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All the stupid things my baby sister says
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emma
is such an absolute icon
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
One from mine.
"No one will buy it if he's having the price that high! That's extortion!"
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
I watched my sister blow bubbles in her chocolate milk then take a bite out of the bubbles
@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies
“Get off the radiator Gabby”
“Get off the frozen Elsa”
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
“Did you know that God put the sun and moon in the sky? He must be so strong to lift the moon, I wonder if mommy helped him”
(she’s learning about religion and she’s convinced mom’s reading it from experience)
@StarryWolfy flash_onCrazy Procrastinator
Awwwwwwww………..
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
Oh, precious baby
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
“If you find a hedgehog, eat it. It’s spicy”
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
Meanwhile my other little sister (not Emma) has started throwing “if you know what I mean” onto the end of basic sentences, not understanding what it means and it just…
sweetie, you’re nine. I don’t think “I just really like birthday cake ice cream if you know what I mean” implies what you think it does…
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
wHEEZE
@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry
👀👀
@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry
me: why did you throw my socks?
rachel: bye bye sock
also, she refuses to accept the color red. i’ll say “it’s red” and she’ll YELL at me “NO”
like you can yell no all you want it’s still red
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
We got into a 5-minute argument this morning about the pronunciation of 'Beau'
She says it's bee-you
I'm like 'hon it's French'
My parents are like 'child, French is weird but it's pronounced bo'
And yet she still says it's bee-you
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
Emma was trying to reference the “It’s an avocado… thanks” vine but couldn’t remember how it went so she just shouted “Happy birthday! I got a turd”
@SupernaturalSyGuyIsTIred group
(Tell her that I said thanks because that made me chuckle and smile, two things that I haven't done in a while.)
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
Emma: “I just didn’t know that God could fly“
Mom: “well, it’s not as much that he can fly as it is he-“
Emma: “yeah, he’s just really tall. like sirenhead”
@PastelTart
(PFFT! Haha! Yes, Emma. Like Sirenhead. XD)
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
“WHO IS BLACK AND WHY DO I HATE HIM.”
~Emma, playing an innocent game of Among Us
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@Kamea public
I– inconvenient wording
@Anemone eco
Lol
@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies
My sister is screeching the alphabet at the top of her lungs
Also the other day she completely insulted me by saying, “Duh, Mack”
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
“UwU, wats dis?”
~Emma, in public, at my cousin’s wedding.
@Kamea public
oh. oh no lmao
@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies
“Siri is naked”
not sure where gabby got that idea but oh well