forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Ren: I know what family is… I mean… gestures to epsilon

Epsilon: waves and disappears

Lynn: yeah, no one liked him. I’m kicking him out. also disappears

Ren: …

Tuke: Oh, okay. Well he's my cousin and Kek's cousin and Gino's cousin and I'm their brother and Epsilon's cousin who was a spoon for a while.

Aiden: Calls out to Lynn right before they leave Hey, Pheonix!
Wren: Sighs Breaking reality, like usual.

Raef: appears back from underground with a rather fat raccoon in his arms
Raef: This is George.
Tuke: My gods what is that thing it's so GRAY and FLUFFY and EDIBLE-LOOKING!

Wren: Squeals OHMYGODSITSSOFLUFFYCANIPETITPLEASE!
Aiden: Laughs Slow your roll, Wren.

Raef: Yes you can.
Tuke: pokes George Why do I feel like this would taste amazing?
Kek: BECAUSE IT WILL.

Wren: Squeals and runs over, stroking the raccon's silky fur He's so soft and cute.
Aiden: Laughs

Raef: Yes he is.
Tuke: BUT IS IT EDIBLE?
Raef: NO.
Kek: YES.

Wren: Turns and glares at Tuke Don't eat George, or you will die.
Aiden: Holds up his newly inked hands Whoah, everyone calm down.

Kek: I thought we already established that NIghtmarish can't die?

Wren: Do you really want to test a being that is, in and of itself, a paradox?
Aiden: Sighing, smiles I do kinda want to see this fight.

Hope: yawn

Aiden: Swiftly turns, drwing an arcane symbol in the air. Who are you?
Wren: Continues focusing on Kek.

Kek: Probably. Yes?
Tuke: If this is about George, then I can just go get ANOTHER raccoon and eat THAT ONE.
Raef: covers George's ears That's almost as bad!
Gino: WHY are we trying to EAT HIM in the first place?
Kek: Because it's fluffy and would make people sad and mad if I ate it.
Tuke: Because I don't like Raef.
Raef: So you're going to EAT MY RACCOON because I turned you into a spoon?
Tuke: Yep. Or A raccoon because now I genuinely want to know what they taste like. But mostly George.

Epsilon: has returned, and raises a hand. I heard someone say eat something!! Who are we eating!? looks at George. awwww…

Ren: yeah, isn’t it cute!

Epsilon: it looks so YUMMY

Ren: NO

Tuke: See, Epsilon understands!
Raef: REN understands. You, Kek and Epsilon do NOT.

Ren: I can promise you, they don’t taste all that good. I’ve had a few before.

Epsilon: … but it looks so FRESH. And it’s cute lil face looks so monchable

Raef: You eat George and YOU will be a spoon! And I will use you to make as much soup as possible and every time I do that your face will be used to stir scalding hot soup! And you will be a spoon for the rest of eternity!
Corrin: He can actually do all of that. Even the eternity part.
Tuke: If he can do it for eternity, how long was I a spoon?
Raef: UhhhHHhhH….. Three years.
Tuke: WHAT?!

Epsilon: angy growling

Ren: speaking of spoons… winks at Wren

Raef: Why are there so many raccoon-eaters here?
Tuke: New rule. This is teh raccoon-eating cult. George is our "mascot" and Raef is no longer allowed here.
Kek: Sounds fun!

Epsilon: yay! disappears into a void and returns with a raccoon. here is one! It was eating some paper!!

Raef: Where- How-
Raef: grabs George tighter YOU WILL NOT EAT GEORGE!
George: indignant hiss at Epsilon, Tuke and Kek
Tuke: to Epsilon Ooooh, can I have that one?