Ava Scarlet Prime

Madeline and Xavier both call her angel (which she hates), Becky has called her A-Dog before and she doesn't entirely know how she feels about this. James has plenty of cute nicknames for her.

Her alias is Lunar, which like Stardust, doesn't really match her powers; it's fine though because she likes it and that's all that matters.

Rebecca "Becky" Amelia Quinn took to calling her Red because of her hair and Ava doesn't particularly care, so she keeps doing it. James Cameron Samuels refers to her as love and babe and he takes great care to not call her angel.
Xavier Christian Agreste always called her angel and he still continues to do that, as well as several derogatory nicknames.

25 (September 15-Virgo)

demisexual & biromantic

nonbinary woman (she/they)

Anti-Hero

Long and straight, usually with braids or braided embellishments that she adds for fun. The left side is also shaved up to the hairline

red with silver highlights

None

bright blue (with star-shaped irises)

6'0" (Their height was one of the several things that Xavier Christian Agreste made them insecure about.)

190ish lbs because wings are heavy

She has a few scars from Xavier Christian Agreste and a lot of scratches on her back from her wings.

They have both ears pierced and a septum piercing. They also have a Medusa tattoo on the back of their neck and tattoos of all of their children’s heartbeats on their forearms (Genevieve Kiera Prime , Everett Julian Samuels, & Maleia Kendra Samuels).

rectangular

pale white

Angel-Metahuman Hybrid - She was born to a single mother carrying the metahuman gene (when activated, gives a person superpowers in their adolescence), but her absent father was an angel. She does have an active metahuman gene that activated when she was 12, but she also grew up with large wings that changed from pure white to black as she got older; not because of genetics, but because of her experiences.

She tends to wear more modest clothing (i.e. long sleeves, long skirts, boots, etc.), which is partially because of personal style and partially because of what she went through as a teenager. She also sticks to darker colors with red accents. She is starting to venture out of her comfort zone with shorter skirts and tights.

She prefers skirts to pants, so she tends to wear long dresses with high necks and/or long sleeves with simple heels and dark jewelry. James Cameron Samuels thinks she looks gorgeous nonetheless.

Casual Wear: https://shoplook.io/outfit-preview/4251330
Formal Wear: https://shoplook.io/outfit-preview/5011774

They're definitely liberal, with an emphasis on queer and women's rights, and they're extremely for the Me Too movement and similar movements.

She has anxiety, PTSD and some abandonment issues, a lot of which stem from Xavier Christian Agreste .

They have a tendency to tense up at loud noises, especially shouting or slamming of doors. They also have extraordinarily fast reflexes.

Her family, especially Julianna Reagan Tulle, James Cameron Samuels, and Genevieve Kiera Prime.

She can conjure weapons out of thin air, although she's more proficient in archery than with guns or short-range weapons like swords. She also has large black angel wings with which she can fly.

They're very protective of their family and can sometimes come off as controlling, which is the exact opposite of who they want to be as a person.

They can't fly too quickly too suddenly or they'll lose their balance and possibly pass out, falling out of the sky. This also applies to flying too high, as the air is too thin.

There is also a limit on the number of weapons they can conjure at once. It's not quite as straightforward as only a certain number at once, but the more that they conjure, the less powerful & sturdy those weapons become, so sure, they can have twenty swords at once, but they'd all break with any impact.

They do genuinely enjoy archery, so they practice in their free time. They also like to sing, but they'd never do it around other people, usually only to themself while out flying.

INFP & True Neutral

Vex’ahlia (Critical Role), Grace Monroe (Infinity Train), Castiel (Supernatural), Sophie Hatter (Howl’s Moving Castle)

With most people, she'd probably respond with something simple that she wouldn't have to explain, like sushi; however, her actual favorite food is chicken parmesan, specifically from an Italian restaurant in the town she grew up in.

Eagles and other powerful birds.

Bow & Arrow

Her wedding ring.

Silver.

Fantastic Mr. Fox

Sherlock

Supervillain-turn-antihero.

Liberal.

From Q&A: What is your ideal form of government? (monarchy, aristocracy, oligarky (idk how to spell that sorry), dictatorship, etc.)
A: I'd guess democracy? Most of the other forms of government involve certain groups of people being in charge, and as history tends to repeat itself, humans would slowly make the rich and powerful more rich and powerful while taking wealth and power away from the ones who need it, so I think democracy, or at least a cleaner democracy than whatever the fuck the American government is right now, is the safest way to go, but no government is entirely free from corruption, and that's a whole other conversation.

She grew up Catholic, but she doesn't really believe in any sort of higher power, even as part-angel. She knows her race was technically created by a god, but she doesn't care too much about them.

From Q&A:

Q: What is your biggest regret?
A: Ever trusting Luci.

Q: Pineapple on pizza or no?
A: I don't particularly like pizza, so that's a no on pineapple on it.

Q: What's your greatest achievement?
A: My greatest achievement is living long enough to get married.

Q: Where do y'all see yourselves in like, 20 or 30 years?
A: Sitting in a small house somewhere with James and our kids, maybe a cat, and just living a quiet life.

September 15

They have a high-school education and planned on going to nursing school before getting dragged out by Madeline in pursuit of supervillainy.

She grew up with a single mother and two older brothers.

She discovered her powers at 12 when she was particularly angry at a kid behind her in class and she accidentally created a pair of brass knuckles. She didn't use her powers much until she met Madeline and Xavier.

From Q&A: Are you happy with the fact that Madeline dragged you into villainy? If she had left you alone, would you have gone on with your life and been happy?
A: I am absolutely not happy with Madeline dragging me into this. I had a plan in life. I was going to become a doctor and marry some other doctor and we were going to be wealthy but not too wealthy, wealthy enough to comfortably support children and still continuously donate to important organizations. But of course, Madeline just saw a vulnerable nerd and thought, "hey, let's fuck her life over" and she took me under her non-existent wing. deep breath I will admit, I would not have had the family that I currently have without Madeline's interference, but I do believe that I would have been happy without any of this, just maybe not quite as happy as I currently am, but that's in no way thanks to them.

She started dating Xavier her sophomore year of college which was the worst possible idea. they were together for about 2 and a half years.

She's now married to James, who she started dating a few months after joining the legion.

She had a horrible relationship with her mother and a non-existent relationship with her father, but she gets along relatively well with her older brothers.

None, but she’d like a cat if she knew she had the time and money to take care of it away from the Legion.

She joined the Legion in late 2019.

They tend to act more as an antihero than a villain. They don't really involve themself in the Legion's affairs unless forced otherwise. They just deal in petty theft on occasion.

The public honestly doesn't have much of an opinion on them, since they don't battle in public much. They're kinda like that one background character that the queer & neurodivergent audience focuses on even though they don't know their name.

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/03lGYitYq9RlSwA8Snt6Yl?si=a64de1c216284ab1

Her playlist covers the beginnings of her relationship with Xavier Christian Agreste to regaining her confidence thanks to James Cameron Samuels.

Seventeen, while technically not the exact age she was when they met, gives the gist of the story that's about to be told: Ava losing her humanity and her life to Xavier. Take Me to Church then begins the list of songs detailing their abusive cycle, where Ava finds herself too attached to Xavier (Prisoner of Your Eyes), starts believing all of his lies (Paranoid), and losing herself (Echo). It gets to a point where she doesn't even believe her emotions are coming from a real place of hurt (Cry Baby [cover] & Hate Me).

Moral of the Story is when Julianna helps them escape Xavier. Ava rebuilds their sense of self slowly over the course of the next few months (Back In the Saddle & Battle Scars) and eventually, their playlist turns to rage against Xavier as they understand everything they put them through (Saints through Kickstart My Heart).

Thanks to James, they are slowly able to accept themself, their powers, and their wings. Kickstart My Heart, Seventeen, & Middle Finger are the main showcases of this, especially showing their growing defiance against Xavier.

Their story ends with All Eyes On Me, where Ava finally accepts herself and fights back against Xavier.

Seventeen by MARINA
“Could never tell you what happened the day I turned seventeen. The rise of a king and the fall of a queen, oh seventeen. Seventeen. Oh, you were embarrassed of me, ‘cause I used my tongue freely. Bet you wish I couldn’t speak, ‘cause when I do, you know I tell you why you appear weak.”

Take Me to Church by Hozier
“Take me to church. I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies. I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife. Offer me that deathless death. Good God, let me give you my life.”

Prisoner of Your Eyes by Judas Priest
“In this heartache, we can try and start again. Stop the heartbreak, a little time will help to kill the pain. Don't you hear me crying? Take me in your arms again. Tell me that you're trying, or is our love a lie? Love is blind and love deceives you. You came along and captured me, now I'm a prisoner of your eyes. Trapped in time, I cannot leave you. I'm just a prisoner of your eyes.”

Circles by Kira, Rachie
“What is happening to me? Tell me, what does all this mean? So far away from reality. ‘What a lovely place to be, ‘I tell myself, 'cause every second like this feels like hell. Are these words that you gave me real? I can't tell. It doesn't matter cause nothing matters. I'll see you again in a dream, so far away…”

Control by Halsey
“I paced around for hours on empty. I jumped at the slightest of sounds. And I couldn't stand the person inside me. I turned all the mirrors around.”

Paranoid by Palaye Royale
“All these fucking voices in my head tell me I'm not good enough for them. They just leave me paranoid, paranoid, paranoid again. All these fucking voices in my head got me feeling insecure again. They just leave me paranoid, paranoid, paranoid again. All these fucking voices.”

Empty by Olivia O’Brian
“Sometimes I just wanna drown out all of the thoughts in my mind, too much going on at the same time, I wish it would stop and I've tried, but life just sucks then we all die. That's just reality, yeah, don't lie to me. Yeah, I'm fucked up, but I don't wanna be.”

Echo by Crusher-P
“Why can't I see? Why can't I see? All the colors that you see? Please, can I be, please can I be colorful and free? What the hell's going on, can someone tell me please why I'm switching faster than the channels on TV? I'm black, then I'm white. No, something isn't right! My enemy's invisible, I don't know how to fight! The trembling fear is more than I can take when I'm up against the echo in the mirror. Echo!”

Dance With The Devil by Breaking Benjamin
“I believe in you, I can show you that I can see right through all your empty lies. I won't stay long, in this world so wrong. Say goodbye, as we dance with the devil tonight. Don't you dare look at him in the eye as we dance with the devil tonight.”

It’s All Futile! It’s All Pointless! by Lovejoy
“This is the part where I shut up and let you infest my brain, wrap your arms around my cortex, dig you in and let you drain. You'll never get rid of me, oh I'm like a fucking disease. I'll make a home in your gut 'cause it's somewhere warm to sleep.”

Nobody by Mitski
“I've been big and small and big and small and big and small again, and still nobody wants me. Still nobody wants me. And I know no one will save me. I'm just asking for a kiss, give me one good movie kiss, and I'll be alright. Nobody, nobody, nobody.”

Cry Baby [cover] by American Avenue, Katie Wolfe
“Someone's turning the handle to that faucet in your eyes. They're pouring out where everyone can see. Your heart's too big for your body. It's why you won't fit inside. You pour it out where everyone can see. They call you cry baby, cry baby, but you don't fucking care. Cry baby, cry baby, so you laugh through your tears. Cry baby, cry baby 'cause you don't fucking care. Tears fall to the ground, you just let them drown.”

Lovely by Lauren Babic, Seraphim
“Oh, I hope some day I’ll make it out of here, even it it takes all night or a hundred years. Need a place to hide, but I can’t find one near. Wanna feel alive, outside I can’t fight my fear. Isn’t it lovely? All alone. Heart made of glass, my mind of stone. Tear me to pieces, skin to bone. Hello, welcome home.”

Panic Room by Au/Ra
“My phone has no signal. It's making my skin crawl. The silence is so loud. The lights spark and flicker with monsters much bigger than I can control now.”

Hate Me by Nico Collins
“My friends, they say I should run away and change all my information, but I hold you close, so how could I go when you are my destination? These thoughts, they got me conflicted, but it's too late, now I'm addicted. It's so insane the things we do in the name of love.”

Toxic Thoughts by Faith Marie
“You can see it in my eyes, a child's spark light up the night. Constant search for approval, suffocated by refusal. Devouring my skull but never feeling full. Oh dear, I don't wanna be a burden, but could you please be a little more concerned with the overactive mind of a believer, the toxic thoughts of an overachiever. Oh dear, if only you could feel it, the crippling fear of being deserted. You can't touch the heat of this fever, the toxic thoughts of an overachiever.”

Bleachless by Elizabeth Grace
“I'm not sick with depression, I just have all the symptoms, and all the questions my thoughts can't stabilize, feelings I can't verbalize.”

Moral of the Story by Ashe
“So I never really knew you. God I really tried to. Blindsided, addicted. Felt we could really do this, but really I was foolish. Hindsight it’s obvious.”

Princesses Don't Cry by CARYS
“Girls, so pretty and poised and soft to the touch, but God made me rough. Girls, so heavy the crown, they carry it tall, but it's weighing me down [...] A princess doesn't cry over monsters in the night; don't waste our precious time on boys with pretty eyes.”

Back In the Saddle by Aerosmith
“Umm, come easy, go easy. Alright 'til the rising sun. I'm calling all the shots tonight. I'm like a loaded gun, peelin' off my boots and chaps. I'm saddle sore. Four bits gets you time in the racks. I scream for more.”

Battle Scars by Paradise Fears
“You've had enough, but just don't give up. Stick to your guns. You are worth fighting for. You know we've all got battle scars. Keep marching on.”

Saints by Echos
“You were standing there like an angry god counting out my sins just to cross them off, saying that my tongue was too loud to trust and that my blood couldn't keep you. My dear, you're not so innocent. You're fooling Heaven's gates so you won't have to change. You're no saint, you're no savior.”

Ignorance by Paramore
“Don't wanna hear your sad songs. I don't wanna feel your pain. When you swear it's all my fault, 'cause you know we're not the same.”

Saturday Night’s Alright (For Fighting) by Elton John
“Oh, don't give us none of your aggravation. We had it with your discipline. Oh, Saturday night's alright for fighting. Get a little action in. Get about as oiled as a diesel train. gonna set this dance alight, 'cause Saturday night's the night I like. Saturday night's alright.”

I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead by Set It Off
“My eyes are stapled open wide, as I laid down on my sides. I am bouncing off these walls. And as I focus on the clock, time sits still but I cannot.”

Kickstart My Heart by Mötley Crüe
“Say I got trouble, Trouble in my eyes, I'm just looking for another good time, My heart, my heart. Kickstart my heart.”

The Nights by Avicii
"He said: One day you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember.’ My father told me when I was just a child: These are the nights that never die.'"

Warrior by Beth Crowley
"Teach me how to fight, I'll show you how to win. You're my mortal flaw and I'm your fatal sin. Let me feel the sting, the pain, the burn under my skin.”

If You Ever Leave, I’m Coming with You by The Wombats
“You know I'll do: whatever you want me to. Throw a banquet in a mosh pit. I'll get out of bed. Stop listening to Radiohead. Take you out of this. your reluctant optimist, and if you ever leave, I'm coming with you. Stuck to the gum that's stuck on your shoe. If you ever leave, I'm coming with you.”

Sleep Awake by Mother Mother
“Lie awake, I sleep awake. I sleep with one hand on my 45, the other 'round my baby's waist. Lie awake, I sleep awake. I go to bed with all my lights turned on so I don't slip away. I stay awake. Out on the street, I keep a started car, who only waits for me, conveniently.”

Come Over (Again) by Crawlers
“Take her name out of your mouth, you don't deserve to mourn. You just love the attention, or do you get bored? You like the power you have. Hope you get caught in the law. Do you think that you're happy? Just wait till you're sure.”

NYMPHOLOGY by Melanie Martinez
“I’m not fiction, I’m not fae. I won’t lick your wounds today, but I'll throw you in the ring, gift you with my suffering. I’m not crazy, I’m not wild, you’re just stupid, little child. Get your image off my back, I’ll give you a heart attack. I will not suffer. Cry under covers. I’m not your mother.” [...] “Be the manic pixie dream girl that you fucking oughta be. Damaged oddity, bought by Sotheby's. Auctioned to a selfish man who thinks that he’s the prophecy.”

Middle Finger by Bohnes
“So I put my middle finger up. I'm done being your slave. My generation's had enough, and you should be afraid. Oh-whoa, oh, not your prisoner. Oh-whoa, oh, better listen when I say I put my middle finger up. I'm done being your slave.”

Angry Too by Lola Blanc
“Does it get your blood boiling, does it make you see red? Do you wanna destroy it, does it get in your head? 'Cause it gets my blood boiling and I'm coming unglued. It would hit you like poison if you knew what I knew. You would be angry too.”

All Eyes on Me by Or3o
“You told me what to do and what to say, I couldn't escape. You got to choose the ending of my fate. You put me astray. But not anymore! I'm in control! I have the stage, you can't turn the page! Now all eyes on me!”

A Burning Hill by Mitski

Becky: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be more tired, so let's shoot for 12 more.
Ava: Becky, that's a coma.
Becky: Sounds festive.

[power goes out]
Ava: Dammit.
Julianna: Don't worry, I got this.
Julianna: stomps feet
Julianna: Sketchers light up

Marie-Kate: So lemme get this straight.
Sarah: More like, let me run this bi you.
CJ: Let's just see how this pans out.
Ava: Let's ace-ess the situation.
Simon: In fluid motions.
Peter: I'm gay.
Jack: unintelligible screaming

Becky: Why is blood so hard to wash off your hands?
Becky: For the record, I had a nose bleed. I'm not a serial killer.
Faith: But we both know that's not quite true.
Ava: Hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood, just FYI
Samantha: Do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream, it would kill them?
Julianna: This house is filled with murderers.
Payton: ...oh honey.

Ava: sneezes
James:
Ava: You're not even going to say "bless you"?
James: I'm sitting here with you, you've clearly been blessed.

Ava: What's the word for that infestation of tiny creatures over there?
Faith: Those are children, Ava. That's a school.

Ava: has on a slightly lighter shade of black
James: I see you're bringing out the spring colors.

Julianna: still disappointed six hours after the visit to the aquarium
Ava: Juli, hon, what did you think a tiger shark was?

Becky: I am 33 Cheetos tall.
Ava: Why did you feel the need to measure your height in Cheetos?
Becky: Because we were out of Doritos.

Julianna: Are you sleeping?
Ava: No, I'm training to die.

Julianna: You're smiling...what happened?
Ava: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Becky: Xavier tripped and fell on the way in.

Ava: Would you stop accusing me of having a favorite League member?
Ava: I like Simon and all you non-Simons equally.

Ava: I like people!
Faith: No you don't.
Ava: I'm trying to like people. It's just, you know, so hard to weed through the stupid ones.

Ava, answering the phone: What do you want, Becky?
Becky: I'm in a pool of blood.
Ava: ...is it your blood?
Becky: Yeah, I think so.
Ava: Where's it coming from?
Becky: Probably the stab wound.
Ava: Wait, you were stabbed?
Becky: Oh yeah definitely.

Ava, referring to James: He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.

Ava: Come here.
Becky: Why
Ava: Just come here.
Becky: No you're gonna hit me.

Peter: Could you be quiet? I'm trying to think!
Ava: It's okay, doing anything for the first time is always difficult.

Julianna: Go big or go home!
Ava: Juli, please go home. I am begging you to go home for once. Just don't get yourself hurt.
Julianna, whispering: Imma go big.

[breakfast at the Legion base]
Ava: Good morning.
Madeline: Good morning.
Julianna: Good morning!
Jason: G'morning.
Becky: Y'all sound like robots! "Good morning, good morning." C'mon, spice it up a bit!
Xavier: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS.

Ava: loses Peter in a crowd
Ava: glances around
Ava:
Ava: Thank god.

Ava: I like that we say "oh man" to express disappointment.
Ava: Because men are, in fact, disappointing.

Madeline: Okay codenames.
Madeline: I’m Eagle One.
Madeline: James is “Been There Done That”
Madeline: Peter is “Currently Doing That”
Madeline: Payton is “It Happened Once in a Dream”
Madeline: Xavier is “If I Had to Screw a Demon”
Madeline: And Ava is...Eagle Two
Ava: Oh thank god.

Julianna: almost crying while petting two huskies, cooing at them in baby-babble
Dog Owner: They only speak French.
Julianna: Ava, you need to tell them they’re good boys. I can’t tell them, Ava, they need to know. Tell them I love them? Please?
Ava: fights a smile, looking at the dogs Vous êtes de bons garçons. Julianna t’aime.

Ava: Is there a word that’s a mix of angry and sad?
Madeline: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Peter: Smad.

Ava: She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.
Becky: His name was Jared, he’s nineteen.
Peter: When his parents built a very strange machine.
Xavier: Watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen.
Julianna: Aaay macarena.
Madeline: Horrible job everyone.

Becky: You can say "have a nice day" and no problems.
Becky: But you can't say "enjoy the next 24 hours" and not sound vaguely threatening.
Ava: ...what the fuck?

Ava: Becky, your hair is a mess.
Becky: Yeah, well, so is my life, but I still look cute as fuck.

Ava: You know what's stupid? Some people name cats "Whiskers". That's a cat's body part.
Faith: I'm going to name our daughter Leg.
Faith: turns to Julianna Your name is Leg now.

[DnD night at the Legion base]
Faith [the DM]: You come upon an abandoned ruin, what do you do?
Ava: I'm going to investigate.
Faith: Okay, roll a perception check
Ava: rolls a 1
Ava: slams her head against the table curses.
Faith: The wizard is transfixed by the clouds. What are the rest of you doing?
Becky: ... I wanna investigate too.
Faith: Okay.
Becky: rolls a 1 as well
Becky: I don't see SHIT! slumps against the chair
Madeline: I will go forward!
Faith: Okay.
Madeline: Do I see anything?
Faith: make a perception check.
Xavier mostly to himself: the dreaded perception check.
Madeline: also rolls a 1 SERIOUSLY!?
Faith: the party's knight stumbles on a piece of rock and falls onto her face.
Madeline: Gracefully!
Faith: as gracefully as the knight can.
Becky: dying from laughter
Julianna: I'm gonna investigate too.
Madeline: You're our only hope sweetheart.
Faith: go ahead and roll Julianna
Julianna: rolls a 2
Faith: Julianna finds a shiny rock.
Julianna: Yay!
Xavier: this is so stupid snickers I'm gonna investigate too.
Faith: go ahead Luci.
Xavier: Come on die, don't fail me now.
Xavier: rolls a 20
Xavier: I SEE EVERYTHING!
Becky, Madeline, Julianna: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Ava: Finally!

Ava: So if it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous.
Becky: But what if it bites me and it dies?
Ava: Then you’re poisonous, Becky.
James: What if it bites itself and I die?
Ava: That's voodoo.
Jason: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Ava: That’s correlation, not causation.
Samantha: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Madeline and Xavier simultaneously: That’s kinky.

Ava: I won't be mad, just tell me why you had a fake ID.
Julianna: incoherent mumbling
Ava: What?
Julianna:
Julianna: You have to be over 18 to hold the puppies at the pet store.

Ava: Oh no, you’re not gonna cute your way out of this!
Julianna: pouts
Ava: No!
Julianna: pouting intensifies
Ava: It’s not gonna work!
Julianna: tears well up in eyes
Ava: Fine, you win.
Julianna: Hooray!

Becky: FOUR MONTHS
Julianna: What're they talking about.
Ava: Becky, it's not that big of a deal.
Becky: YOU. STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT. FOR F O U R M O N T H S.

Ava: It is a pleasure to meet you.
Ava: Oh, wait. It's not.

Peter: Madeline is gonna kill me!
Ava: Nonsense, she'll probably make me do it.

Samantha: I must throw myself down these stairs.
Ava: Literally no one is asking you to do that.
Samantha, holding Mars: I'm throwing myself down these stairs and I'm taking this child with me.

Julianna: I demand hugs.
Ava, on the phone with Julianna: I thought we were like, an hour away.
Julianna: Distance cannot stop the demand for hugs.

Peter: Do you ever just wanna chew water?
Ava:
Ava: That's it. I need to lie down. Becky, it's your turn.
Becky: No don't fucking leave me

Ava: Sometimes I think I can physically hear my conscience.
Ava: Turns out it's just Juli whispering for me not to do things from the ceiling vents.

Ava: We need to distract the guards.
Samantha: Right.
Ava: What are you gonna do?
Samantha: I'm gonna kill 'em all, that oughta distract them.

Ava, checking her phone: Oh shit, I've gotta go.
Madeline: Where are you going?
Ava: It's an emergency.
Julianna: Oh my god, what happened?
Ava: Becky got her hand stuck in a Pringles can again.

Ava: What were you doing last night?
Madeline: Oh, nothing.
Peter: walks down the stairs
Ava: Good morning, nothing.

Ava: Do you remember those times where I told you something wasn't a good idea?
Samantha: And then I ignored you, yeah.

Ava: To thank you for the many books you've given me, you may hug me for four to five seconds.
CJ: gasp Forty-five seconds!
Ava: NO, FOUR TO FIVE.

Ava: How's your morning going?
Faith: Well, James just asked what my favorite color was, and when I told him he told me I was wrong.
Ava: So pretty normal then.

Becky: You’re clearly not listening to me. I can say anything I want.
Ava, crocheting: Mhm tell me about it
Becky: I murdered Julianna last night
Ava: Nice
Becky: Now that I have a taste for blood, I will never stop murdering
Ava: Been there

Julianna: Faith won’t come out of their room
Ava: Just tell them something
Julianna: Like what?
Ava: Anything factually incorrect
Faith, stepping out seconds later running their hand down their face: Who the fuck just said the sun is a planet?

Julianna with a large box in her hands: What would you say if I came home with four puppies one day?
Ava:
Ava: What's in the box?
Julianna:
Ava: Juli, what's in the box?
Julianna: I think you know.

Faith: In the name of the father, son, and holy ghost
Julianna: Head, shoulders, knees, and toes
Ava: Turn up your nose, strike that pose
Becky: Ayyyy macarena

Becky: i don’t think i can stay in the same house as someone whO RUINED MY LIFE
Ava: fOR FUCKS SAKE, I’LL BUY YOU MORE FRUIT LOOPS

Samantha: Don’t worry I got a few more knives up my sleeve
Julianna: I think you mean tricks
Ava: She does not
Samantha, pulling knives out of her sleeves: I do not

Ava: What are your goals James?
James: World domination
Ava: Um that’s a bit-
James: You’re my world, honey
Ava: Huh that’s-
Ava:
Ava: Wait-

James: I’m powerful
James: I’m a rebel
James: I make my own rules and don’t listen to anyone but myself
Ava: James, come here
James: I’m coming honey-

Ava: I don’t need to go to bed, I’m not tired. I’ll be fine.
James: But I’ll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Ava: Oh. Well. Wait, are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?
James: Is it working?

James: I have to go.
Ava: You haven’t had breakfast.
James: But, I’m a highly ranked supervillain.
Ava: And I’m your girlfriend. Sit down.

James, thinking: Wait, is Ava into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if she laughs.
James: Did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn’t go to the party? He had no-body to go with.
Ava, laughing: I can’t believe I’m laughing.
James: Well, that’s not a fair test, that joke’s hilarious.

Ava: You spent $68 on hair conditioner?
James: A small price to pay for self-esteem.

Becky: sitting around doing nothing
Ava: Hey Becky, can you come here?
Becky: Okay, gimme a sec.
Becky: rolls off the couch and crab-walks toward Ava
Ava:
Becky:
Ava: Get out of the base right now

Ava: What do you think PEMDAS means?
Becky: Please end my depression and suffering
Ava: That’s it, i’m calling Faith

Ava: That’s ridiculous. James doesn’t have a crush on me
Julianna: Yes he does
Xavier: Yes he does
Madeline: Yes he does
James: Yes I do

James: Did it hurt?
Ava: Groaning When I fell from heaven-
James: When you fell from the vending machine?
Ava:
James: Cause you a snack

Julianna: Hey Ava? What are “friends with benefits”?
Ava: ...A very special type of friend.
Julianna: Oh! Are we friends with benefits then?
Ava: chokes

Julianna: Oh fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers.
Ava: Please, just say fuck.

Ava: You’re annoying.
James: Stop holding my hand then.
Ava: No.

Ava, about James: This boy irritates me so much I might just marry him

Ava: What did you do?
Becky: Alright, but you can’t get mad at me.
Ava: What. Did. You. Do?
Becky: Okay, first, I was minding my own business--
Ava: Bullshit.
Becky: I WAS!

Ava: I can assure you, everytime i think back to this I will personally come to your house and fucking beat you up

Julianna: I made you a friendship bracelet
Ava: I’m not really a jewelry person
Julianna: Oh it's fine you don’t have to wear it-
Ava: No. I’m wearing it forever. Back off

Julianna: So you’re telling me that Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 10 years, made this salad?
Ava: You’re technically not wrong with that number but I’m still mad about it

Peter: Don’t worry. I’m a very confident driver.
Ava: Last time you drove, you almost ran over Julianna
Peter: But I was confident

Becky: Can I hit him?
Ava: No!
Becky: whining But I wanna hit him…

James: hugs Ava
Ava: Gross. Keep doing that.

Peter and Ava as detectives
Ava: It looks like he drown-
Peter: Looks like he died trying to drink this entire swimming pool

Julianna: Ava you understand slang right?
Ava: What did Becky say to you?
Julianna: she told me to tell you…
Ava: Yes?
Julianna: that I’m dummy thicc with two cs
Ava: …
Julianna tearfully: I’m NOT A DUMMY!!!

Ava: I got my DNA results back. I definitely have DNA
Peter: Quit bragging

Ava, @ Xavier: There are 171,476 words in the English language and I can’t string any of them together to properly describe how much I want to hit you with a metal chair.

James: You like me? For my personality?
Ava: I know. I was surprised too

Ava: We tried it your way
Becky: No we didn’t
Ava: I tried it in my head it didn’t work

James: Oh my god, you're so beautiful.
Ava: Thank you, you're so sweet.
James: Yeah, dare I say, you look better than Madeline.
heel clicking heard in the distance
Ava: Take it back take it back take it back

Ava: Does anyone have anything else to say?
Becky: Live fast die young capri sun
Ava: Thank you
Ava:
Ava: What

Random Villain Human: We have your teammate.
Ava: Which one?
Random Villain Human: Blonde, caffenated, won’t stop talking about stupid shit?
Ava: Ah, you’ll bring her back within the hour.
Random Villain Human: Sorry?
Ava: Trust me. hangs up

Ava: Seriously, Becky, do you even remember the ABCs of emergency first-aid?
Becky:
Becky: A...
Becky: Bone…
Becky: ...Coming out of your meat cavity is bad energy.

James: So. I heard you like bad boys.
Ava: Not really.
James: Oh thank god.

James: I think I want kids someday
Ava: What are you talking about? We already have Julianna

Ava: I have feeling for you
Ava: not telling you which ones

Julianna: Man working out is so hard
Ava: Jul you literally sprinted a mile and a half to pet a cat
Julianna:
Julianna: It was a cute cat

Ava: The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them.

Julianna: If I was a drink I’d be bubblegum vanilla soda
Julianna: what would you guys be
Becky: Bleach
Peter: Sewage
Ava: calm down
Ava: edgelords

Ava: I can’t believe Logan is gone
Ava: I can think of so many people I would’ve rather died first
Ava: Like Luci

Ava: I hate him.
Becky: Me too.
Ava: You have no idea who I'm talking about.
Becky: Solidarity, sister.

Ava: You’re too kind
Julianna: Awww thats-
Ava: No really. You’re too kind. Please stop. Take care of yourself
Becky: So today Xavier pointed his staff at me
Ava: And?
Becky: He said “There is an idiot at the end of this staff”
Faith: He called you an idiot?
Becky: Well I got beat up for asking, “Which end?”
Ava: snorts
Faith: That’s my partner!

Ava: I have been forced to do many things I don’t enjoy, like write things down and speak with people.

Becky: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Ava: Oh. This. I don’t like this.

Julianna: How long has it been since either of you slept?
Ava: Three or four.
Julianna: ...three or four what?
James, nodding: Three or four.

Ava: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Julianna: Plane tickets?
Becky: Concert tickets?
James: Prostitution?
Ava, deadpan, holding her broken frames: Glasses.

Ava: bibbity, bobbity, bye

Ava: "Villain apologist?" Nah, I don't apologize for anyone. What James does on his days off is not my business

Xavier: you look better without your glasses
Ava: you look better without them too

Ava: Juli, the thing is, you’re using words…but the thing about this world, Juli, is that the only universal language is violence…And we’ve had that conversation.

Xavier: I just have one question, Ava
Ava: What do you have?
Xavier: Do you think you’re enough to kill me? Do you really think YOU can take me!?
Ava: Oh, I do. Y’know what? Let’s fucking find out, you son of a BITCH!

Ava: If respect is the only thing keeping you from a knife in the back, then respect is nothing

Ava and Becky skipping stones on lake
Ava: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Becky, whispering: Take that you fucking lake