forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Addic: Idk, maybe if you bribe them with soup they will. You'll have to ask them. bites potato _{This is a really good potato.}

Ren: stands there, oblivious
Epsilon: gnaws on a potato, then looks at Raef. can I eat you?

Addic: no. you may not eat Raef. holds out arm If you are hungry, eat me. drinks clear vile.

Kardashev: Sighs All of this, and more, is sadly true. I do enjoy a good angelsoul and/or demonsoul stew.
Faith: Gets up

Addic: were ya going Faith?

Faith: Who said I would stay? Me and Kardy here need to go.
Kardashev: Outraged I am not Kardy B.!

Epsilon: nooo! I haven’t tasted all of you yet!! bites Addic

Faith and Kardashev leave before Epsilon bites them

Aethea: Deathborn curses Does that mean I can't get the skull?
Raef: Goodbye, strange people! Come back soon!

The skull stills sits there. Suddenly, a hand reaches through and grabs it, dragging it away.
A huge ass dragon joins the cult
Ítäki: Might I get some soup?

Raef: So that's how people find this place… Sure, go ahead. We have cannibal and angelsoiul and moree cannibal soup!

Epsilon: crying, then notices said big ass dragon. ooh! Only if I get to bite you

Ítäki: Her stomach growls. She shrinks her massive, sky piercing form down to a more manageable size: the size of an average human. I'll take some angelsoul. Glares at Epsilon I can assume my true size and kill you by blinking.

Epsilon: shifts to their true form and giggles. sorry!! Now, could you fall asleep for me real quick??

Addic:… thats new.

Raef: Sure, have some soup.

Ítäki: Sighs, then grows in size until her head reaches what appears to be the moon. She takes flight, her wings shaking the planet. Her head dips back down to look Epsilon dead in the face with one half a mile wide eye. No, I will not fall asleep. Her mental voice has a physical force, staggering everyone nearby.

Addic: um. no. nope. no. no. I am definitely drunk. is dead sober

Epsilon: giggles. hey, Kek! Don’t you have a pet?? I have a pet too!!

Kek: I have a demon guinea pig that's mine and Corrin's.

Ítäki: Swipes one single claw at Epsilon, erasing him from reality. I do not like him.

Addic: hey, don't do that!

Ítäki: Turns her baleful gaze to Addic. What could you do to stop me?

Epsilon: returns, unfazed. Thats cool!! I have a shark demon named sharkie. Sharkie is my favorite. Did you know I love sharks?? they turn around to the dragon. and I’m not. A him.

Ítäki: Turns back to Epsilon. A she, then?