forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Aiden: Grins In the bag, silly. There's a racoon in the bag, isn't there?

Addic: good guess, but no. it is not a raccoon. nor is it a child. glares at Epsilon

Aiden: Dang. Is it some sort of animal? Ooh- wait- maybe it's gifts!

Addic: smiles your getting closer.

Aiden: Grins What's the name of that holiday? Chrysler? Chysalis? Chrysaor? No- wait- it's Christmas! There we go! It's Christmas presents!

(Aiden has no clue what the hell Christmas is, lmao!)

Addic: um, I don't celibate any holidays, and no it's not Christmas presents.

Aiden: Is sad now. Ra also looks sad. Damn. Is it presents of some sort?

Addic: It could be. unsuccessfully tries to hide a smile

Aiden and Ra: Both squeal They are, aren't they? I knew it! Ra hops down and starts racing around everyones feet happily.

Addic: yes, they are. opens bag what would you like?

Aiden: Grins If you have any daggers or musical instruments, I would like one. Ra chitters and skitters up to Addic. She looks up and seems to ask for a present.

Epsilon: runs over excitedly, clinging to Apepi presents!!?? For me??!!!

Aiden: Whirls and nearly kills Epsilon Damn it, I nearly killed you! And look at what you did to Ra. Ra is squeaking in terror, hiding behind one of Aiden's legs.

Epsilon: shifts into unconscious form and quivers awwww I’m sorry Ra!!

Aiden: Ra squeaks and looks up at Epsilon, then promptly faints. You killed her! He picks Ra up.

Epsilon: covers their mouth uhhh… might as well not let it go to waste!! tries to eat her

Aiden: Growls NO! A punch sends Epsilon flying 20 feet away. Aiden glares at him.

Epsilon: screams, then curls into the corner, shaking

Aiden: Sighs and pulls out a lyre. He strums a few chords, which shut Epsilon up and heal his shattered ribcage, then revives Ra, who chitters happily.

Epsilon: hides in a space time rip scary!! Scary and mean!!

Aiden: Chuckles You tried to et my racoon. Of course I wouldn't be happy about that.

Epsilon: recedes even farther back. no!! You hurt me!! Mean!! Scary!!

Addic: no fighting if you want presents.

Aiden: Sighs. Ra chitters. Okay.

Addic: pulls out a a small flute and an orange. and hands them to Aden