forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Aethea: NO. LET GO AND LET HIM EAT IT!
Kek: LET HIM EAT IT!
Gino: WHAT THEY SAID!
Corrin: I was not a part of what was said so I have no idea if this is good or bad but go ahead I guess-

Epsilon: chews the straight metal. yummy!!

Ítäki: Growls and returns to her bigger than the sun dragon form. I said NO.

Ítäki: Confused How did you escape me, Epsilon?

Kek: waiting
Gino: waiting
Aethea: Oh gods if this goes wrong I'm dead-

Epsilon: shrugs, then swallows the spoon. I ate it!!

Ítäki: Snarls and looks at Aethea. I really don't like you.

The spoon hath broken in Epsilon's throat
The Nightmarish inside hath been released
Raef: Oh gods-
Tuke has joined the cult
Aethea: sigh of relief

Epsilon: coughs up a person AHH! GET BACK IN THERE YOU!! tries to eat Tuke

Ítäki: Grabs Epsilon by the throat using two claws, lifting him miles in the air as she straightens up. Don't. Eat. People.

Kek: NO. DO NOT EAT HIM. HE'S YOUR COUSIN.
Tuke: muffled voice If you eat me, I will kill you.

Epsilon: struggling miles above f-familyy?

Ítäki: Yes. Family.

Kek: HAVE YOU NOT BEEN LISTENING? YES. FAMILY. NO EAT.
Tuke: Wait so my cousin is tryna EAT ME? I'LL STILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO!

(Sidenote for Denny: Ítäki in her truest size literally blocks out the light of the sun. She's larger than it, too. She's been alive for a loooooooong time.)
Ítäki: Leans back down to earth, setting Epsilon down gently. Do not eat family.

(oooh, fun)

Tuke: struggles out Death. That was NOT FUN.
Gino: TUKE!
Tuke: What IS this place? WHy was I just nearly eaten?
Kek: shoves Raef forward Ask him.
Tuke: And who the actual Disneyland is that humongous dragon?

Ítäki: Since she's so big, she automatically glares at the entire world. She focuses the glare on Tuke. I am Ítäki, the World Dragon.

Epsilon: waves hii!! I’m family!!

Tuke: Huh. Cool.
Tuke: Now can someone explain WHY my cousin I didn't know about was trying to eat me?
Gino: You were a spoon.
Kek: A soupspoon.
Tuke: That explains NOTHING.

Epsilon: because you looked hooman! And they are yummy!! ‘Specially the little ones!!

Tuke: So I, a spoon, looked like a yummy human child.
Tuke: Also why was I a spoon?
Raef: Me.
Kek: You were a spoon because Raef made you a spoon.
Tuke: You guys are BAD at EXPLAINING.

(also tuke's name is based on tutu and kek, who are the ancient egyptian gods of dreams and darkness, respectively)

(Ooh!! I’m actually REALLY into Greek mythology too XD I only know as much from a National geo book I got from a book fair in second grade and have studied hundreds of times, but I know enough :’)

Epsilon: clears throat. okay. You, were a spoon. That Raef was using. AND THEN I ate the spoon!! And then you came out of the spoon that I ate!! And then I tried to eat you, and now you are not a spoon or hooman!!

Tuke: ….That makes more sense than anything anyone else has said so far.
Tuke: SO am I right in saying that it's HIS FAULT glares at Raef that I was a spoon and almost eaten?
Kek: YES.
Gino: Yeah, pretty much.
Tuke: Okay, fun.
Raef: sigh of relief
Tuke: switches to Dreamform YOU WILL DIE FOR THAT!

Epsilon: changes to true form yes!! Get him!!! demon screech

Ítäki: A loud, earth shaking growl suddenly shakes everything. She grabs Tuke, despite being in his Dreamform, and holds him back with one massive claw. DON'T.