"Nerds can also be Androids," She called, walking to her bed and laying down to relax, "Androids who are a pain in the ass." All she wanted was for the familiar fuzzy feeling to come back to her head, though it was taking painfully longer than she wanted.
Zev stopped in the doorway, blue eyes studying her. All other androids had black eyes. But not him. "No, we are not a pain in the ass. How can we be? The only time an android is likely to cause pain in the ass, is if you have intercourse with one."
Thesa's face flushed and she rolled her eyes, "I meant a metaphorical pain in the ass, not a literal one. In the metaphorical sense, yes you are, very frequently." She glanced over at him as she continued to drink, drumming her fingers against the bottle.
Zev steepled his fingers into a triangle, studying her as if she were a puzzle that his computer couldn't figure out. And well…she sort of was. "Would you prefer I were a literal pain in the ass?" he asked quizzically.
"Nope," She said immediately, "That doesn't sound pleasant in any way." Her blush deepened as well and in return, so she didn't have to talk anymore, she once again drank. One of her arms moved until it was functioning as a pillow of sorts behind her head.
Zev blinked. "It would be. I have been programmed with all the same knowledge as my predecessors, which means I know all the right positions to maximize your pleasure." He replied seriously.
"I don't want anything in my ass, no matter how pleasurable you say it would be," She replied, looking over at him and thanking whatever being was looking over her for the now much more pronounced buzz from the alcohol, "No butt stuff, period."
(i have never wanted to knock sense into one of my own characters more)
Zev nodded slowly. "Ah, I see. But the fact remains that I have the capability for any position you could imagine, and some that you probably can't." He shrugged a little.
(XDXD I can honestly say this is one of the most hilariously frustrating scenes I've ever rped and never thought I would ever come across.)
"Congratulations, want a gold star?" She said, clearly sarcastic as she rolled her eyes and repeated again, "I don't really care. No. Butt. Stuff." She almost couldn't believe that Zev wouldn't drop the topic and that he was living up to his reputation to her so far as a metaphorical pain in her backside.
(XD Zev is just so….so clueless lol)
Zev cocked his head slightly. "But it doesn't have to be the butt. Didn't I specify that?" He frowned. "Ah, I didn't. But it doesn't have to be."
(Frustratingly so XD)
Her cheeks grew more red and she huffed, taking another drink before answering, "Zev. I don't care. I'm not going to have intercourse with you, I'm not in the mood, and even if I was I would still say no. Now, off the topic." She said, watching the blue eyed Android with a pointed look to see if he was going to continue this conversation.
Zev nodded. "Alright." He replied calmly, and sat down. "What would you rather talk about, then?"
"Anything besides what we were just talking about," She snorted, draining the rest of her bottle and sighing. With puppy dog eyes, she looked over at him and shook her empty bottle, "First though, you should go get me another drink, pretty please."
"And just where do you think I'm getting you a drink from?" Zev asked, raising an eyebrow. For a moment, his voice and expression was so…so human. And then it was gone again, that spark of…of something.
Thesa rolled her eyes, dropping the puppy dog look and glancing to the other room, "On the counter? I brought a few bottles, you just have to go grab it for me." For a moment he sounded so human and she was slightly shocked, though she played it off as the drink kicking in and not the fact that he had sounded and looked crazy humanlike for a moment.
Zev rolled his eyes. He grabbed a bottle and held it out to her, expressionless. "You aren't allowed to do this the night before we meet Alexi."
"No really, I was going to go ham and get wasted," She replied, her voice dripping with sarcasm again as she grabbed the bottle.
Zev blinked, looking at her for a long moment. "That was sarcasm, correct?"
Thesa twisted the cap off of the bottle as she answered, looking over at him, "Yes Zev, that was sarcasm, I won't get drunk before we meet Alexi." Once again the bottle traveled to her mouth and she started drinking, not really paying attention to Zev unless he said something.
Zev nodded slowly, and sat down. He was unused to deciphering the nuances of human speech, and was attempting to rectify that by learning what different tonalities sounded like.
After a few minutes, the silence became too much for even Thesa to bear and she let out a sigh, looking over at Zev, "So, what is Alexi like? Just so I know a little background knowledge."
"Smart." Zev replied slowly, going through his memories of Alexi and trying to pick out characteristics that a human would recognize and admire. "He is polite, and a gentleman. He knows more about androids than anyone else I have heard of."
"Ah, so I should be on my best behavior when we meet him?" She asked, already knowing the answer to the question, "Maybe ask a few geeky questions and seem really interested in the answers?"
"You should be…genuine." Zev replied slowly, cocking his head to one side as he looked at her. "I like you because you can't lie to me, Zev. You'll always be real with me." He could remember Alexi saying many things like that.
She sucked in a small breath and raised an eyebrow, "I'm not sure that's the best idea, genuine me might not get along really well with him. I'll just try to be polite and nice, try not to freak out at actually meeting my idol."