forum All the stupid things my baby sister says
Started by @The-N-U-T-Cracker
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@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Emma: coloring peacefully
“Elsa and Anna can both have umbrellas, cause it’s raining”
“Now Anna can have pink hair…”
“And Elsa’s bleeding cause of the rain”
“And there’s blood on Sven”
“And they’re all sneezing from the blood”

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Emma: trying to get into my room
Me: You can’t come in yet, I gotta change my shirt.
Emma: No you don’t, you look pretty in that one!
Me: aw-
Emma: Can I steal your candy now?

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this is really cheering me up. give emma a head pat or something for me. I don't know what kids like.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Emma just tried to order a “taco bun with only rice and beans” at a Mexican restaurant
Unfortunately that was not on the menu, but the waiter played along anyway :D

@Im-just-here-idk-what-life-means group

Emma: coloring peacefully
“Elsa and Anna can both have umbrellas, cause it’s raining”
“Now Anna can have pink hair…”
“And Elsa’s bleeding cause of the rain”
“And there’s blood on Sven”
“And they’re all sneezing from the blood”

Talk about lmao. I can’t stop laughing

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

This just in:
Patton: "He looks like a nerd"
Roman: "Like a prince… kind of"
Logan: "An office worker!"
Virgil: panics "Uh… poopish"
Janus: stares at screen for a solid 30 seconds while clicking tongue like a chicken "Pick a name."
Remus: "Deodorant-eating-man"

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jesus christ, how many small humans are in your house???