forum Forum game: Make a wish!

Started February 22, 2019 by @m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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Granted, but every website you know and love will be fully populated by elementary schoolers posting 'dank memes'.
I wish I could resurrect Fred Weasley.

He wouldn't be the same and george would die.

I wish my computer was charged.

But he'll die again in five minutes.
I wish I had the power to unfollow a discussion– Oh, I do! All it takes is one click. Annnnd… Done.

I wish everyone would get over this drama

But the discussion will always be in the shadows, watching you.
I wish I had the power to control an army of llamas.

I wish everyone would get over this drama

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That's why I deleted the OG thread.

The llamas would be super adorable, but they’d spit on you

I wish puppies would stay smol forever

They do! But instead of growing they now shrink.
I wish that I could visit Italy.

You can! But you can’t eat any of the food sobs silently as I realize how awful that would be

I wish to end world hunger

You can! But all of the food will be food no one likes.
I wish I could go to Hogwarts.

you can, though now they focus on a curriculum of math and english/reading.

I wish my wrist wasn't in pain
_{also that I could move it.}

It isn't! But now you have a headache.
I wish I could stop ruining everything I touch.

You can by cutting off your hands (but honestly same)

I wish my wrist wasn't hurting and that I didn't have a headache (because I do)

(Your wish half came true?)
Your wrist and head are no longer hurting, but now they're completely numb

I wish I had better grades

Granted, better grades in preschool.
I wish people wouldn't hate this thread.

Granted! But they'll take their hate elsewhere.
Cinderella voice
I wish to go to the festival!

Granted, the festival of public executions.
I wish to get out of class.

That sounds fun!
Granted, but you get held back for skipping class.
Jack voice
I wish my cow would give me some milk!

Granted, poisoned milk.
I wish it would be sunny out.

Granted. You get a horrible sunburn.
Baker's Wife voice
I wish to have a child

Granted, a child that dies.
I wish that my crush will like me.

Granted, they become obsessed with you.
I wish I was drop-dead gorgeous.

Granted, literally.
I wish I had pretty hair.

Granted. But it's near impossible to tame.
I wish I had another dog.