forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Ítäki: Oh, I never said that. I know a fair few people who would definitely enjoy your company. I just don't.

Epsilon: thinks for a moment. how do I make you like me then?

Ítäki: Don't try to eat people. Like, ever. Don't screech at people. And don't touch me without me permission.

Epsilon: thinks harder. not… eat… people?

Ítäki: Yes, not eat people.

Epsilon: groans, collapsing on the ground. noooooo

Ítäki: Sighs It's not the end of the world.

Epsilon: but I’m hungryyyy!

Ítäki: Hands Epsilon a bloody steak Eat this. Not humans.

Gino: hands Ítäki the angelsoul soup
Kek: hideth all cannibal stew
Raef: pulls out soupspoon and twirls it No, that's wrong. You don't give bim steak, you give him sentient potatoes. Then it still screams when you eat it!

Epsilon: licks it. blegh. It’s not alive! looks at ítäki. but… it’ll do.

Ítäki: Grins There we go! Takes the angelsoul soup and it seemingly disappears. Damn, that was good! Is there any demonsoul soup?

Raef: Ye- Wait. frowns Yeah, no.
Kek: glares at Raef's soupspoon Why is he here?
Raef: twirls again and a face is visible in the spinning spoon Why are YOU here? You should be dead.
Kek: But I can't.
Raef: Which is why HE'S in THERE.

Ítäki: Confused What?

Kek: So my BROTHER is trapped in that SOUPSPOON because we can't die.
Kek: And Raef is technically my ruler but technically NOT. Since he's a Disneylanding half-breed Legacy.
Kek: I hate technicalities.
Gino: SO I HAVE MORE FAMILY I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT?
Kek: No. That's Tuke. In the spoon.
Gino: gasps

Ítäki: I still have no clue what the hell is going on, but okay.

Raef: Yeah, that happens a lot.
Kek: All you need to knwo is the Raef has trapped my BROTEHR in the soupspoon to TORTURE HIM.
RAef: …..There's a bit more to it than that.
Raef: As in, A LOT MORE.
Corrin: confused face
Aethea: even more confused

Epsilon: raises hand can I eat the spoon??

Kek: NO.
Raef: NO.
Gino: NO.
Corrin: No?
Aethea: YES.

Epsilon: points at Aethea yes?

Ítäki: No, you cannot Epsilon.

Aethea: whispers something to Kek and Gino
Kek: YES EAT IT!
Gino: DO IT NOW!
Corrin: Maybe?
Raef: clutches spoon No! This is my best weapon! I can sneak it through any kind of security!

Epsilon: leaps onto Raef, trying to eat the spoon

Aethea: thrusts spoon into Epsilon's mouth Eat it. Nom. Monch.

Ítäki: Grabs Epsilon and growls. NO.