forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Faith: Laughs Exactly. She reapears.

Addic: your still a child tho. your um… speeches doesn't madder.

Faith: Sighs Yes, I am a child. However, I am not a human child. Is that a better explanation?

Addic: I never said you were a human child. just that you were a child.

Faith: Grins Fair.

Aethea: eating potat I have NO IDEA WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE
Kek: I have more family that I didn't even know about!
Gino: Yeah, when is that going to stop? Because YOUR FAMILY means MY FAMILY and that is NOT OKAY.

Faith: Of course you don't, Aethea. Kek, yes you do. Gino, shut up and eat some more potatos.

Gino: Well exCUSE ME if I don't want to be related to a psycho who eats CHILDREN and stalks dreams and gives people NIGHTMARES!
Kek: … _{that's me too…. I do all that}

Faith: Stuffs a potato in Ginos mouth to shut him up. It's okay, Kek.

Kardashev has… returned?

Kardashev: Hey- OH SHIT- Hey, Faith.
Faith: Advances on Kardashev, hand raised, eyes blazing I've been looking for you. WHAT THE HELL?
Kardashev: Smiles Yeah, sorry. I had stuff to do.

Kek: Hi again! I'm not a Keko anymore and found out how to change myself back so haha if you try it again-
Aethea: What's a Keko?
Kek: Gods no forget I said anything-
Gino: spits out potat HE WAS A GECKO AND THEN A KEKO BECAUSE GECKO + KEK IS KEKO
Aethea: THAT IS THE BEST OKAY JUST LET ME GO FIND OUT HOW TO GECKOFY SOMEONE-
Kek: to Gino LOOK WHAT YOU DID!

Kardashev: Laughs Keko… Kekofies Kek KEKO!
Faith: Snorts

Kek: startled Keko noise
Aethea: Woah, cool…. I'm going to have so much fun with this. Don't worry, I promise I won't hurt him. At all. to Kardashev How do you transform someone fully like that? I can only transform a part of someone.
Kek: ONLY a part of someone? Yeah, so it's not that big of a deal if you WAKE UP AND FIND YOUR ARMS ARE USELESS FISH FINS AND YOU HAVE TO GO MEET THE COUNCIL ABOUT SOMETHING OR OTHER
Aethea: That was fun.
Kek: Yeah, goodbye-
Aethea: singsong voice to the tune of that nana boo boo thing we did as kids You can't go! I'm still here! I'm not going!
Kek: muttering Nightmarish curses under his breath

Epsilon: bites off one of Addic's fingers. Mmmmm, very good stuff. He grins I've been around a lot longer! More time to taste humans! He gasps at Kek's language How insulting!!

Kardashev: Grins It's very simple, actually. Akll you need to do is- He launches into a full explanation of transmutation and illusion.
Faith: Sighs

Kek: Not YOU. HER and being a Keko again in GENERAL.
Aethea: DAMNIT SPEAK SOMETHING SIMPLE THAT I CAN UNDERSTAND LIKE OLD DAEMONIK OR ONE OF THE OLD WORLD LANGUAGES OR SOMETHING!
Kek: grins

(also i'm writing about the trials now as fats as possible, Lynn*)

Epsilon: teeheehees Aethea, he called you something very bad!! squinting Mind if I taste you?

(sick!! Take your time XD)

Aethea: YOU DO THAT AND I WILL FADE YOU. MULTIPLE TIMES OVER.

Epsilon: ….but im hungy!! sad eyes

Aethea: WELL I DON'T CARE.
Kek: Do us all a favour and eat her.
Aethea: Then you would get exiled! Or Faded! Because you're supposed to stop stuff like that from happening.
Kek: more Nightmarish curses

Kardashev: Speaks Old Infernal Is this better, Cursed One?
Faith: Groans

Epsilon: Hisses at Kardashev. Oh, whoops! DIdn't like your tone, I guess! My apologies! Say… how do you taste?

Aethea: I'm not CURSED. I CURSE PEOPLE. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Kek: muttering You are a curse.
Aethea: I AM NOT! Wait a minute- WHAT DID HE SAY THAT YOU SAID DEATH TO YOU I- LOUD ANGRY DEATHBORN CURSES
Kek: SPEAK CLEARLY SO I CAN UNDERSTAND!
Gino: laughing

Kardashev: Amused, he sits down and watches all of this.
Faith: Sighing, she sits down next to Kardashev.

Kardashev, to Epsilon, telepathically: Also, I don't taste very good. Trust me.

Corrin has come back from wherever he was bc I forget if he was even here or not

Corrin: Aethea, can I borrow some bird skulldust? I need it for something-
Aethea: hands it to Corrin
Kek: You CARRY AROUND the CRUSHED SKULL of a BIRD why am I even surprised anymore-