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All the stupid things my baby sister says
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Mom: said something about a pig, I don’t know, I wasn’t paying attention
Emma: Ella can be a pig! she’ll go oink oink and she eats a lot of food :D
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OH MY GOD
@Nie-Huaisang-is-lost-in-the-stars group
Oof.
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
(this one happened a year ago but whatever)
“Wow, this ball is so big and heavy… Just like you, Grandpa!!!”
@Nie-Huaisang-is-lost-in-the-stars group
Lol. That's awesome.
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
Emma has decided my two female chinchillas will be named Stuffy and Fully and I almost want to call them that as a nickname just to make her happy
@Nie-Huaisang-is-lost-in-the-stars group
Aww, that's adorable.
@Nie-Huaisang-is-lost-in-the-stars group
I wish my sister was as adorable as yours. Instead she's just got a bad attitude.
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
Not Emma but my baby brother just told me
“Ella, your face is like bright sunshine”
“It hurts people’s eyes, gives people cancer, and makes me wish I was blind”
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
Whoa…
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
Of course this baby brother is actually 10 with the maturity of a toddler and has been looking at ancient grumpy cat memes on Pinterest for the past few weeks so I highly doubt his roast was original
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
Still. Whoa.
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
Me: you know what animal has an even tinier brain?
Emma: MATTHEW!!!
Mom: I was wondering where that went! Thank goodness you found it!
Little sister: It was under the table on a ledge
Emma: Cause I took it :D
Mom: …
Emma: …
Mom: I spent 10 dollars that I didn’t even have just to replace that you little-
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Emma: MOOOOOMMMM WE SHOULD PUT A PIANO IN THE BATHROOM SO WE CAN PLAY PIANO WHILE WE USE THE TOILET
MOM
(All happened this afternoon)
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
She is… Very wow.
@Pickles group
About John the Baptist:
"What was this guy's name?" -teacher
"Jason." -little kid
"No…"
"Jason!"
"No…his name was John."
"….oh. I thought it was Jason."
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
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@The-N-U-T-Cracker
Emma: ELLA ELLA ELLA GET UP AND GET ME A CHIP-
Me: They’re right next to you, you can just grab it from the bag???
Emma: ehhhhhh no
never mind
I’ll just eat my muffin
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
Me: Winner winner chicken di-
Emma: I killed my duck
@Pickles group
Yes. Kill all the ducks
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
Emma: Knock knock!
Me: Who’s there?
Emma: Drain
Me: Drain who?
Emma: Drain the bathtub! I’m dwowndinggggg!!!
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
receives an opossum plushie of her own
"I'm gonna name it…"
"Possum. Possum the squirrel :D"
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
LOL.