forum All the stupid things my baby sister says

Started November 03, 2019 by @The-N-U-T-Cracker

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So the other day, we went hiking, and my mom was like "careful in the tall grass, you could get lyme disease"
and my brother goes "can't have corona without a lime"
the end

So my typing angered the small beast, so of course, she decided to get as close to me as possible while staying out of my room. So she lies down in the hallway, right outside my door.

She's now asleep, face down in the hallway

They do that. All with the many times heard battle cry of I’m not tired!

They say they're not tired and are asleep within minutes
I say I'm not tired and am passing out the next day from exhaustion

Not Emma related but I was getting out of the shower a moment ago and I just overheard a bunch of petty arguing before my mom very audibly shouting “BEEP BEEP LETTUCE” in anger so uh

I’m not sure what’s happening but needless to say I’m very intrigued

I'm wheezing

I found the context
apparently my little brother had been spamming her with the beep beep lettuce image, and whenever she told him to stop cause it was getting annoying, he would ask "stop what? i'm not doing anything :)" so she yelled it at him

So my sister came downstairs and said "Want 100 dollars?" And I said "Sure" and she hands me this

Emma tried to tell another joke

Emma: What does a pumpkin do when you tell it to jump?
Mom: What?
Emma: NOTHING cause it’s DEAD and DEATH and BLOOOOOOOOOD

"Robin's boobs are bigger than the universe!"
The worst part is I can't even argue

So I have a duvet cover with the Straw Hat crew, and she came into my room, pointed at Robin and Nami and goes
"Why are her boobs so big?"

Emma tried to tell another joke

Emma: What does a pumpkin do when you tell it to jump?
Mom: What?
Emma: NOTHING cause it’s DEAD and DEATH and BLOOOOOOOOOD

XD

Hello I recently became a nanny, which means I get to share this gem:
"Step on me"

Child I-
For context, I was sitting on a chair and he was laying on the ground under the chair. We were going to get up to go do something, but he didn't want to stand up. I told him I had to so I didn't step on him. He proceeded to tell me, "No, step on me." I said no.

I am currently babysitting and Emma has decided she wants to be in charge
so being the older, stricter woman that I am, I said she totally could and she smiled before ordering us all to let her watch youtube
I would give her a hug but she’s still in charge and she said no

Also while mom was making dinner she decided to play this game of purposefully mis-naming every object in the house so uh
turns out the watermelon we’re eating is rotten flesh

i love your sister oml

LMFAO THIS IS AMAZING

My sister felt the need to point out that I have pink lips
No mustache and no beard

I love her

“Guys look, I can squish my brain!!!”
aggressively smushes own cheeks