Today my sister ran into the room with a Smarties wrapper stuck to her forehead, and she leaned against the fridge and said: "I'm kind of a Smarties fan, you know?"
Also the other day, she had to say 'peaceful sit-ins' and the way she articulated the T was so cute and we asked her to say it again and she did and it sounded like she had a British accent(we live in the U.S)
“No mom, I need a real piggy!!! it’ll be super small and cute and I can hug it in my sleep!!!” :D
Someone get this bean a real piggy.
Ya know what, I'll draw her a piggy.
She is currently attempting to sing Feliz Navidad
But she misheard the words
So now it’s officially Police Mom And Dad
Awww so cute
this is why we love both of you so much <3
Someone get this bean a real piggy.
Ya know what, I'll draw her a piggy.
I might make her a polymer clay piggy just because-
Oh my gosh
I just realized her birthday is in a little over a month
I think I’m gonna make her some dollhouse figures :D
Ok I'm gonna draw her a picture
She just tried to style her hair with holy water
at church
with people watching
Thanks for making me laugh uncontrollably in my bedroom alone with the window wide open
She just tried to style her hair with holy water
at church
with people watching
ICONIC
We stan. Never change
Holy schist.
I love this child almost more than my own bean of a lil sister
Apparently all she wants for her birthday is an LOL doll and “Sr Poops A Lot”, which after a lot of questions, is apparently a toy dog that you feed treats, it poops, and then you can feed it back to them
…I think I’ll stick to the dollhouse furniture idea
LOL surprise dolls are terrifying and disgusting. Do not recommend
LOL surprise dolls are terrifying and disgusting. Do not recommend
shudder
…I didn’t know what they were until now…
Oh gosh they’re horrifying
Emma’s now at the dinner table loudly talking about how if you squeeze their faces hard enough they pee
…yep, I’m sticking with the dollhouse furniture
Apparently all she wants for her birthday is an LOL doll and “Sr Poops A Lot”, which after a lot of questions, is apparently a toy dog that you feed treats, it poops, and then you can feed it back to them
…I think I’ll stick to the dollhouse furniture idea
ONE TIME
I WAS AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY
A FRIEND AND I FOUND ONE OF THOSE DOGS THAT POOP AND EAT
ITS NAME WAS JEREMY
WE TRIED MAKING IT EXTRA FOOD OUT OF CARDBOARD
BUT WHEN WE FED IT TO THE DOG
THE CARDBOARD GOT STUCK IN IT
SO WE PANICKED AND STARTED TRYING TO GET IT OUT
WE WERE TRYING EVERYTHING
SUDDENLY THE FRIEND WHO IS HOSTING THE PARTY WALKS IN ON MY FRIEND AND I ON HER BASEMENT FLOOR WITH A PENCIL STICKING OUT THE THE DOG'S BUTT
THE FRIEND PANICS AND TRIES TO QUICKLY PULL THE PENCIL OUT
IT BREAKS
THERE IS NOW HALF A PENCIL STUCK INSIDE OF JEREMY THE DOG
EVERYONE ELSE COMES AND TRIED TO HELP
WE REALIZE IT'S A LOST CAUSE
WE STUFFED JEREMY IN A CARDBOARD BOX WITH HALF A BROKEN PENCIL STUCK IN HIS BUTT
USED THE HOST'S JEWELRY AS OFFERINGS
AND HAD A FUNERAL
I also ended up getting yelled at by the mom for getting water on the carpet
…I didn’t know what they were until now…
Oh gosh they’re horrifying
Emma’s now at the dinner table loudly talking about how if you squeeze their faces hard enough they pee…yep, I’m sticking with the dollhouse furniture
Some pee, some cry, some spit. I have been scarred for life by all three of these.
So my sister runs up to me and says 'Put on the cooking show.' and I ask her which one and she says 'the one where they compete' and I just
Me: You have a skeleton inside you!
Emma: aggressively poking tummy
but I don’t feel any bones…
Can we get this child her own T.V show?
Ice cream kitty is back. Please tell Emma I said hi
i will :D