forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Leo: Bestest goodest soup!

Ari: Amazingest bestest goodest soupiest soup!
Epsilon: Better than human children!!

Leo: Bestest goodest soupiest soupy soup that was ever a soup!

Ari: and it’s better than human children!!
Epsilon: yeah!! laughs you guys are good friends!

Raef: amused Are you actually complimenting my soup now or just adding "est" at the ends of words and using the same words over and over?
Leo: Both, I think. to Epsilon Thanks! You are too!

Ari: Words!! And your soup is good!
Epsilon: big toothy smile

Leo: It is! turns to Aethea Can you make me a froggie?
Aethea: No.
Leo: But I want a froggie… sad face
Aethea: I thought you meant make YOU into a froggie. Sure. picks up a rock and turns it into a frog It shouldn't be poisonous. Mostly.
Leo: Froggie!

Epsilon: tries to eat it
Ari: holds them back No, froggies are not food! Wait…
Nori: …you literally had them last week
Ari: oh yeah.

Leo: Not THIS froggie! And most other froggies! No eating him!

Ari: Yeah! No eating that one!!
Epsilon: is sad but im still hungry!!
Nori: You can eat our cat!
Ari: NOOO

Leo: Don't eat cats! Cats are nice! They make fun sounds when you pet them! And if I turn my earbuds up really really loud then when they purr it sounds like an earthquake of kitty happiness!

Nacre has entered the chat
Nacre: discussing, why would anyone have so many tiny humans in one spot? It's revolting.

Corrin, Kek, Raef, Gino, Tuke, Aethea and Amber in unison: I'm NOT a human!
Leo: I am!

Ari: I know!! My kitty sounds like a motorcycle
Nori: And smells like shi- technically im not exaclty human
Epsilon: I want a kitty!

Nacre: You expect me to care?

Leo: About the kitty? Everyone should care about kitties!

Nacre: Yes. about the kitty. am I supposed to care about ze baby cat. 'Cus I don't.

Leo: What about my froggie? holds up his froggie in Nacre's face

Ari: Care about it!!
Nori: to Nacre I dont really care for my stupid cat either.

Nacre: pointing to Nori this guy get's it. Why care about an something that will just die before you so that you can watch it suffer, and then finally cover it's corpse in dirt!

Leo: Because you can? Because it's there and it's cute and you should make it happy before it dies?

Nacre: But why should you spend your time making it happy?

Leo: Because if you make someone happy, you get happy! That's how happy works!