forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Nacre: How old are you?

Leo: I'm seven! DO you want a lollipop?

Nacre: No. I do not what a lollipop.

Leo: Aw. Okay.

( Leo )

(awwww!!! His character sheet is my favorite!!!)

Nori: No… I didn't mean that I… I love Minikui. She just likes to scratch me and thinks my bed is her litter box. She's cute though.
Ari: Yeah! If you love something it gives you love back! Thats what makes me happy!
epsilon: I eat things!!

Leo: We all eat things!
Leo: I eat lollipops!
Amber: And almost only lollipops.
Leo: But they have nutritional valuables! I make them specially for that. And they taste yummy.

Epsilon: I like blood. And humans. And both. And bad dreams!! They're the yummiest.
Ari: so you can get rid of my bad dreams?
Epsilon: …I think so?
Nori: to amber I feel that.

Kek: to Ari I can! I eat them when there's NO ANGER OR OTEHR FOOD BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE BEING INCONSIDERATE AND NOT FEEDING ME.
Amber: to Nori I did the math. He goes through about 197 lollipops in a week.
Leo: Is that a record?!

Nacre: exasperated I do not understand you people.

Aethea: That's kind of the point.

Nori: holy…
Ari: ooh!! Nor! We should buy more lollipops!!
Nori: No.
Epsilon: Sniffs around for something to eat

Leo: Why not? Everyone needs lollipops! I could give you some more of mine so they have nutritional valuables and it'll be better than just regular lollipops! Then you can have lots!
Raef: hands Epsilon more soup
Raef: It's Spencer soup, so igt is very human-child-flavoured.
Leo: But it's artfiticiel flavouring, right?
Raef: …

Nori: smiles and ruffles Leo's hair. Thats a pretty good idea
Ari: Yay!!
Epsilon: eagerly drinks the soup Mmmmm!!!! This is defenitely the bestest soup!!

Leo: grins Thanks!
Leo: Wait. But Spencer wasn't real, right?
Raef: Imply one more time that I use artificial flavouring, I dare you.
Leo: lollipop falls out of mouth You use PEOPLE?!

(LMAOOOO)
Epsilon: Guzzles off the bowl and asks for another one.
Nori: Covers ari's ears
Ari: what?

Leo: (This face)

(IM DYINGGGG)

Nori: …
Epsilon: wow!! Can you get me the repicee?

(hehe if you know where those are from, you are amazing.)

Kek: I need some. Nobody's getting mad anymore.
Tuke: Can I have a Henry?
Aethea: Gimme a Tina pelase.
Leo: (that face again)
Leo: No! LISTEN TO ME! YOU DON'T EAT PEOPLE!
Kek, Tuke, Aethea in unison: kinda flat voice We don't eat people.
Raef: (also that face)
Amber: to Leo You're okay. Nobody's doing anything to you. Now, fun as it would be to watch Keke and Aethea stand around like goldfish, you need to put them back. Can you do that?
Leo: S-sorry. I'll need another lollipop first.

(…purple hyacinth?)

Nori: …what the hell
Ari: that’s a bad word!!
Nori: sorry. covers her ears それは私が今までにクソの子供がするのを見た中で最も恐ろしいたわごとです。
Epsilon: backs away. I don’t want to be mind controllered!!

(Yep it's my favourite webtoon and also the only webtoon i read. i missed a whole season last year so sad. did you google it?)

Leo: sucking a new lollipop It was an accident! I didn't mean to! It happens sometimes! Don't be mad! It's not even my fault! I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT EATING PEOPLE! GO BACK TO BEING NORMAL!
Kek: Can I have an Owen?
Raef: staring at Leo What- Oh yeah. I don't have enough. I have a Tina and a Henry. You can have a Spencer, though.
Leo: It worked! to Epsilon And I won't do it! It only happens sometimes, and normally I can stop! Don't be scared of me please!
Amber: You need to have more lollipops. That was three people!
Leo: I know! I didn't mean to! I forgot to get a new lollipop! I forgot! I'm sorry…
Aethea: Lollipops? What?
Leo: I gotta have my lollipops otherwise I'll accidentally do that a lot and I don't LIKE doing it and if I could I wouldn't and now my earbuds hurt. adjusting his earbuds

The raccoons are all somehow playing Monopoly now because why not
George: was winning until a minute ago
Set: is now winning and is trying not to look surprised
Ahmet: won the last two games
Pisiskēs: is letting everyone else think they're winning before coming back with revenge at everyone who made him pay them
Khonsu: has one property and is very far behind everyone else

Nacer: turns into a raccoon and watches the others play

Leo: squeals You're a raccoon! How do you do that? That's awesome!

Khonsu: somehow just got boardwalk from Set and is debating eating the card

Nacer: turns Leo into a raccoon.