forum All the stupid things my baby sister says
Started by @The-N-U-T-Cracker
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@The-N-U-T-Cracker

(My mom texted me this one)

Emma: laying on the ground with her shirt pulled up to her armpits
My big heart is cracking-

Mom: What?

Emma: It’s making room so a baby can come out!
points to bellybutton
There’s a tiny door for the baby to come out so then we can play horses together! :D

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

ok so we have a big dog and a small brother and my dog was chillin on the window seat and someone rang the doorbell. So my dad goes to answer it and tells my brother to keep him on the window seat(because my dog will legit sprint outside if someone opens the door). My dad opens the door, and suddenly he hears someone yelling: "COOPER, NO!"(Cooper is my dog's name). And he looks back and sees Cooper dragging my brother across the foyer. Like, my brother was grabbing his collar and being dragged across the floor, and the guy who was at the door absolutely lost it.

@Pickles group

I don't know how old this boy is, but he was telling his mom he designed a nuke for a project and all you have to do is peel the sheet away and it falls
Kinda concerned if I'm being honest

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

I let Emma play with my Instagram filters cause she likes taking funny pictures of herself with her llama plushie

…She now keeps asking for my phone so she can do the puppy face
And I can’t say no cause she’s so precious-