forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Kardashev: Grinning It's actually a crucial ingredient to many things, Kek.

Corrin: Like making pendants that actually make someone dead!
Aethea: Fun. Oh, right. For them.
Kek: Well, mammoth skull works better but okay.

Kardashev: Actually, dragon skull works the best.

(device will die in 15 minutes and cannot find plug. so don't be alarmed if i do not reply)

Corrin: Sure, but Aethea's not ALLOWED to have that and I used the last of mine for something…
Aethea: I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO HAVE IT BUT THE STUPID ENTIRE SECTOR NEARLY BLEW UP AND IT WAS MY FAULT THEY SAID BUT IT WASN'T AND
Kek: Breathe.

(That sucks.)

Kardashev: Pulls an entire dragon skull out of the air You want one?

Aethea: DO YOU THINK I WOULD SAY NO OF COURSE I WANT IT! Hah, just think of what I can do with a WHOLE SKULL okay first thing wil be to curse Nightshade so that-
Kek: You do realize that Nightshade ranks higher than you in every way and can SMITE YOU with her FINGERNAIL.
Aethea: grins My point exactly!

(Okay! See ya.)

Kardashev: Laughs It'll be 5 angel and demon souls, each. These things ain't cheap or common, honey.

Epsilon: laughs hysterically at all the chaos. Oh, Froyo!! This is a treat!! (That's his insult even though its stupid and doesn't make sense and is more a reference to the good place than anything)

Kek: Froyo? Where?
Aethea: Five angel and five demon or five in total?

Kardashev: Five angel and demon. Arcangel and Elder Demon, in particular. This is the skull of the oldest dragon, honey. Nothing less than the soul of Gabriel, Michael and all them, plus the souls of Satan and all them.

Aethea: sarcastic Oh, shoot, would you look at that. I got out of bed and I forgot to put Satan's soul in my pocket. Whoops!

Kardashev: Laughs I knew I liked you! It was a joke. Although, I do need Arcangel and Elder Demon souls. This is the head of the dragon god himself.

Faith: Realizes Kardashev was being serious Wait- so that's what happened to him? Jesus H. Christ…

Aethea: I have an Arcangel somewhere…
Kek: unKekofies himself
Gino: That took so LONg for you to do it

Kardashev: Snorts I knew someone had an Arcangel lying around.

Aethea: serious I do! Somewhere! Maybe Envy took it but I DID HAVE ONE. I WATCHED HER DIE MYSELF.

Epsilon: giggles I can go get one!!

Kardashev: Looks to Epsilon, then chuckles Give it to Aethea. She made the deal, she pays.
Faith: Sighs This is why I don't get out much…

Addic: drinks a green vile there, now I won't accidentally get damned.

Aethea: YES GIVE IT TO ME NOW
Kek: to Kardashev You do realize that if she gets it she'll try to curse the moon?

Epsilon: I WANT IT PLESE NOW I CAN GIVE YOU MUCH BETTER THINGS I AM A DREMEATER

Kardashev: Looks at Epsilon in surprise, then grins Good for you. I'm a Mind Breaker. And yes I do, Kek. But the moon has done nothing to deserve my kindness.