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So the other day, my sister wanted to set a timer for 89 minutes, then proceeded to throw a fit when Google set a timer for an hour and 29 minutes
So the other day, my sister wanted to set a timer for 89 minutes, then proceeded to throw a fit when Google set a timer for an hour and 29 minutes
ah, children
My sister has a thing where she calls me down for dinner.
So one night she’s like, “MACK DINNER TIME.”
And I’m like ok and head down stairs, and turns out dinner wasn’t going to be done for another ten minutes. My sister knew I it wasn’t done yet.
Kid tricked me into coming down stairs so I could play with her.
this two year old is a genius
My sister has a thing where she calls me down for dinner.
So one night she’s like, “MACK DINNER TIME.”
And I’m like ok and head down stairs, and turns out dinner wasn’t going to be done for another ten minutes. My sister knew I it wasn’t done yet.
Kid tricked me into coming down stairs so I could play with her.
this two year old is a genius
That's cute! ❤
Emma got me a literal BTS Jungkook Barbie doll for Christmas so uh.
I have that in my possession now. thanks squish, I’ll cherish it
I keep forgetting to add her quotes to this list and now I’m forgetting them DDD:
anyway today she told my parents she doesn’t wanna be called “Emma”, she wants to be called Princess Beauty.
So Princess Beauty over here just sneezed into her spaghetti-Os and continued to eat them, elegantly of course
unfortunately though my family had to ruin it with a transphobic joke so that was… fun
well now I wanna know what it was
it was something like “let’s hope that’s the only identity change she ever has, cause I don’t care how precious she is, if she starts going around saying “my new name is prince handsome, I identify as a transgender washing machine” she’s gonna be getting quite the whoopin from me lol”
not at all funny but like. when are they ever
gross that's not even a joke. not to mention that it's a non sequitur
I'm drinking this amazing raspberry tea(this is completely unrelated) and my sister comes into the living room, looks at me, and just says "I want to dissect you."
I LOVE THIS THREAD SO FREAKING
M U C H
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