forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Aiden: Takes the flute. Ra squeals and takes the orange. She swallows it whole and ends up looking like a balloon. Aiden laughs. Why thank you, Addic! And really, Ra?

Epsilon: raises their hand, shifting back to their conscious form me next!! Me next!!!

Addic: reaches into bag and pulls out a top hat and a deck of cards Here you go.

Epsilon: giggles as they fit the hat on and start eating the cards yummy!!

Addic: … ok.

Hope: is still asleep

Tuke: gaps and clutches Set I am so sorry, Set! You get to chop someone up but you also kind of maybe work for raccoon-Re now! And you and Apepi have to fight!
Set: outraged gasp and angry chittering
Kek: ….Raccoons and myths don't work that way.
Raef: THIS is why George is George.
Aethea: summons a raccoon THIS IS AHMET, THE GREAT DEVOURER OF MANY!
Ahmet: confused meep
Corrin: to Addic Do I get a present?
Gino: Me too! Me too!

Addic: yes, let me see… what do I have in the bag for you two rummages through bag and pulls out three little jars of soup seasoning and hands them to Corrin there you go! pulls out turtle in a sweater and hands it to Gino and for you!

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Gino: stares blankly at the turtle I'm a vegetarian.
Kek: No, it's for a PET. You don't eat it!
Tuke: I could disagree with that.
Gino: snatches the turtle My turtle! Not yours! This will be Ralph. And Ralph is not food!
Raef: nodding wisely And now, in an hour or so, everyone else will have a turtle.
Aethea: Do I get something? A knife? A cat? A cat with a knife?

(Of course!!)

Epsilon: can I eat the cat??

(great!)

Jay: joins
Adrien: joins
CJ: joins
Ahanu: joins
Aiden: Wtf is this place?
CJ: she spouts random facts when she's nervous or excited Did you know that the longest recorded nose was 3.46 inches from bridge to tip?

Nori has joined the chat

Nori: Heyy, miss me a- bites lip who’s the new people?

(hello!)

Aethea: I don't even have a cat! I was asking if I could get a cat from Addic!
Raef: to the newcomers Hi! I'm Raef. This place is a place of soup, and chaos, and also sometimes raccoons.
Corrin: Hi. to Nori They're new people. That should be obvious.

Epsilon: sad noises
Nori: pshh, yeah. Obviously

Jay: Tansi. Jay nisinikason. I'm Jay, and these are my friends Adrien and CJ, and my brother Ahanu.
Ahanu: Tansi! We're whatchamacallits… Eh. We negotiate with wendigos to stop them stealing the sun.
CJ: Did you know that wendigos are one f the only Cree monsters?
Aiden: I got dragged here. Ooooh, wings. Cool. Wait. Are you one of Grey Eagle's helpers?
Ahanu: ANOTHE RONE?

Raef: What's tansi? What's a wendigo?
Aethea: STealing the sun? I don't like Solstice. He's mean. Where do I sign up?
Kek: Is tansi a flower? Who's Gray Eagle?
Gino: Meet Ralph! thrusts Ralph in Ahanu's face

Nori: flaps his wings damn, that’s pretty neat.
Epsilon: I’m epsilon! I eat children!