Things got crazy earlier and some of the highlights were:
"Pause the grapes!"
"Your solution to the apocalypse is to stuff cheese into your mouth?"
"The Spanker"
"Roronoa Zoro."
Pig sounds
Fork that was being held in front of face is removed
"Yeah?"
“No, Thomas! Water is only for girls!”
Sorry Thomas I guess your heart is gonna stay broked
(This was last friday during dinner time)
Little sister: I'm done! I'm done! I'm done! Hands me bitten Nutella toast
Me: Did she just give me her chocolate toast so I can eat it? Cool, I got no issues with this. Eats toast.
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For context, said sister had given me what was left of her burger previously after mom told her I'd eat it, (Which I did cause she had only bitten the bun) And then I had to make said sister Nutella toast in exchange.
She was being really cute and I found it funny that she just assumed I would eat her toast too if she let me have it.
And honestly? She's not wrong.
Emma: And then the macaroni boxes turned my dolls into fruit punch!!!
Me: I’m just not gonna question it-
Emma: NO.
(Your sister is amazing XD)
“Mommy clean Gabbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy’s
So the mini-demon is currently making a plush unicorn point a nerf gun at me from across the hall while she's speaking gibberish
“Gabby no eat bite!”
Me: “Can you eat a bite and show me you’re a big girl?”
Takes a bite
Me: “Thats what it took?”
2 year old sisters are fun
Is it okay to slap a 6 year old if she's been playing 'pink fluffy unicorns' on a loop for the past hour?
Is it okay to slap a 6 year old if she's been playing 'pink fluffy unicorns' on a loop for the past hour?
YES
Maybe not slap, but take away whatever she’s playing it on
Maybe not slap, but take away whatever she’s playing it on
I agree. Don't slap. Take The computer away
She'll bite me or something if I take her Alexa
You'll make the matter worse by slapping them. Just give it some time. If not try to get your mom or dad involved.
Emma started playing Minecraft recently and she keeps asking me “are endermen real?” “can you mine diamonds in our world?” “are there big jungles with birds?” “what about caves?” and i keep having to show her pictures of cute bats, lapis, deserts, and stuff to satisfy her curiosity
she’s so fascinated by it-
who knew minecraft could have so many things in our world?
she says she wants to go on an adventure with a sword and see all the biomes
like me too fren, me too-
help i love her so much
Emma started playing Minecraft recently and she keeps asking me “are endermen real?” “can you mine diamonds in our world?” “are there big jungles with birds?” “what about caves?” and i keep having to show her pictures of cute bats, lapis, deserts, and stuff to satisfy her curiosity
she’s so fascinated by it-
who knew minecraft could have so many things in our world?
she says she wants to go on an adventure with a sword and see all the biomes
like me too fren, me too-
help i love her so much
That's so cute
oh my gosh, she's precious
We have to take her on an adventure to see all the biomes now
I'll start making a map
So we were at my grandparents' house, visiting them (we were wearing masks and stayed 6 feet apart, don't worry) and it's sweltering out, so I said
"I'm hot. In more ways than one."
And I swear, my brother made this exact face
“Your feet are big pounds!!!”
(copied from the venting space a few hours ago)
The year was 2019. We had just arrived at my grandma’s house after a long, tiring night of trick-or-treating, and were happily digging through our buckets to see what we obtained on our journey.
When all of a sudden, Emma, that precious little bean, jumps up all excited. Lo and behold, in her basket, among all the tootsie rolls and kit-kats, she had struck gold. A chocolate chip granola bar, the kind you get in bulk 60-piece boxes at your local Costco, was carefully placed in the middle of her basket.
With joy in her eyes, she ran to inform her mother of the discovery, for despite having one of those things with every meal for the past three months, this was the greatest thing she’d seen in her life.
While everyone else commented about all the peanut butter cups and three musketeers, she couldn’t care less. Nothing else in that basket meant anything. She got a granola bar, and that’s all that mattered.
Emma: “EW THE MULCH SMELLS LIKE PORCUPINE”
Me: “it does not smell like porcupine-“
Emma: “YES IT DOES, IT SMELLS LIKE YUCKY PORCUPINE”
Me: “You have never smelled a porcupine”
Emma: “YES I DID, WHEN I WAS A TINY BABY”
Get the girl a porcupine. She needs to smell it
You heard the girl
She smelled a porcupine, when she was a tiny baby, Ella