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@hollow-boned

i have to wait till im married and tbh im relived

as long as ur okay with it, babe <3

are you flirting with me?

KJRNGJKEJTSNH I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
no i call everyone babe and i send everyone hearts it's just a gesture of affection

Ann O. Ymous

i have to wait till im married and tbh im relived

as long as ur okay with it, babe <3

are you flirting with me?

KJRNGJKEJTSNH I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
no i call everyone babe and i send everyone hearts it's just a gesture of affection

okay sry im young and have never been in a relationship so idk if someone is like flirting with me or not …

@hollow-boned

okay sry im young and have never been in a relationship so idk if someone is like flirting with me or not …

it's okay you just made my day that was rlly funny

Ann O. Ymous

okay sry im young and have never been in a relationship so idk if someone is like flirting with me or not …

it's okay you just made my day that was rlly funny

lol that was pretty funny and your welcome

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What even happenend to this chat while I was gone lol

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

When straight guys are best friends: “Let’s just walk next to each other, I’m not gonna hold your hand, that’s gay”

When straight girls are best friends: “Yeah I’m just gonna freaking tackle you to the ground and then awkwardly cling to your leg or something”

@Knight-Shives group

When straight guys are best friends: “Let’s just walk next to each other, I’m not gonna hold your hand, that’s gay”

When straight girls are best friends: “Yeah I’m just gonna freaking tackle you to the ground and then awkwardly cling to your leg or something”

My friends, most or a few who are straight girls will literally flirt with you. Hug the life out of you. Slap your butt. I've had one of my friends just jokingly stroke my knee. Also one of them cat called me once…. So like yeah.

@Elder-God-Whisper work

When straight guys are best friends: “Let’s just walk next to each other, I’m not gonna hold your hand, that’s gay”

When straight girls are best friends: “Yeah I’m just gonna freaking tackle you to the ground and then awkwardly cling to your leg or something”

My friends, most or a few who are straight girls will literally flirt with you. Hug the life out of you. Slap your butt. I've had one of my friends just jokingly stroke my knee. Also one of them cat called me once…. So like yeah.

I honestly thought my GF was joking with me when she hit on me for a while after we met because of this kind of thing. BUT NOPE!

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

From what I remember, my best friend has:

  • Awkwardly clung to my leg
  • Attempted to carry me bridal style but then miserably failed because she’s a short little stick figure and I’m like twice her size
  • Tried to kiss me multiple times
  • …Actually kissed me once
  • Greeted me with nose boops
  • Tried to trick her sister into thinking I was gay
  • Hugged me until I couldn’t breathe
  • Held my hand countless times
  • Wrapped her arm around my shoulder
  • Called herself “hot” and then winked at me
  • Often makes “Waifu” and “Karen took the kids” jokes
  • Watched Endgame with me in theaters only to spend half the movie clinging desperately to my arm with a death grip on my hand and sobbing into my shoulder while I just sat there unable to feel emotion
  • And of course, yesterday while we were signing our camp T-shirts, she wrote the words “Love u ya idiot” on mine in a permanent marker while I wasn’t paying attention

She’s weird, but I’m just as bad.
I’m pretty sure once, when I was an extremely sheltered 7-year-old who still believed there were only two options for when you grow up (get married to the opposite gender or become a priest/nun), I told her that I wished I was a guy so I could marry her instead of having to spend my life with boys, because boys are yucky.

Also, most of our time spent together is just us cuddled up on a sofa/bed watching YouTube on my laptop and fangirl squealing over each cute guy. It’s great.

…We’re both 100% straight I promise

@Simon-Says

Okay yes I agree with the statement that straight girls who are my best friends (and act completely normal even though they know I'm bi) we literally act like sisters. Or… gay lovers? Idk, like my friend will shave her legs and (she's mute but) walk into class, sit down next to me, and put her legs on my lap and point to them and I'll be like "OMG SO SMOOTH SO SOFT SO CLEAN SO ELEGANT YOU SEXY BEAST." And I'll do something dumb (like every other minute) and she'll act disappointed and I'll say, "you know you love me," she she'll pretend to think about it but then like "I mean I can't say you're wrong."

@hollow-boned

I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT BUT MY JULIAN GOT AN UNDERCUT AND NOW HE LOOKS LIKE andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) GARFIELD WHEN HE PLAYED SPIDER-MAN AND I THINK I'M HAVING A STROKE

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I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT BUT MY JULIAN GOT AN UNDERCUT AND NOW HE LOOKS LIKE andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) GARFIELD WHEN HE PLAYED SPIDER-MAN AND I THINK I'M HAVING A STROKE

Aw cuteee

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I mean, telling someone that they look like andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) Garfield as Spiderman is one hell of a big compliment cause andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) Garfield was cute af back then

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

…We’re both 100% straight I promise

………………… Are you sure about that?

Well, there is technically a chance that I might be aro, ace, or even bi (although it's extremely slim), she's straight. Very straight. She rarely goes five minutes without talking about her fictional boyfriends or her not-so-fictional one, and she cannot look at a human male without explaining to me just where she ranks him on the attractive meter. She's also twice as sheltered as me and as a result, she's pretty anti-LGBTQ… She really isn't a bad or hateful person though so please don't get that impression

@Elder-God-Whisper work

lol. BY THE WAY! I ACCIDENTALLY CALLED MY GF "SWEETHEART" AND I HAD TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE WHILE RECOVERING WITH "I call everyone that". On another note, she ate five fucking cookies I made and said that they are now her favorite for many reasons.