I've had several fellow flutists suggest we
- Make a titanium flute and
- Attach a knife to the end. To stab people with. Particularly a certain saxophone player
My crush plays the saxophone! Stab a clarinet. Their obnoxious.
orchesta kid here, i've got a pokey cello endpin i usually murder violinists with if yall need a hand
Your so nice to offer. I might take you up on that! 😊
OK HEY HEY US VIOLINISTS DESERVE A CHANCE AT LIFE
I've had several fellow flutists suggest we
- Make a titanium flute and
- Attach a knife to the end. To stab people with. Particularly a certain saxophone player
My crush plays the saxophone! Stab a clarinet. Their obnoxious.
orchesta kid here, i've got a pokey cello endpin i usually murder violinists with if yall need a hand
I'm a violinist! Please feel free to murder me
Lol. You’ve lived. But let’s kill the clarinets.
OK HEY HEY US VIOLINISTS DESERVE A CHANCE AT LIFE
UHM NOT IF YOU'RE THE ONE DOUCHEBAG WHO CHEATED ON MY BEST FRIEND AND NEVER LOVED HER AND TOYED WITH HER EMOTIONS FOR TWO YEARS :)
Oh my gods are you condoning my murder?
OK HEY HEY US VIOLINISTS DESERVE A CHANCE AT LIFE
UHM NOT IF YOU'RE THE ONE DOUCHEBAG WHO CHEATED ON MY BEST FRIEND AND NEVER LOVED HER AND TOYED WITH HER EMOTIONS FOR TWO YEARS :)
WELL I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT
YEAH SO YOU GET LIFE
there were three violins to murder and ember got two of them and the other is the douche so you're not on the list don't worry
I'm so concerned for everyone on this site.
Including myself, but that's beside the point.
I’ve always been concerned for myself.
HOLD UP I HEARD ORCHESTRA?
OK HEY HEY US VIOLINISTS DESERVE A CHANCE AT LIFE
flipping violinists tryna make themselves look like the victim incoherent muttering freaking melody snatchers hogging all of the piece and their goshdarn E-string making all the players deaf
OK HEY HEY US VIOLINISTS DESERVE A CHANCE AT LIFE
flipping violinists tryna make themselves look like the victim incoherent muttering freaking melody snatchers hogging all of the piece and their goshdarn E-string making all the players deaf
violist, i presume?
freaking cellist, having the exact same strings yet somehow also getting the melody more incoherent muttering
yes. i am a loaded ball of salt.
I feel so fucking attacked right now jesus christ I CHOSE THIS INSTRUMENT WHEN I WAS TEN OKAY
I almost chose violin but I realized the better choice was the FLUTE
I almost chose violin but I realized the better choice was the FLUTE
STRINGS UNITE. IT'S A BAND MEMBER.
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