forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Ítäki: Definitely drunk Than you, Stawski Spirytus! She falls when she tries to take a step and looks confused.

Addic: pulls out a syringe May I? steps forward

Ítäki: Possibly. What will it do?

Addic: It will make you sober so you can get drunk again. I use it all the time.

Ítäki: Confused But I want to stay drunk.

Addic: It's for the hangover. It takes a bit to kick in, so it kind of skips it.

Ítäki: Why would I want to skip the most important part of drinking alcohol?

Addic: because it sucks. is now confused

Ítäki: Laughing But I is dragon! Hangovers for me are like… like… bees! They are like bees buzzing around my head! The outside, not the inside.

Addic: I don't get it, why would you want that?

Ítäki: Why wouldn't you?

Addic: hangovers must be different for dragons. stabs himself with the syringe and chugs a bottle of the vodka

Ítäki: Confused I just said they were, though.

Addic: exactly!

Ítäki: Even more confused Okay.

Epsilon: stumbles out of the corner wowza! I camfttt seee… runs into Addic can I… devour youu?

Addic: cuts off a chunk of his arm and throws it to Epsilon you may eat that. drinks a yellow vile and his arm heals

Tuke: Okay, THAT is COOL. How does that work?

Addic: I do not know you, I will not be sharing my secrets with a stranger.

Epsilon: stumbling, chewing on Addic’s arm. nice mister let’s me eat him, and then magic juice grows it back so I can eat it againnn starts laughing

Tuke: So if I cut it off, it would grow back and I would just have an arm?

Addic: no person I still don't know, if you were to remove my entire limb, it would not grow back.

Tuke: That truly sucks. And I'm Tuke. I'm Kek and Gino's brother and Epsilon's cousin, I think, and I was a spoon up until now.

Addic: why a spoon?

Tuke: Actually, I have no idea. turns to Raef WHy a spoon?
Raef: Because I like soup and I always had the spoon with me so you couldn't escape.
Tuke: …As a spoon?