Did you not just hear that attack on my girl Hermione?
YEET 👏 HER 👏 OUT 👏 THE 👏 WINDOW

I’m gonna get the hell outta here!

GO ASK YOUR CLEANING LADY FOR THE VACUUM AND USE IT TO SUCK THE CHILD INTO IT

I’m gonna get the hell outta here!

YES QUEEN PULL A BOYFRIEND
_{I'm still not over that Lori}

She watching me do homework. Yes. You’ve heard me right. I’ve resorted to doing homework. Yeah. Times are tough.

Cleaning lady… :T
Sacrifice the child to uh, something. MAKE HER SELL YOU HER SOUL! (If you need instructions for that, I'm your gal.)

_{I'm still not over that Lori}

Quite sorry (not really lmao)

OOH WATCH BUZZFEED UNSOLVED AND CREEP HER OUT
plus Buzzfeed Unsolved is the bestttt

WATCH LIFE OF LUXURY AND GIVE HER NIGHTMARES OF STALKERS

YES

HELP

What's wrong?

Nothings working. It didn’t creep her out. She said. Ooohhh. Murder.

Okay. I'm gonna link a video. You're gonna show it to her, ok?

She just whispered in my ear “I know your secret and I’m not afraid to tell it.” Now saves asking why my parents got married and I’m like scram kiddo.

DUDE

FORGET ABOUT YEETING HER, YEET YOURSELF

IF THIS DOESNT SCARE HER IM SORRY BUT NOTHING WILL.

LORELAI INSERT LAST NAME HERE WTF

I'M ALREADY ON EDGE FROM THE BUZZFEED UNSOLVED EPISODE I'M WATCHING
WHY

THE THUMBNAIL WAS JUST BLACK SO I WAS LIKE "OKAY, COOL," AND THEN SUDDENLY BAM!!!!!! WHAT THE FRICK FRACK TIC TAC QUARTERBACK GUY NAMED JACK

Make her watch Shane Dawson conspiracy theories.

OH HONEY HORROR IS MY LIFE

But it's actually a really good video! It gave me nightmares, and that's saying something. Plus? It's for a good cause, so watch it.

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