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Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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I’ve always wanted to be someone’s boyfriend

You can be my online boyfriend if that'll make you happy

I know we have some cat enthusiasts here so

It will absolutely make me happy

Gato

Si
gato

It will absolutely make me happy

lmao, then online boyfriend you shall be

I'm the oldest granddaughter and it's apparently a tragedy that I'm not married or have children yet, at least on my dad's side. My grandmother always tells me "You're too skinny. You need a husband. Have babies. You're pretty enough–find a rich boy and get pregnant. I want more babies in my life." D:

and my hispanic grandmother says "Don't you dare have children, bruja. The world doesn't need more of your magic."

Gee. Thanks grandmas.

LoooooooooooooooL.
The dad grandma has a very clear mindset, that's for sure.

She's Eastern European. In her eyes I should have been married and popping out children as soon as I graduated high school. That 'Old Country Babushka™' vibe is real with her.

Yeah I feel. I honestly feel the get married now urge as well.

lol marriage is a weird thought to me cuz my mother is constantly talking about it and my hypothetical husband and sometimes i'm just like "yeah sure whatever" and other times it's like "haha husband, suurreeee" and most of the time it's like "mama i'm only 15 there's still time"

lol parents are weird.

My parents are very keen on me having children so when I told them that because of medical issues I may not have, they were mad at me

Like seriously? Am I simply a baby popper?

my mom didn't understand why I don't really want biological children
And I'm closeted, so I couldn't really tell her "I can't have biological children if I'm with a girl"

Omg same with my parents. I told them I'm going to adopt because I don't wanna go through that whole… process and they went ballistic.

Besides, with adopting children you can choose what aged kids you want to be a parent to, some people aren't good with babies while others aren't good with toddlers

The only one that really cares about me having kids (other than my grandmother) is my biological father. He's kind of obsessed with 'passing on his bloodline' but his ass got stuck with 3 girls so his last name will diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie and I love it.

My mom and step dad couldnt care less. They think that since I have a cat I'm fine. XD my emotional turmoil whenever something happens to him is apparently "too much to handle" and if I had children it would 'be an absolute shitshow of emotions'

I don't want kids because I don't want to get married, I don't want to have sex, and I don't want to accidentally raise a murderer. Yes, I am actually afraid that if I had a kid, they would become a serial killer. Also, ew I don't want to deal with attitude or schools

if I could have kids and then hand them over to my parents when they reached like 10–that would be great. I hate pre-teens and teenagers.

(no offense guys. I mean the ones in reality)

Tbh, obvious being a teenager myself, teens are very dramatic and I hate it, then again many good memes and vibes were made by Teens so hmm…

I honestly being a mature teenager feel like I could raise a kid when I’m thirty-ish. But I’d rather have money and tattoos. And guinea pigs. Sooooo it’s an easy pass. Besides if I do end up being together with someone it will be imperative that they feel the same way (if I still feel this way fourteen years later).

It's nice that a lot of you have an idea of how you want your lives to be in the future whereas I cant even decide what I want to eat lol

I don't want to have kids, I really don't. I don't want to do the process, I don't want to pass on my genetics with how sucky the ones from just my side would be, I don't want to deal with the education system, I don't want to be responsible for raising a whole-ass human being for 18 years of my life.
I would maybe adopt an older child/teen but I don't want a baby.

The population's already too big

i dont want kids either, doesnt interest me AT ALL