forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Addic: Walks up to Ítäki and stabs it with a syringe. there, now you should be human sized.

Ítäki: Snorts, and a huge gust of wind blows literally everyone down. Petty human tricks won't work on an Ancient.

Addic: shit.

Epsilon: starts throwing a tantrum, reverting back to their conscious form. NO NO NO!! shrieks at the dragon.

Ítäki: Opens her jaws wide. Her mouth starts to glow in a rainbow of colors. Shut it.

Addic: sticks arm into Epsilon's mouth to shut him up Last time I met an Ancient I was cursed. Y'all are mean.

Epsilon: monches on Addic’s arm, calming down. ack ah ood ooh.

Ítäki: Her mouth snaps closed. I'm not mean, I'm a dragon, and an Ancient Dragon to boot. I am allowed.

Addic: You are a jackass. you are a dragon jackass. you are mean.

Ítäki: Growls. I would watch what you say, human. I am larger than that pitiful thing you call a star. Her form grows to its true size, blotting out the light.

Addic: so I see.

Ítäki: Growls again. Her size shrinks until she's roughly average human height once more. Good. Now, I'm starving. Where's the angelsoul soup at?

Addic: shrugs I did't know we had any.

(brb)

(Okee, bye!)

Ítäki: Sighs Humans. All, useless.

Epsilon: puts an arm around ítäki I know, right??

Ítäki: Growls and the sun darkens. Don't. Touch. Me.

Epsilon: backs up. touchy!

Ítäki: No. Not touchy. I just don't like you.

Epsilon: gives her a sad look. b-but… why?

Ítäki: Snorts You're creepy?

Epsilon: tilts head. Why?

Ítäki: Maybe because you've been taking bites out of people? You've been screeching at me? Let's see, what else? Oh, I know! You touched me without permission.

Epsilon: pulls their hands inside their sweater. oh… that’s creepy?

Ítäki: Snorts Yes, it is.

Epsilon: thinks for a moment. so… if I’m ‘creepy’, no one will like me?