My sister is a demon
She offered me some whipped cream (I have a whipped cream problem) and I was like 'thanks don't tell mom'
But
The thing of whipped cream is empty
Which I didn't know
And this demon just sat there and laughed at me for a solid minute
She just called fireflies “light bees” and now I refuse to call them anything else
my brother calls the television a chi-chi
and ice age "dinosaurs"
so you hear a two year old from the other room, saying to my other brother, amos: "dinosaurs on da chi-chi pease, ais"
No one:
My sister: pulls a bunch of tissues out of the box, licks them, then puts them back
My sister is running around saying “people die”
My sister is running around saying “people die”
She's not wrong
Meanwhile, my sister looks me straight in the eye and says
"I'm dead inside."
My sister is running around saying “people die”
She's not wrong
Let it be known that my sister is smarter than me
(I know people die though, just not at that age)
Rachel (my baby sister): shhh
Me: shhh
Rachel: No!
Me: shhh
Rachel: NO! NOOOOO!
as she proceeds to scream very loudly
My mom: Bringing me food because I'm quarantined in my room
My sister: "Are you bringing that to… The Contaminated One?"
My mom: Bringing me food because I'm quarantined in my room
My sister: "Are you bringing that to… The Contaminated One?"
Can I just make your sister my sister?
We would have so much fun
Today Emma asked me what my pearl-ex was, so I decided to show her
Emma:
dips finger in pigment
stares at finger unmoving for a solid minute
looks me directly in the eyes
I wanna keep it forever
(finally someone appreciates my glitter)
I wanna keep it forever
That's literally me with anything that shines/glimmers even the slightest bit? I might be a dragon.
=O
I’M NOT ALONE?!
You're not! As of recent I've considered collecting glitter, beads, buttons, and even those fake jewels you glue onto things because mmmm pretty things that shine.
i may or may not have a small treasure chest filled of pop tabs because shiny
Everyone: “Glitter gets everywhere”
Me: That’s the fun of it
yes
Ok you've overused the rick roll
don’t even try it
you have rickroll in your username for crying out loud
you’re not fooling anyone
Anyone else recognize the YT code on sight now?
I'm starting to.
I swear to god Ella