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@ace-at-hearts

Adrien: to Nori You didn't actually answer.
Jay: You can't just assume everything with wings works for Grey Eagle!
Ahanu: We've only seen, like, sveen exceptions to that.
CJ: Did you know that ravens were originally white? At least, the original Raven was. And then he-
Adrien: groans We hear this EVERY DAY. SHUT UP ABOUT THE RAVEN!

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Kek: Ravens are weird. So… what's a tansi again?
Aethea: to Epsilon I know of an annoying child you can eat! If you want I can go get him!
Kek: Do I know this child?
Aethea: Leo.
Kek: YOU WILL BRING HAVOC UPON US ALL NO NOT ALLOWED I ONLY JUST GOT RID OF HER SHE'LL COME BACK!
Everyone else: …..
Gino: to CJ This is Pisiskēs. He's my raccoon.

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Kek: Leo is Amber's little brother. If she brings him, she'll bring Amber and Amber will want to beat up Aethea for even SUGGESTING tob feed Leo to Epsilon, and because of a Nightmarish curse black ailing little girl, I have to take all the blows so it'll just end badly for me. Also Leo is very cute and nice and he' SEVEN.
Aethea: What he said.

@ace-at-hearts

Adrien: YOU PEOPLE EAT CHILDREN?!
CJ: Did you know that some African tribes are cannibalistic? It's tapwe.
Jay: Pisiskēs? You named your raccoon Raccoon? That is a worthy name. to Kek Tansi is Cree for hello. Tapwe means true.
Ahanu: to Aethea You cannot sign up. You should not WANT to sign up. Grey Eagle hates all humankind and everything on Earth. Which includes you.

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Nori: shrugs Yup. What a cool dude. Love the uh… the grey eagle. Guy.
Epsilon: thinks for a second So… Leo is… cousin?

@ace-at-hearts

Adrien: See? I was right! He does!
Jay: Grey Eagle hates everyone. Basically think… uhhh… CJ, gimme a god of death or general evil god.
CJ: Well, Loki or Hela from Norse mythology, Anubis and Set from Egyptian, Kronos from Greek mythology, Saturn from Roman mythology-
Ahanu: That's good, thanks.
CJ: But I didn't even get to the Mayan! Or the French! Or the Hindu!
Ahanu: How do you even know all those off the top of your head… They probably get the picture now.

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Kek: YOU DO NOT EAT LEO! You can tackle Amber, though.
Aethea: Leo's annoying.
Leo has arrived
Tuke: He does look edible.
Leo: I'm not edible! I'm inedibible!
Tuke: …You mean inevitable?
Leo: No, inedibible!

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Epsilon: licks lips mmmm! he looks yummy!!
Nori:…you all are sick. And yeah, totally a grey eagle person. But just so I know you have the right information, who is this guy and what does he do and where does he come from and stuff

@ace-at-hearts

CJ: Did you know that in some cultures, until recently children were sacrificed to demons?
Ahanu: That is NOT HELPING that poor child. Enough facts about eating children!
Jay: to Nori He's the most selfish, coldhearted Holy Person you will ever meet. He locked away the Sun, Moon, Stars, Fire and Fresh Water from humankind so he could have it all to himself and watch humankind slowly die off. He comes from the stars and the stories of the Holy People, and he is the reason the Sun and Moon disappear every night and day; he's trying to regain them and keep them from humans.
Adrien: He's just evil.

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Leo: bites lip I'm not supposed to tell you where she is. nAnd I don't wanna be eated! I'm inedibible!
Aethea: So she's here?
Amber: walks up behind Aethea, leers over her and smiles with fire in her eyes What was that about eating Leo?

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Epsilon: begins stalking Leo
Nori: nods Oh yeah. Right. Yep. You've got the right information. stretches his wings So uh, Ren told me you've got soup, right?

@ace-at-hearts

CJ: Did you know that Grey Eagle kills four out of seven of his helpers if they fail him?
Adrien: to Nori Exactly. So why are you HERE, of all places? And please tell me you didn't bring any wendigos… Wait. points to Epsilon Is he a wendigo?
CJ: Did you know that most wendigos are people who were cannibals? And then got turned into mutant huge deer-human-demon things because they were so selfish?
Ahanu: A useful fact! Thank you! Let that be a warning!
Jay: fiddles with her beaded bracelet, and it grows to a sling and stones
Adrien: Turn that back! They didn't do anything! yet

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Leo: inches away from Epsilon
Amber: GERROFF ME! pushes Addic off THE NEXT PERSON OR BEING TO TRY TO EAT LEO WILL VERY MUCH REGRET IT. I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE NO CONSCIOUS FROM glares at Epsilon BECAUSE TECHNICALLY NEITEHR DO I.
Leo: tugs Amber's sleeve Please don't yell, it hurts my earbuds!
Corrin: Earbuds?
Leo: Yeah, I have small ears, so it's earbuds!
Kek: Small children have the best logic.
Raef: hands Nori a bowl of soup

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Leo: I like friends! Friends are nice and friendly! And they don't try to eat me!
Leo: to Addic Yeah, earbuds! 'Cause my ears aren't actually very goodly shaped. They miss some parts of them, I think.
Leo: I kind of have robot ears! My robot ears are gonna take ove rthe world! Rawr! starts giggling a lot

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Maia: I won't try to eat you. screaming to everyone and covering Leo's earbuds NOR WILL ANY OF YOU!
Addic: chuckles where did you abduct this little one from, Amber? He is nothing like you, there is no way you two are siblings.

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Amber: I didn't abduct him. I wouldn't do that! I found him. Alone. And he had a choice, to stay with me or with someone else who could adopt him. He chose me.
Leo: to Maia That tickles! pulls out a lollipop and starts sucking, then turns to Maia Do you want one? I have more!
Aethea: Can I have one?
Leo: If you promise not to keep asking people to eat me! 'Cause that's not nice and I don't think I taste very good. Plus, I'm inedibible! And funny! And I have lollipops!