Okay do you know what my demon sister did?
So about an hour ago, she asked how to spell 'ha'.
I didn't question it, she's six and does weird things a lot.
A few minutes ago, I go to do crap on the computer, and the mouse isn't working.
I flip it over, and there's a piece of tape with a smiley face and 'haha' written on it.
I can't with this self-quarantine anymore
Oh my gosh 😂
Ok so this was from my brother(he's 10)
I was eating and I was like 'this tastes like heaven'
So my brother says "You ate heaven?"
And I said "At least we know where you're going."
So his response to that is "Canada?!"
It’s official:
COVID-19 is now only to be referred to as granola virus, because Emma says so.
It’s official:
COVID-19 is now only to be referred to as granola virus, because Emma says so.
Well, you can't argue with Emma.
I'm down
facts
so i'm just chillin in my room, petting my cat, doodling some shtuff, as usual.
…i just heard Emma scream, from the complete opposite side of the house,
she's standing on the edge of the sofa
she's holding an elsa doll high above her head
and she doesn't even know what narnia is
needless to say i am confusion
Tell her she's supposed to yell "For Narnia!" before she does something. Announcing that you're going takes the fun out of hide and seek
And maybe read it to her
“I’ll kill you tomorrow morning”
My 5 year old sis Said that
I hope I didn’t kill the chat… RIP
Good night Wesley
I'll most likely kill you in the morning
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ My immediate thought.
(Oof)
My little sisters and I, also say Fart Nugget, a creative alternate to saying f*
Alright so my bedroom is across the hall from my brother's room and he's video chatting with friends and suddenly he screams
"BUTTERED BISCUITS"
And I don't even know anymore
Brother update:
"You're acting like you've known me my whole life."
He's 2 years younger than me.
xD
Me: trying to shower
Cat: meows at door
Emma: crashes into said door “You can’t go in there! There’s water!”
Here. Pretend there’s ice powers in the way!
sSSSSPFFFBBBBBBBSPSPSPSPPSPSPPSPPSBBFFFFFFFSSSSPT
You’re stuck. You can’t go there now.
(Thank you Emma for protecting me)
Here’s another crazy thing me and my sisters say:
NIAPGOD
Can you figure out what that means? I doubt you can…
“Why aren’t you wearing any clothes?”
Emma: Becauuuusseeeee the fan blew my pajamas off, mom
"Robin's boobs are so big."
Robin being Nico Robin from One Piece
And if you look up pictures of Robin after the time-skip, you'll find that she's not wrong
“But I can’t pick this scab or else the dandelions would get bloody and we’re not picking the bloody dandelions”