Aethea: immediately turns him back
Amber: to Nacre You can do literally anyone else, but not Leo. I'm sure he'd love being a raccoon, but his lollipops wouldn't work then and when he turned back we'd all have problems.
George: is bankrupting Set as revenge
Pisiskēs: is surreptitiously sliding his piece out of jail
Ahmet: is shoving the cards in Khonsu's mouth
Epsilon: yeah!! That’s my raccoon!!
Ari: awew! Can I be one??
Nacre: turns Ari, Amber, and Aethea all into raccoons, and then turns Leo back into one
Leo: I'M A RACCOON! to George Can I play?
Raef: carefully shoves the lollipop back in Leo's mouth and tapes it there
George: eats Vermont Avenue and nods
Leo: gasps HE NODDED! HE TALKED TO ME! KIND OF! RACCOONS ARE AMAZING!
Apep: snuck up behind everyone and is winning even though he joined halfway through the game
Khonsu: monches Marvin Gardens
Ahmet: was trying to auction Marvin Gardens
(they're all just eating the properties now. we need a different game. accepting suggestions.)
UPDATE ON THE GAME:
Khonsu: is losing a lot
Apep: is no longer winning
Ahmet: got revenge on George for getting revenge on her
George: is almost losing as badly as Khonsu
Set: was winning
Leo: is now winning
Nacre: tastes a 500
Aethea: to Raef My raccoon s beating your raccoon!
Raef: That's like bragging about how your slice of bread grows mold faster than mine. YOU have nothing to do with that. It's probably winning because it's scared of you.
Kek: My raccoon is just being a normal raccoon. The rest of y'all raccoons are weirdly smart.
Leo: I AM a raccoon! And it's fun! I have a tail now!
Nacer: finds that she loves the taste and started eating all of them
Leo: Hey! That was mine! I need that! proceeds to try to pull his 500 out of Nacre's mouth
George: calmly hands Leo five 100s
Khonsu: eats them
Amber: These raccoons are smart. And have a very large appetite for paper.
Nacre: I'm never going back to the pathetic human form. to Leo I am yours now. Rename me, and please take care of me. removes her soul and burns it.
Raccoon previously known as Nacre: munches a 20
Amber: grabs what was Nacre's soul and shoves it back in CHANGE HIM BACK FIRST, IDIOT!
Leo: I have a raccoon now! And a froggie!
Nacre: Fine. turns Leo back, then removes her soul
Leo: YAY! I'm gonna call you…. Mister Raccoonie! But Mister for short!
Leo: hugs Mister
Apep: Squawks and angrily begins to eat the board
Epsilon: oh boy oh boy!! Can I help you take care of the raccoon??
Leo: Sure!
Leo: Oh, wait. Ari's still a raccoon.
Mister: cuddles Leo
Nori: SOMEONECHANGE HER BEFORE I BREAK YOUR NECKS
Ari: also cuddles Leo
Mister: gets mad and wants Leo all to himself, Bites Ari's nose and she is turned back
Ari: starts to cry oww!! Nori, he bit me!!
Nori: growls in an animalistic manner at Mister I swear to god, I will make you wish you never came here at all, Mister
Leo: to Ari Oh, hi! You're a human again now!
Leo: Want a lollipop? I probably need anotehr one anyways… pulls out his bag of lollipops
Amber: to Mister I thought your soul was gone?
(Mister's memories and personality are gone. not his abilities or magic)
Mister: chitters
(ah, hokay.)
Leo: pulls out a piece of paper and scissors and starts cutting
Aethea: What's that?
Leo: A crown! For Mister!
Mister: makes this face
Leo: Aw! Look! He's smiling!
George: begins making himself a crown with leo's supplies
Leo: puts the crown on Mister's head King Mister!
Mister: takes off the hat and examines it, then puts it back on his head
Mister: purrs happily