forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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Weird question, but has anyone here ever eaten mint jelly?

I once nearly bought half a gallon or something. But no.

Completely off topic, but there's this low-key cute girl (in more of a smol way) that goes around in a motorized wheelchair. And she's going through the college library with her friend riding on the back of it.

God I wish that was me

God I wish that was me

Same

Cannibalism is a crime, then why does religion get away with it? Hmm?

Because it only condones eating Jesus the Godman. The followers don't eat anyone else so it should be chill.

But why are we even eating Jesus in the first place?

Cannibalism is a crime, then why does religion get away with it? Hmm?

Because it only condones eating Jesus the Godman. The followers don't eat anyone else so it should be chill.

To be fair, no one knows what's in the casseroles that people bring to potlucks…

Completely off topic, but there's this low-key cute girl (in more of a smol way) that goes around in a motorized wheelchair. And she's going through the college library with her friend riding on the back of it.

hit on her

Miriam, this is Dom we're talking about, be reasonable

Dom could do it.
DOM, RIGHT NOW, HIT ON ME.

Approach her slowly and awkwardly ask for a ride

woah that’s some peer pressure idk Dom

befriend them in the most Dom way

Dom could do it.
DOM, RIGHT NOW, HIT ON ME.

That's illegal

Dom could do it.
DOM, RIGHT NOW, HIT ON ME.

Ew wait no you're a child and he's technically an adult

DO NOT

Y'all need to chill. There's like, one branch of Catholicism that thinks that it turns into him in your mouth. In your mouth. One. They aren't chopping people up and eating them. And other Christians do it too. It's symbolism. Because before Jesus was killed he was like, "do this to remember me." So we do. Ain't hard to understand

^^^I still don't know who you are

Hmmm. I'm being told I need to chill. Hmmmmmmmmm.

I'm Pickles

Lol

PICKLES

_rip

I was asking for a pickup line to test my man Dommy

It's not illegal

at all lmao

Hmmm. I'm being told I need to chill. Hmmmmmmmmm.

Not you specifically. Just all of you

Oh man you have much to learn

I think I'm sick/getting sick
I'm tired and achy and I'm so fucking cold