Granted. People are instantly obsessed with you upon your first interaction with them and will never leave you alone from that point on.
I wish I wasn't constantly exhausted

Granted, but you’re put into eternal slumber

I wish I could see my friends more often

Granted, but you never see your family again.
I wish I was more attractive.

Granted, but nobody except you think you're attractive.
I wish I could dye my hair.

Granted. But it will be a nasty shade of yellow.
I wish my crush would notice me.

They will, when you fall down stairs or embarrass yourself.

I wish I was a tol bean

Granted, but you will never stop growing

I wish my cat loved me

Granted, but only your cat. Don’t expect to cuddle your friend’s cats.

I wish I had a cute lil not venomous snek

Granted. But it's a python.
I wish the Star Wars fandom wasn't full of manchildren.

It's full of venomous penguins instead
I wish I didn't pull that muscle in my arm yesterday

You didn’t, but you also didn’t do anything productive yesterday

I wish I had my own room

Granted, you will be stuck in it forever.
I wish I could make people laugh.

You can, but they’re laughing at you

I wish spiders went extinct

Granted, but mosquitos take over the planet when their main predator goes extinct.
I wish I had a pet rat.