forum All the stupid things my baby sister says

Started November 03, 2019 by @The-N-U-T-Cracker

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IS THERE SUPPOSED TO BE A PHOTO??????

IS THERE SUPPOSED TO BE A PHOTO??????

YES, CAN YOU NOT SEE IT?

IS THERE SUPPOSED TO BE A PHOTO??????

YES, CAN YOU NOT SEE IT?

NO LMAO

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE THEY AREE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

She looks like you, Nutella.

She has beautiful eyes. Yours are darker, right, El? I think I remember you having brown eyes…

My eyes are more hazel, not quite brown or green

My hair is darker than hers, she has larger eyes, and she has some natural hair curls/blonde streaks
So we aren’t quite the same

“Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robert laid an egg, Batty wheel lost a wheel, and I am a people”

…She has the lyrics down perfectly

Well at least shes sure she is a 'people's lol

What do you mean? Those are definitely the words

“I have a gun and it looks like a hair dryer!!! :D”

breathes heavily while holding her lollipop

“I have smoked every single air”

You should make a game out of this
Two things she actually said and one thing she didn't. The rest of us have to guess. Like two truths and a lie lol

XD, Yes, I would play that!

“Hey mom, if you ever get lonely it’s okay, I will get you a cute pinky narwhal so it can go swim swim swim while you’re sleeping”
proceeds to sing the narwhal song

Also, not a quote from Emma exactly, but my other little sister said I need to go to a psychiatrist because I think the primary colors are magenta, cyan, and yellow

She should go to the psychiatrist because you're right

I spent all day yesterday with my cousins and one of them is two so

"Can you say hi instead of avoiding people?"
Shakes head
"Same"

"She'd talk more with an applesauce in each hand" -my dad

Points at cookie and nods

Me: It’s a recipe for instant happy-
Emma: I know a resupe
Me: What is it?
Emma: you add a fork, and a hot sauce, and a thistle, and another fork, and another thistle, and it makes a hurt leg so you go aaA my leg-
Me: …
Emma: I learned it in Spanish
Me: well you can’t argue with Spanish
Emma: And then in Egglish we didn’t eat food and everyone screamed aAAAA ONLY HOT SAUCE because there was only hot sauce =D

Goodbye!
runs out of the room still humming the narwhal song

I love it.

“Put your hands in the air, your ears on your bonk-a-head, and DIE”

Seems legit.

“See you next duck egg!”

“This is the best ever tortilla food I’ve ever food”

bad Morgz impression
“Eating Matthew’s hair for 24 hours CHALLENGE”

“MOM! MOM! MOMMM! The rice almost killed me-”

…These all happened within 5 minutes of each other

Wheeze

Emma: Ella, look at this cute cute glitter horse!

Me: It’s adorable!
You know what else is cute-

Emma: Yeah, I get it, I know I am