Epsilon: grinning evilly sure! You can have the little… fluffy demon creature, that eats things that everyone else thinks is gross. And people are scared of it even though it’s so cute and cuddly and…
Epsilon: sobbing no!! You can’t eat him!!
Tuke: confused So you were excited about eating raccoons and went to find one to eat after being told you couldn't eat RAef's, but now I can't eat it?
Raef: Very good. That is how it should be.
Kek: I'll go get one, then, if we can't have that one. clutches pendant around his neck and disappears
Aethea: Death, that means that I have to- also disappears
Gino: calling after them GOOD RIDDANCE!
Epsilon: hugs raccoon tightly. Well, not this one. Not the paper-eating one. I will call you…. Shark!
Shark: chitters reluctantly as it’s squeezed
Raef: Hello, Shark. This gestures to George is George.
Gino: Can I pet it?
Kek hath returned
So hath Aeteha
Kek: holds up a raccoon Behold, the almighty raccoon that is Khonsu!
(khonsu's name is ancient egyptian god of the moon. fitting for both kek and khonsu himself)
(I love that!!!)
Epsilon: waves Shark’s hand, then proceeds to talk in a very high voice Why hello, George! Very nice to meet you this fine day!
Epsilon: to Gino Yeah! You can pet him!
Shark: growling
Gino: petting Shark Oooh, he's soft!
Tuke: to Kek Can I eat it?
Kek: NO. Get your OWN raccoon. Khonsu is MINE and he is now SACRED.
Tuke: What- FINE, I will. Goodbye. disappears
George: overwhelmed by all the new raccoons popping out of nowhere and all the people coming and going
Epsilon: squeezing Shark I know!! And I found lots of bugs on him too! eats one of said bugs
Epsilon: to Kek I LOVE Khonsu!! Does he want to be friends with shark?
Tuke has returned with a raccoon
Tuke: THIS is SET. ANY AND ALL WHO OPPOSE HIM WILL DIE. SET IS NOT FOOD.
Raef: laughing
Kek: to Epsilon Sure.
Khonsu: squawk-like noise of outrage
(set is/was the ancient egyptian god of death, war, famine, deserts, sandstorms aaaaaaaaaaaaand ANTEATERS.)
Epsilon: waving Shark in the air. I LOVE SET… wait… if we’re going that route… holds their raccoon up THIS IS NOW HENCEFORTH APEPI. RENOWNED BRINGER OF CHAOS
Apepi: hangs there
(Apepi was one of the many names of a SNAKE DEMON who opposed Ra and Ma’at. Also I LOVE SET!! Especially when he chops up Osiris and sends isis on an epic journey of love)
(set is my all-time favourite ancient egyptian god, yes. oooooooh, i love apepi, i have wondered for many years if there is a relation between apepi and the midgard serpent (norse mytho) because they have the sam general stuff)
Tuke: Fun! We both have chaotic god-raccoons!
(Set is really the coolest one by far. And I think so! A lot of mythologies are linked like that. Even when they lived thousands of miles apart, which makes no sense)
Epsilon: smiling yes! Come, Pepi, we shall eat more potatoes. kisses Apepi on the head
Gino: WHERE are you getting all these raccoons from?
Tuke: Oh, yeah, I got one for you too. thrusts raccoon upon Gino
Gino: confused face
Kek: Name it Wepwawet!
Gino: No. This raccoon is forevermore Pisiskēs.
Aethea: That is unoriginal.
Tuke: All hail Pisiskēs!
(Pisiskēs is Cree for raccoon)
(Wepwawet was the Ancient egyptian god of, well basically ANubis in either LOwer or Upper Egupt but then they merged and Wepwawet was forgotten and replaced with Anubis… Wepwawet was a wolf with a crossbow.)
Hopeg I ma take another nap takes a nap
(Awwwe!)
(Dang that’s cool! I didn’t know Anubis came from that XD)
Epsilon: shrugs we just get them!
Epsilon: all hail Pisiskēs!! makes Apepi bow, who does so reluctantly. He has given up at any hopes of escape at this point
Hope: sleeps
(I have no clue what the hell to do now, lmao!)
(Get a raccoon!! Join the cult!!)
Addic: walks in with a closed bag that is stile wiggling you have three chances to guess what I have in my bag.
Epsilon: raises hand ooh! Ooh! It’s a… child!! licks lips
Addic: … um no. it is not a child.
Epsilon: holds up Apepi a hairy child??
Addic: No, it's not a child.
Addic: looks in bag yep, definitely not a child.
Aiden: Grins and summons a pet racoon of his own. Mine is called Ra! And it's a racoon, isn't it, Addic?
Wren has left.
Addic: yes, that is a raccoon. can you guess what is in my bag?