Also Megara is the best Disney princess
And she gets murdered five years later. Good memories.
Imagine if Disney did an R-rated sequel that was just Hercules and the 12 trials and ended with him being burned alive on his funeral pyre
#JustAncientGreekThings
Jyn. Knows. What's. Up.
It's not even that funny
It led to a string of shitty "hahaha fairytale subversion!!!" movies
It's not even that subversive? It's basically just a role reversal of Beauty and the Beast
Disney's Hercules is a better satire of traditional hero stories and that's the tea
Except Beauty is ugly as fuck
Um, no. Hercules is an actual story and they got a bunch of shit wrong even with just basic mythology.
It's basically just an ugly guy going to save a hot girl instead of a hot girl going to save an ugly guy, so it's close enough
I obviously know that Hercules is a real story, but the Disney version is a much better "hero's journey" satire than Shrek. Literally all of "Zero to Hero" pokes fun at it, same with "One Last Hope"
You're missing the point that Hercules is an actual myth and they did it dirtier than the fairytales
*Labors, not trials, my bad
Jyn. Knows. What's. Up.
It's not even that funny
It led to a string of shitty "hahaha fairytale subversion!!!" movies
It's not even that subversive? It's basically just a role reversal of Beauty and the Beast
Disney's Hercules is a better satire of traditional hero stories and that's the tea
Except Beauty is ugly as fuck
Um, no. Hercules is an actual story and they got a bunch of shit wrong even with just basic mythology.
It's basically just an ugly guy going to save a hot girl instead of a hot girl going to save an ugly guy, so it's close enough
I obviously know that Hercules is a real story, but the Disney version is a much better "hero's journey" satire than Shrek. Literally all of "Zero to Hero" pokes fun at it, same with "One Last Hope"
You're missing the point that Hercules is an actual myth and they did it dirtier than the fairytales
Yeah but at least it wasn't boring as dirt like their fairytale adaptions
And it's a great satire, so I don't really care that it messed with the source material
"If there's a price for Hera's judgement, I guess I've already done that."
"If there's a price for Hera's judgement, I guess I've already done that."
"No jobs are worth the aggravation! It's ancient history, been there, done that."
Yeah but at least it wasn't boring as dirt like their fairytale adaptions
And it's a great satire, so I don't really care that it messed with the source material
You can just. Have your terrible movies and trashy enjoyment pat pat
Yeah but at least it wasn't boring as dirt like their fairytale adaptions
And it's a great satire, so I don't really care that it messed with the source material
You can just. Have your terrible movies and trashy enjoyment pat pat
Sleeping Beauty bored me to sleep, Hercules may be inaccurate but at least it's not a goddamn insomnia cure.
here it is
if this is what I think it is I will be very angry
Is it a rickroll or is it the "undergoing surgery to become Shrek" video
sort of
Ella I don't like what this implies
here it is
if this is what I think it is I will be very angry
Is it a rickroll or is it the "undergoing surgery to become Shrek" video
sort of
Ella I don't like what this implies
You- you do realize you can see what it is without having to click it, right?
here it is
if this is what I think it is I will be very angry
Is it a rickroll or is it the "undergoing surgery to become Shrek" video
sort of
Ella I don't like what this implies
You- you do realize you can see what it is without having to click it, right?
I can't see it, I just see the link
m a l e f i c e n t
Eris isn't here so shut up and let us fight
no maleficent fucking slaps
only the first one though
the second one honestly disappointed me
Holly Black wrote a Maleficent book and that's the only Maleficent-related thing that I'm intrigued by
Besides Eris, obviously.
As in "on all levels except physical, I am a wolf" trans-species?
Apparently the person in that vine later came out as a trans woman, iirc
I got news for ya
https://www.google.com/search?q=naia+okami&oq=naia+ok&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l7.2578j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
she's a trans woman and still identifying as a wolf-fox
Ik this is a little late, but she has a website with an 'As Seen On TV' logo and I find that amusing
all I'm saying is the day my child looks me in the eye and says "mom, I'm a kangaroo" is the day I no longer have a child
I'll take them into my care if you want?
all I'm saying is the day my child looks me in the eye and says "mom, I'm a kangaroo" is the day I no longer have a child
Even if they're just playing around and are not serious?
I'll take them into my care if you want?
This is an insanely wholesome image to me
I'll take them into my care if you want?
This is an insanely wholesome image to me
"Well, young kangaroo, time to fly you to the other side of the world all by yourself to live with one of Mommy's internet friends because Mommy doesn't want you anymore."
Very wholesome
I'll take them into my care if you want?
This is an insanely wholesome image to me
"Well, young kangaroo, time to fly you to the other side of the world all by yourself to live with one of Mommy's internet friends because Mommy doesn't want you anymore."
Very wholesome
Just the idea of Lee taking in a bunch of trans-species people and taking care of them
It's sweet
"mom, dad… I have something to tell you. I'm an anteater."