Henry James Morgan

 

Most of the team calls him Hen. His partners all have their own pet names though: Prince/Princess (CJ), Apollo (Simon), & Sunshine (Dean)

 

His hero name is Celestial because he has celestial magic and he thought it sounded fancy.

 

27 (born 1/22/97 - Aquarius)

 

bisexual & polyamorous

 

bigender (he/she)

 

Protagonist

 

fluffy & wavy with bangs that fall in her face

 

ginger

 

bright blue

 

5'10"

 

About 160 lbs

 

Freckles across his nose & faded burn marks on both forearms from when he first started using his powers and didn’t quite know how to control how strong they were

 

Both ears are pierced, & she also has an industrial piercing in her left ear & two helix piercings in her right. She also got nipple piercings post-canon.
She has a fall of Icarus tattoo on her back down her spine, an ornate broken sword on her right forearm, three arrows crossing over each other (one for each partner) in the center of her chest, and one tattoo for each of her deities: two on one shoulder & one on the other.

 

relatively thin and in shape

 

pale

 

Caucasian

 

Metahuman - mostly human species born with a recessive gene that activates gives them superpowers in their adolescence. People may be carriers of the metahuman gene without it being active, but for this case, Henry has an active metahuman gene that activated when he was 16.

 

He's very determined to make his wardrobe aesthetically pleasing, so he has a very strict color scheme: pastel yellows, whites, tans, & light blues and denims. He also really likes sunflowers and celestial bodies like suns and stars, so they always accent things.

 

Oh she's extra as hell. White tuxedos with gold accents & the biggest princess dresses you've ever fuckin' seen.

 

Pinterest Board

 

All for human rights, civil liberties, gun control, and other liberal platforms.

 

He has social anxiety.

 

She's extremely expressive, especially with her hands, like CJ. She has hit so many people accidentally.

 

his team, especially CJ, Simon, & Dean

 

She’s got Green Lantern-esque powers where she can create light structures, but she is limited to constellations. She tends to stick to the 12 zodiac signs. Whenever it is the age of that star sign, that construct is much stronger (lasts longer, is physically stronger, takes less effort on Henry’s part, etc.)
With the exception of Aquarius, which is Henry’s sign, so it’s stronger overall, no matter what time of year it is.
In general, the size & strength of the constructs are dependent on Henry’s energy & concentration

 

He needs to space out the time between conjuring the beings. If he doesn’t and uses them too much, they’ll get pissed at him and could potentially kill him. Also if he conjures too many at a time, it could overload his powers and also potentially kill him.
He's also...quite a bit much sometimes.

 

She likes to cook & bake, she adores singing, & she's trying to teach both Simon and Dean how to dance.

 

ESFJ & Lawful Neutral

From Q&A: What's it like being an ESFJ (that doesn't have depression like me)?
A: I never cared much about my Myers-Briggs, I'm much more of a zodiac and Hogwarts House kind of guy, so I guess I'm alright?

 

Amity Blight (The Owl House), Roman Sanders (Sanders Sides), Nancy Wheeler (Stranger Things), Daphne Blake (Scooby Doo)

 

Sour-sweet candy and blueberries.

 

Lions.

 

His powers.

 

His camera.

 

Light yellow & blue

 

Christopher Robin, Moulin Rouge, & Big Fish (no he doesn't have a crush on ewan mcgregor that'd be crazy—)

 

Promised Neverland & The Owl House

 

superhero, but she does work at the bar down the street because she likes making drinks

 

Fairly liberal.

 

Pagan! He worships Hades, Apollo, & Athena.

 

She has an entire drawer in her dresser dedicated to backup glasses since she keeps accidentally breaking them during battle (and sometimes just doing random shit.)
He's basically a Disney Prince, and he's actually used this to his advantage. His non-superhero side job is a party prince for hire & doing kids' birthday parties. (Sometimes the rest of Crayon Box joins too)

From Q&A:

Q: What's your biggest regret?
A: I sure wish I'd found this family sooner. I really care for them and especially during college, they would have been extremely helpful.

Q:Does Henry have a favorite musical?
A: I have a few, but currently I'm really into Phantom of the Opera again. It's such a classic and the music's fantastic. I also have a soft spot for Hello Dolly! since that was my favorite show that I did in high school.

Q: What's your favourite meme (assuming you have one)?
A: I'm particularly fond of the English dub of Ghost Stories, which is a meme in of itself.

Q: Pineapple on pizza or no?
A: Yes, because I really like pineapple.

Q: What's your greatest achievement?
A: Greatest achievement for me is getting my face on the front of TIME magazine. It was the whole team, but like…I'm still on there.

Q: Where do y'all see yourselves in like, 20 or 30 years?
A: Still kicking supervillain ass. I'm not giving this up until I'm old and gray.

 

January 22

 

He was born in Savannah, GA & now lives in Jersey City in the League base.

 

He has a high school education and he graduated college with degrees in Theater & Finance, because he wanted to be excessive but still able to support himself.

 

He was 16 when he discovered his powers. While onstage during a school play, he blew out one of the spotlights when he got overemotional. However, he didn’t realize the true extent of his powers until much later.

From Q&A: If you could change one thing about your past, what would it be?
A: If I could change my past, it'd prob'ly be to care a little less about myself in high school. I was extremely self-absorbed for awhile, an' I screwed over a couple friendships that I wish I coulda fixed.

 

She had a girlfriend (who was lowkey a piece of shit) in high school & a boyfriend in college. (Dean is surprised her list isn't higher.)
She's now currently dating CJ, Simon, & Dean.

 

He has the best relationship with his family of the entire League because he actually talks to them! They have not met the entire team, but they have met the rest of Crayon Box.

 

None

 

He joined the League in mid-2020.

 

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1OmV8ZTpGc8OPmsNp3dHYu?si=f36ffdb8157e4d43

 

Seventeen by Peach Pit
“On the high school lot, you’d kiss me so long, but lessons don't last when I'm playing you so fast. There's something dark hangin' over my head. I'm seventeen, don't hold your breath.”

Celestial by Tori Kelly
“This celestial glow is blinding. I'll dive in the sky, oh the water's alive. I'll float down to soak in the stars. Swim away from the night, I'm swallowed by light.”

Lemon Boy by Cavetown
“Lemon Boy and me started to get along together. I helped him plant his seeds and we'd mow the lawn in bad weather. It's actually pretty easy being nice to a bitter boy like him, so I got myself a citrus friend.”

Brazil by Declan McKenna
“Oh, Lord! What have I become? I'm the face of God, I'm my father's son. I'm not what you think you see. I know you can't eat leather, but you can't stop me. Why would you lie, why would you lie about how you feel? I've got a mission and my mission is real, because you've had your chances, yeah you've had enough. I'm gonna burn your house down to spread peace and love, and it gets me down. Oh, Lord, how it gets me down.”

Sunflower by Rex Orange County
“Tryna keep my mind at bay. Sunflower still grows at night. Waitin' for a minute 'til the sun's seen through my eyes.”

Asymptotic by Louie Zong
“We're asymptotic. We're on it ‘til the end of linear time. Asymptotic. Divided by the smallest, slimmest line. Asymptotic. Obliquely, here's the point of this speech: as close as we could ever get, you'll be just out of reach.”

Come Along by Cosmo Sheldrake
Come, come, come, come, come along now. Run away from the hum-drum. We'll go to a place that is safe from greed, anger, and boredom. We'll dance and sing 'til sundown and feast with abandon. We'll sleep when the morning comes and we'll rise by the sound of the birdsongs.”

Hidden In the Sand by Tally Hall
“We were playing in the sand, and you found a little band. You told me you fell in love with it. Hadn't gone as I planned.”

Send Me A Peach from Over The Garden Wall
“I never dreamed that there'd come a day when I'd find myself far from your arms. Now that I am, I can hardly stand not to be near your sweet southern charms. Send me a peach from ole Georgia, down where the Savannah flows. If I could have one bite of Georgia, I would feel right here at home.”

Unopened Windows by Set It Off
“My favorite movies are tales never filmed. That I dream of living out. A private screening played out in a field but I’m trapped inside this house.”

Putting a Spin on Build Me Up Buttercup by Egg
“Why do you build me up, buttercup, baby, just to let me down and mess me around, and then worst of all, you never call, baby when you say you will, but I love you still. I need you more than anyone darling, you know that I have from the start. So build me up, buttercup, don't break my heart.”

Falling for U by Peachy!, mxmtoon
“But I can't help it, I'm falling for you, and I can't quit it ‘cause I'm stuck on you. And it might be pathetic and you might be skeptical, but I just want to be with you. Please tell me, boy, can you get a clue? Or come through 'cause I just want to be with you.”

your text by Sundial
“Hey pretty stranger, I think you look cute. Can I get your number? I wanna know you.”

Dontmakemefallinlove by Cuco
“I don't think I'm meant to be with you. I don't wanna make you sad, all the time just feeling bad. Girl, don't make me fall in love with you. I don't think I'm right for you. I'm just disappointing you.”

i think you’re really cool by guardin
“I packed my bags last week. Sunrise and I’m on my feet. Let’s skip town and chase our dreams ‘cause this place ain’t what it seems.”

La Da Dee by Cody Simpson
“There's no way to say this song's about someone else. Every time you're not in my arms, I start to lose myself. Someone please pass me my shades, don’t let 'em see me down. You have taken over my days, so tonight I'm going out, yet I'm feeling like there is no better place than right by your side. I had a little taste and I'll hold this for ya at the party anyway ‘cauze all the girls are looking fine, but you're the only one on my mind.”

Sweet Boi by Chevy
“Hey. You got a smile so bright, your pearls be making me so blind. Oh, you sugar coat your words just to make sure that I don't get hurt. You make me higher than a sire, treat me like royalty. Do me a favor and just take me away.”

Smile by Nohidea
“I’m wandering alone to places that I’ve never been. I’m putting my mind in the sky, letting the whole world in. My personality is ninety-two or ninety-three. Let’s get lost up in the past, why don’t you spend this day with me?”

Buttercup by Jack Stauber
“Electrify my heart. Electrify my heart. Yeah, surprise, I'm in the same time, beneath the same sun. Oh man, you cut me to size, my little buttercup.”

Love Like You by Rebecca Sugar
“Look at you go, I just adore you. I wish that I knew what makes you think I'm so special. If I could begin to do something that does right by you, I would do about anything. I would even learn how to love.”

Stalemate by love-sadKID & mochi
“I can't imagine life without you, so I write a love song or two. Yeah, we fight, argue, and walk up that staircase, but when it comes to love, me and you stay at stalemate, oh. Won't you just pick me up, dust me off, see whassup, give me all of you, 'cause I see more than what meets the eye, oh.”

Airplane Mode by Limbo
'Cause I've been dreaming about you, ooh. I've been wishing that I was next to you, ooh. I've been dreaming of us, ooh. I've been thinking that this is not a need or a must, but.”

Make You Mine by PUBLIC
“Put your hand in mine. You know that I want to be with you all the time. You know that I won’t stop until I make you mine.”

you’re my world by atlas
“And with a smile like an ocean wave you catapult around the sun. And meet me at the other side to tell me that you've found it fun. Swimmin' in the UV rays you shinin' like the sound of thunder. Boomin through my stupid shades and shook all of the ground undone.”

Portland by Bowling Shoes
“Haven't you seen my bad habits as of lately? Maybe it's not a pleasantry. Let's go soon and get there nice and early. What's one long drive?”

Boy Bi by Mad Tsai
“When my friends ask me 'bout my sexuality, I choke up and joke that the answer's not easy. Like, I'm watchin' a Disney movie and the couple gets it on, but who should I look at, is it Shang or Mulan? I like boys and girls but I still don't know why I couldn't get either one if I really try. I'm switchin' my preference like an on-and-off switch. If I had a dime for every crush I've had I'd be rich. Like boy bye, girl hi. New guy, I'm bi? I cry every time I try to decide.”

The King by Conan Gray
“You see me as your lifeline. Other boys and girls never really made you feel right, and you can't explain why I'm always running your mind. Don't you see the answer's right in front of your eyes?”

Sunflower Vol. 6 by Harry Styles
“I couldn't want you anymore. Kiss in the kitchen like it's a dance floor. I couldn't want you anymore tonight ,tonight, tonight.”

Strawberry Kisses by Olivia Herdt & Luv.Ly
“Floating kisses busting by the river. I've been missing your strawberry kiss 'cause nothing's that sweet. The taste still drives me crazy.”

Sunkissed by khai dreams
“Cuz' you're so lovely, you're so lovely. I can't help but fall for you, love, when you love me, it's so lovely loving you.”

 

Lemon Boy - Cavetown

 

He loves indie music and that’s pretty much all he listens to. Lots of Declan McKenna, Egg, mxmtoon, & Jack Stauber.

 

Henry: I’m not dramatic
CJ: I smiled at you yesterday and you fell out of a window

Simon: it’s kinda cold
Dean, handing them his flannel: here
Henry: it’s kinda cold
CJ: well DAMMIT HENRY I CAN'T CONTROL THE WEATHER
(Or.)
Sarah: It’s kinda cold
Chloe: Do you want me to set you on fire?

Henry: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
CJ: no, I said “Henry don’t lick the swing set” and you said “don’t tell me what to do” and licked the swing set.

Henry: As a college student, my favorite words are “canceled” and “free”
Dean: Free Starbucks is canceled
Henry: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT???

CJ: I turned out perfectly fine!
Henry: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
CJ: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN, AND YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!

Henry: quietly to CJ I’m going to kill you
CJ: W-What?
Henry: Isn’t that what people say when they care about each other?
CJ: No! Who showed you that?
Henry: Well, I-
Simon: randomly running in WHERE’S DEAN!? I'M GONNA KILL HIM
CJ:
CJ: Nevermind

Henry: What’s that piece of paper?
Dean: Oh that’s just my to-do list
Henry: …
Henry: It only says my name?
Dean: Exactly

Henry: I just wish they knew I loved them!
CJ: Well then tell them!
Henry: Hey Cas, I love you
CJ: See! Just do that and you’re golden! And if it flies over their head, than maybe they’re too dumb for you.
Henry: ARE YOU SERIOUS
CJ: Not usually
Henry: Oh my god kisses CJ
CJ: oh. OHHHHH

CJ: Henry and I do not have nicknames for each other.
Simon: Uh huh...hey, you know what bees make, right?
CJ: Honey?
Henry, from the other room: Yes darling?
Simon: Don’t lie to my face ever again.

Dean: You’re stupid
Henry: ...Is that it?
Dean: Give it time, It’ll eat at you
later
Henry: Am I stupid?
Chloe: Yeah, a little
Henry: Damn him

Henry: CJ, I’m so happy. I could kiss you!
CJ: ...neat.
later
CJ: I can’t believe I said neat.
Simon: Don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes.
Simon: Remember what happened when Dean first said he loved me?
CJ: Didn’t you thank him?
Simon: I thanked him.

CJ: falls down the stairs
Henry: catches them I think you just
Henry:
Henry:
Henry: Fell for me
CJ: Put me down

Henry: I’m gonna win you a million teddy bears
CJ: What if I want a billion teddy bears
Henry: Well that's a little unrealistic

Two kinds of couples
CJ: Hey you awake?
Henry: rolls over and grins yea
CJ and Henry: cuddle
Or
Dean: Hey Simon you awake?
Simon: violent flop turn bitch the fuck you want

Henry, to CJ: This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.

CJ: It’s a little muggy today…
Henry: I swear if all the mugs are outside I’m leaving you
Simon: sips coffee out of a bowl

Sarah: You know that could kill you right?
Cj: high as a kite that’s the point
Simon and Dean: Drunk as fuck we’re trying to speed things up
Henry: eating raw cookie dough and nodding

Henry: CJ come cuddle with me please while we watch the Lion King
CJ: Oh well, I do love that movie.
they begin staring romantically at each other while Can You Feel The Love Tonight plays
Dean: Simon, can I treat you to dinner?
Simon: Only if you promise to not drown it in hot sauce again.
they begin making dinner and eventually get in a cute food fight
Madeline, beating Peter with a broom: TAKE! A! SHOWER! YOU! DISGUSTING! CREATURE!
Peter, laughing and trying to kiss her: Only if you take it with me, sweetheart

CJ: Did...did you just flirt with me?
Henry: Have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing.

Simon: I have a bad feeling about this.
Henry: What do you mean?
Simon: Don’t you ever get that little voice in the back of your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?
Henry: No?
Simon: That actually explains so much.

Henry, sharing a bottle of whiskey with CJ
CJ, drunk: I know what you’re trying to do! You’re trying to get me drunk so I’ll tell you I love you!
Henry: You...you love me?
CJ: gasp Who told you?!

Henry: I want to kiss you
CJ: What?
Henry: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN’T MISS YOU

Henry: I have never thought about any decision I’ve ever made
Sarah: Everything adds up now

Henry, practicing before a mission: I’m under pressure, I’m under stress, the only thing I’m not under is Cas which is a shame

Asia: You’re being really nice to CJ lately
Henry: So? I’m just a lovely human being, Asia. I’m sunshine and daisies and I spread joy and hope everyone feels happy-
Asia: You’re in love with them, aren’t you?
Henry: Oh yeah 100%

Simon: So you’re taking CJ on a date huh?
Henry: Yep
Simon: You hurt them and I’ll staple dead birds to your car
Henry: …

CJ: You need them to think you’re stronger than you actually are
Henry: Is that what you do?
CJ: Me? Oh no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you

Henry: I don’t have a crush on Dean, he’s just someone I like looking at and when he’s not here, it ruins my day

Henry: standing outside CJ’s house with a board that says ‘Date Tonight?’
Asia: Oh my god! Yes!
Henry: No! Tell CJ!
Asia: CJ I’m going on a date with your boyfriend!

Henry: I DO WHAT I WANT
Asia: I’m calling Cas
Henry: No wait

Henry: Looking up at the night sky
CJ: Whatcha doin?
Henry: naming stars after people I love
CJ: Do I get a star?
Henry: You get the sun

Sarah: What state do you live in?
Simon: Constant anxiety
CJ: Denial
Henry: Perfection
Julianna: New York!

Texting
Henry: I have a crush on someone and I don’t know how to handle it so i filled their car with heart shaped confetti
CJ: wait…
CJ: THAT WAS YOU???
Henry: shit
Henry: Who added you back to the group. Whoever it was, is dead.
Simon: quietly chucks their phone out the window

Henry: Because you're smart and beautiful and… you're ignoring me so you must be my type.
CJ: Sorry, what were you saying?
Henry: Whispers Perfect

CJ: Why do they say justice is a dish best served cold?
CJ: Because otherwise it would be justWATER!
Henry, suddenly appearing with a broom: That’s it. That’s fucking it. You either marry me on the spot or you run for your life

Henry: Has anyone told you that you’re really annoying babe?
CJ, a little hurt: N-no…
Henry: Good because I really didn’t want to fight anyone today

Henry, kissing CJ: Did you miss me?
CJ: Sure did!
Lucas: He just went out for groceries...

Simon, to Henry: I dare you--
CJ: Henry’s not allowed to accept dares.
Simon: Why not?
Henry with his head down: I have no regard for my own personal safety.

Sarah: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
Chloe: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.
Dean: Oh wow! My childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Logan: My will to live! I can’t even remember when I last had this.
Lucas: I knew I lost my potential somewhere!
Simon: Mental stability, my old friend!
Henry: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

Henry: carrying all the groceries on both arms
CJ: reaches out to help
Henry: switches all groceries to one arm to hold CJ’s hand
CJ: That’s not what I–
CJ: Okay.

Henry, panicking: I have a crush on Dean.
CJ: Congratulations, you’re officially the last to know.

CJ: I am gonna say it. Public school is kind of a letdown.
Dean: Not a fan of the classes?
Chloe: Homework got you down?
Sarah: The early wake-up?
CJ: The lack of spontaneous singing and dancing.
Dean, Chloe, and Sarah: …
Henry and Simon: I know, right?!

CJ, bad at flirting: I really like your name.
Henry, equally bad at flirting: Thanks, I got it for my birthday.

at Simon and Dean’s wedding
Sarah: If anyone has a reason that these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.
CJ: bursts through the double doors I’m in love with Simon!
Henry: slides in through fire exit I’m in love with Dean!
Lucas: sprints in through the room behind the altar I never signed the divorce papers! I’m still married to Simon!
Chloe: yeets in through window Freeze! You’re all under arrest!
Becky: shouts casually from the congregation That suit is too hideous to get married in.
Simon: presses palms together, fingertips to lips First off: Becky, fuck you.

CJ: I love fall. It’s the perfect sweater weather season
Henry: Isn’t that my sweater?
CJ: I think you mean
CJ: Our sweater

CJ: DIDNT YOU HAVE A PLAN?
Henry: I THOUGHT ADRENALINE WOULD TAKE OVER BUT IT DID NOT

Sarah: Can I get a waffle?
Dean and Henry: beating each other up
Sarah: Can I please get a waffle?

Simon: bursts into the room
Simon: WHO’S READY TO WATCH ME EAT A SHITTON OF CANDY CORN AND IMITATE A SUGAR COMA?
Henry: IT'S SEPTEMBER, YOU HEATHEN.

Henry, very beat up from a battle: Dean, you have wonderful eyes.
Dean: He’s lost his mind!

CJ: Ah Simon there you are. You speak Spanish right?
Simon: A little ? ...Why
CJ: Splendid! It’s Shakira night and Henry and I are tired of coming in second.
Simon:
Simon: I’ll get my keys

Henry: Hello my darling friends, guess who just got
Henry: ☆.。.:・°☆.。.:・INJURED °☆.。.:・°☆.。.:
Simon: Obviously I hope you're okay, but I want you to know that's the most in-character thing you've ever said.

CJ: I didn’t know you liked biking. I’ve only seen you ride a bike once
Henry: I existed before we met you know

CJ: I have one more teeny tiny request…
Henry: saying no to you causes me actual physical pain but go on

CJ: What’s the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Henry: the audacity

Henry: I'll get over it, I just need to be dramatic first.

Henry, texting: You
Henry: I’m taking you on a date when I get home
CJ: Where and why?
Henry: The city and because I want to
Henry: I haven’t been in a while
CJ: But I’m poor
Henry: It’s called a fucking date babe. I pay for you

Henry: Dean texted me “your adorable” so I texted him back and said “no, YOU’RE adorable”.
CJ: And?
Henry: And now we’re dating. We’ve been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like him so I’m not gonna say anything.

Dean: Synchronize your watches.
Henry: I don’t know how to do that.
CJ: I don’t have a watch.
Simon: Time is a construct.

Henry: Okay so we’re playing 2 truths and a lie.
Simon: Awesome, I’ll go first.
Simon: My eyes are blue
Simon: I have a little brother
Simon: And once when I stood up for my girlfriend, a guy told me to go to hell and stop stealing his friend and proceeded to pretend I didn't exist for several weeks and only talked to me when he told me to stop antagonizing him. He then continued to pretend I didn't exist unless it was convenient.
Dean: Okay Simon, but it's gotta be a little harder than that–
CJ: Their eyes are brown
Dean:
Dean: wHAT

Dean: banging on bathroom door Hurry up!
Henry: You can't rush perfection, Dean.
Dean: I’m not rushing perfection, I'm rushing you.

Madeline, holding Henry hostage: Give us $10,000 and we’ll give him back
Henry, offended: You think I’m only worth $10,000?!
Madeline: What?
Henry: Give me that takes megaphone
Henry: MAKE IT ONE BILLION DOLLARS
Dean, outside: HENRY, SHUT THE FUCK UP

Dean, drunk: If you water water, it grows.
Simon: ...what?
Henry, also drunk: Hold on, he’s onto something.

Henry: I only got five hours of sleep last night.
Simon: Ha, I only got three.
CJ: I didn't sleep at all.
Dean: stumbles into the kitchen, wearing stained sweatpants
Dean: pours coffee on the bottom of a mug
Dean: What day is it?

Simon: pure of heart, dumb of ass
Henry: pure of ass, dumb of heart
Dean: pure of dumb, thicc of ass
Logan: pure

Henry: My mom cried the day I was born. Because she knew she would never be better than me

explosion
Henry: Cas what did you do?!?
CJ: my best

Group of League Humans: Five things, five things, five things!
CJ: Five things you'd say in the bedroom!
Dean: Fuck!
Group of League Humans: One!
Henry: I'm ready!
Group of League Humans, laughing: Two!
Lucas: Where do I put it?
Group of League Humans, still laughing: Three!
Simon: Who the hell are you?
Group of League Humans: Four!
Noah: I'm not ready!
Group of League Humans: Five!

Henry: I'm sad:(
CJ: aw why?
Henry: I dunno, I just am.
CJ: say no more i'm on my way.
Henry: i love you🥺
VS
Simon: I'm sad:(
Dean: don’t be sad. bc sad backwards is das. and das not good.
Simon: can you like, shut the fuck up. please, that hurt. like a buttcheck on a stick kinda hurt.
Dean: shit that bad, I'm sorry babe.

Dean: What's your biggest weakness?
Henry: I can be uncooperative
Dean: Give me an example
Henry: No

Dean: Why do I keep you around
Henry: Because the alternate would be developing a conscience of your own

Henry: Who needs drugs? I'm high on life.
Lucas: Who needs life? I'm high on drugs.
CJ: Who needs high? I'm drug on life.
Asia: Who drugs high? I'm life on needs!
Chloe: Hi, I'm drugs, who— bursts out laughing
Simon with their finger guns: Life on needs.
Jason in the corner: Who needs drugs? Me.

Henry: I guess you could say I fell for you.
CJ: You fell down seven flights of stairs, how are you even alive?

Dean: This has been the stupidest five minutes of my life.
Henry: Your face is the stupidest five minutes of my life.
Dean: ...that doesn't make sense.
Henry: Your face doesn't make sense.
Dean: ...still...no sense.

Dean: Henry, it's not our fault you always get kidnapped.
Henry: I do not ALWAYS get kidnapped! pouts I can't believe you'd say that to me.

Simon: favorite horror movie?
Dean: The Shining.
Henry: IT
CJ: After watching High School Musical I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics.

Simon: So how's parenthood treating you?
Dean: Good. I didn’t expect this much crying though
Simon: Don’t worry it’s normal for babies
Dean: what? The baby’s fine. I was talking about Henry
Henry, sobbing from the nursery: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

CJ: Thanks for dinner
Henry I thought you paid
CJ:
Henry:
Henry: Guess we won’t be going back there

Dean: I despise you. Leave me alone
Henry: I would if you would stop holding my hand-

Henry: I hate seeing you like this
Dean: Like How???
Henry: in person

Henry: Pro Tip! Refer to all your mistakes as “Artistic Choices”.

Henry: If I died, how much would you miss me?
Dean: It’s cute how you think death can get you out of this relationship.

CJ: It’s pride month, you know what that means?
Henry: I get to eat as many skittles as I want?
Simon: What? No. What has Dean been telling you?
Dean, walking in, pouring skittles in his mouth: Taste the rainbow, bitch.

Dean: So what’s your type?
Henry: Cute, brown hair, green eyes, a little dumb, funny.
Dean: That kinda sounds like me, too bad I’m not a girl.
Henry: I mentioned dumb, right?
Dean: Yeah.
Henry: Just making sure.

Henry: CJ, come cuddle
CJ, disposing of a rude person: Give me a few minutes to finish this
CJ, notification goes off: Why does this notification say ‘Henry Morgan is single’?
Henry: you know why

CJ: The quickest way to a guy's heart is through the fourth and fifth rib.
Henry: slowly backs away

Henry: Red carpet. My entire apartment is red carpet. On top of that, leading into my bedroom, a second red carpet. Oh, what’s this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I’m walking on red carpet.

Simon: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
CJ: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Dean: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Henry: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day

Dean: I think Henry was right.
CJ: I'm surprised he hasn’t marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
CJ: He wouldn't do that.
Henry: You're right, CJ. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Henry: turns around, the shirt he’s wearing says ‘Henry Told You So' on the back

Henry : Wake me up…
CJ: Before you go-go!
Dean : When September ends…
Simon: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

Henry: screams
Dean: screams louder to establish dominance
CJ: Should we do something?
Simon: No, I want to see who wins.

Simon helping CJ out after they get injured, while the others are watching
Dean: How does Jordan look?
Henry: A little better than you, actually.

Simon, setting down a card: Ace of spades
CJ, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Henry, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Dean, trembling: What are we playing

Dean: Can I be frank with you guys?
CJ: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Simon: Can I still be Simon?
Henry: Shh, let Frank speak.

Simon: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
CJ: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Dean : Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!
Henry: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Simon: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

Henry: Pick a card, any card.
Dean: Fine.
Henry: “Any card” did not include my credit card, kindly hand that back.

Dean: Henry, you know I tolerate you, but what you just said would cause a massive change in my life, so I kinda hate you right now, and shut your dirty mouth.
Lucas: I don’t know Dean-o, he might have a point
Dean: Don’t you start Lucas. I have plenty of hate to go around.

Henry after talking to Dean: We talked about bags and the first thing that popped into his head was body bags.

Henry: Grr, I’m Hemingway, I’m macho because I like men!

Henry: Don’t go into a furniture store and ask for the furniture of love.

Simon: Oh Jesus.
Henry: WHERE?!

Henry after excessive drinking: One, two, purple triangle. That’s MY favorite alphabet

Dean: I almost drowned
Henry, not listening: that’s good
Dean: …did you just say it’s good I almost drowned?
Henry: yes

Henry, joking: Don’t talk to them.
Dean, also joking: What did you just say?
Henry: I said don’t talk to them.
Dean: Don’t tell me not to talk to Simon… I will absorb you.

Henry: fuck you
Dean: I will fuck you

Henry about CJ: baby girl. No. Baby they. Non-binary infant.

Henry: what did you do before you got here
Simon: I cried
Henry: oh! Do you need a hug
Simon, in a bad southern accent: yeah

Henry: These dumplings are better than sex.
Cj: I wouldn’t know.
Henry: I can prove it to you.

Henry: I hate when people ask what sign I am. I’m a sign from God. Start running.

Simon: I left notes for everyone this morning before leaving.
Henry: mine just says “don’t”
Simon: I wanted that to be applied to everything

Dean: It's nice to be wanted, you know?
Henry: not by the law!

Henry: We dream of summertime in the winter. We yearn for winter in the summer. What fatal flaw have the gods injected into the human psyche? Why must we always strive for the things furthest from us?
CJ: …are you okay?
Henry: My feet are cold.

Henry, pulling Cj out of battle: It’s not your time to die yet, Cas.
Cj: It’s never my time to die.

Henry: no man should be forced to wiggle against his will

Henry drunk texting Dean: Dean I’m being kidnapped, I don’t know where I am or where they’re taking me. Plz send help
Dean, checking his phone & turning around in the driver’s seat. It’s me, dumbass, I’m driving you home.

CJ: How high are you?
Simon, who got the rest of Crayon Box high: Yes.
Henry: I’m great! How are you?
Dean: 6’1”.

Dean: Until I fell in love with Henry, I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
Simon: So you were gay and then realized you were even more gay.

Henry: I’m gonna prank him by calling him Dean.
CJ: I don’t get it, his name is Dean.
Dean: walks around the corner
Henry: Hey Dean.
Dean:
Henry: Dean?
Dean: …are you mad at me?
Henry: Oh no, I’m sorry, love, c’mere darlin’.

Henry: You're right.
Dean: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Sarah: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Cj: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Henry: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Simon: edible

Dean: says something mildly egotistical
Madeline: Oh Hotshot, always has to be on top.
Simon, CJ, & Henry: laughing in the corner

Henry: Those aren’t bisexual lights you’re being pulled over

Dean: This is gonna be the worst weekend
Henry:
Henry: It’s tuesday

Henry, texting: Are you in the bathroom with the lights off
Dean, texting: why do you care
Dean, texting: I’m a grown man

Cj, high: The magic school bus could be in your lower intestine and you’d never know.
Henry: Cas please it’s 3 am.

Henry: I could fix him but whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier.

Peter: Listen here, pretty boy—
Henry: You think I’m pretty?
Peter: It’s an INSULT, idiot.
Henry: You think being pretty is an insult? Oh honey, who hurt you?
— an hour later —
Peter, crying: And then my father threw out all my dolls-
Henry, patting his arm: Let it out, let it out.