forum All the stupid things my baby sister says

Started November 03, 2019 by @The-N-U-T-Cracker

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awwwe that's so adorable-

I mean, that's one way to say it. This child's improv skills are great already.

Making me wish that I had a younger sibling even though they'd be around my age…. It's all good though; got my nephews for adorableness!

i don't know where she heard the name ariana grande considering none of us listens to that kind of music here
but she somehow heard her name
is now naming every play-doh person she makes after her
and can only pronounce it as weary anna gran day

i don't know where she heard the name ariana grande considering none of us listens to that kind of music here
but she somehow heard her name
is now naming every play-doh person she makes after her
and can only pronounce it as weary anna gran day

Awww
That's so precious

Meanwhile, my sister is watching her favorite show for the 11th time since December and screaming

i don't know where she heard the name ariana grande considering none of us listens to that kind of music here
but she somehow heard her name
is now naming every play-doh person she makes after her
and can only pronounce it as weary anna gran day

Perhaps she heard it from a friend or somehow managed to randomly stumble across Weary Ana Gran Day.

My sister just ate a sticker
And we call her smart

I think Emma’s secretly a ninja in training

Why do you say that?
is hit with the urge to draw Emma in the style of Naruto

So I was just chilling on the swing set while she played, watching over her and making sure she wouldn’t get sand in her eyes or anything like that.
She asked me to open the door so she could go inside for a moment.
I let her in, head back to the swings, all is normal
…But then I turn around and sHE’S BEHIND ME

Dang, Emma's got the speed of The Flash.

wHAT THE-

I was known as "The Fart Ninja" in my 9th grade drafting class.

Rachel was just crying because she wanted coffee
she saw me with it and reached for it and when I said no she started crying
I'm sorry but you're 1 1/2 and full of energy you don't need coffee

So, I was watching a stream, and she comes into my room and hands me this:

A severed doll head on a pen

Art.

Dom, I'm fairly sure it's not.

Art.

nO
Don't encourage heR

Lol

Reminds me of when my cat would bring me dead birds and lizards.

Do not 'lol' me
I'm afraid to sleep tonight
not really I can pick her up with one hand

nO
Don't encourage heR

Art

let her express herself freely

There's a fine line between doing art and being a serial killer in the making
She has crossed it