forum All the stupid things my baby sister says

Started November 03, 2019 by @The-N-U-T-Cracker

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So my brother has "3 or 4 mini-packets of Cheez-its worth" in calories
In his own teeth
He keeps them in a gum container

"I think the moon is saying it hates us"

"You should wear that one cause that one doesn't show your boobs"

-No male book character ever

I'm sure Dom probably has

Hmm. Not so consciously. But I am a little uncomfortable with my characters when it comes to anything sexy. Like Kym. Kym has slept with everyone.

"I think the moon is saying it hates us"

Nah. It's the sun.

I missed this

Emma: “There are a bunch of ants here so I’m killing them all”
Me: “or maybe just leave them be???”
Emma: “But they want to die!!!”

Can you ask her why they want to die?

Me: “You’re so cute, Emma”
Emma: “Thanks! You’re not cute. Sorry :)”

I'm checking this chat, it's 10 PM, and as I'm about to respond to this, guess what?
She came in my room with this grin on her face, and says "We can have popcorn tomorrow"
Followed by an "oh" of realization that I have braces
Then on her way out, she tried to steal a bracelet

My sisters a friend
and I love her
My mom couldn’t find her water all day, so when my step-dad was about to leave work mom called him and told him to pick up a new bottle.
After dinner my mom jokingly ask my sister if she threw it in the trash
My sister said yes
She was telling the truth it was in the trash (the diaper trash)

Little Gab is already learning well

“Just suck it!”
~Emma out of context

(all stolen from one conversation in which she burst into my room uninvited to make me sing a duet with her of It's Raining Tacos)

"aAh that's scary make it creepier"

"In the other world, everyone explodes and dies!!!"

Emma: "I eat sour cream, peppers, and real dogs on my taco"
Me: "wait no, don't eat dogs!"
Emma: "I only eat them when there are no more kittens and ugly people"

"uGh when is this world gonna end already!!?"

"Then in the last world everyone has curly hair except for you"

E: “Are my cheeks bigger than Anna’s house?”
Me: “No, I don’t think anyone’s is”
E: “There is one person-“
Me: “Who?”
E: “Me.” :D

S: "It's mine."
Me: "What're you gonna do with it?"
S: "Eat it."
Me: "All of it?"
S: "Yeah!"
Me: "With what?"
S: "A spoon."
Me: "This is a tenth of your weight in Nutella."
S: "I know!" :D

Emma: Well, when I get big maybe I can get a car and steal a mansion!
Me: You can’t just steal a mansion, that’s not how it works
Emma: No, silly, I’ll do it at night when no one’s looking.
It’ll be so big, it’ll have one bedroom, one kitchen, one bathroom…
Me: how is that a mansion?
Emma: I don’t know :D

Space alien hat 2.0

I love her
And of course, can’t forget the Lenny face

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

My heart-

She looks like you in the last one.

Emma saw me take my meds and now she’s running through the house screaming DRUGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSS at my grandparents

omg
I love this child

Sometimes my little sister talks in her sleep. My dad said that one time he heard her mumbling something about food, and then she rolled over and said YUM. We thought it was hilarious.

Sometimes my little sister talks in her sleep. My dad said that one time he heard her mumbling something about food, and then she rolled over and said YUM. We thought it was hilarious.

Omg I have a story like this!
My brother's bedroom is across the hallway from mine, and he has asthma. So one night, I'm up reading and hear him coughing, so nine-year-old me goes to check on him. Then I just hear him mumble "No thanks, I already had lunch" and I just start cackling

Also, when we used to share a bedroom, once he was getting in his pajamas and just falls asleep, right there on the spot. He just fell backwards onto his bed, out cold