forum The Roodeness Shenanigans

Started May 27, 2020 by Deleted user

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Question, would you donate the non-essential body parts to cannibals, Jyn Jyn?

Question, would you donate the non-essential body parts to cannibals, Jyn Jyn?

I thought you said sell and I was like "understandable" but you said donate so now I'm concerned

You're gonna get tortured and killed because your boyfriend's friends wanted to know what it was like to murder someone

Sorry I can't hear you over the rustic mountain breeze

Rip ig. I'm not coming to your funeral tho

Duh, cuz you'll be reanimating my corpse.

Absolutely not, I warned you so you can stay dead

Question, would you donate the non-essential body parts to cannibals, Jyn Jyn?

I thought you said sell and I was like "understandable" but you said donate so now I'm concerned

We're friends, I would let some mad scientist have the rest of the body if I get some munchables

Question, would you donate the non-essential body parts to cannibals, Jyn Jyn?

I thought you said sell and I was like "understandable" but you said donate so now I'm concerned

We're friends, I would let some mad scientist have the rest of the body if I get some munchables

Eh, sure

You can have my appendix. I'd offer you my tonsils but those are already long gone.

Cool thanks, there's a couple good recipes with appendixs in 'em

Iron Chef lookin a bit different today.

wOW omg you're so funny
I mean this in the nicest way possible, but not everything is about you. Like its not your fault my dude

yeah ik, this is just like the only time I've had an opportunity to use that lol

Me: Trump literally has the iq of a potato
My friend: He literally is a potato! A sweet potato, because he's orange!!

The perfect analogy doesn't exi–

nah, sweet potatoes are delicious and orange man bad lol

i hate sweet potatoes ngl but ur absolutely right

Alright. Nevada won't call till the 12th, but the majority of their votes will be reported this weekend. Georgia has a 0.3% gap with Trump in the lead, and Pennsylvania has a 2% Trump lead, but some dems say it's theirs. Even if Trump wins all the states who haven't called yet, it'll still come down to Nevada.

REED
GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND

fuckin Nevada

REED
GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND

TEETH? WAS IT HUMAN TEETH?!

REED
GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND

TEETH? WAS IT HUMAN TEETH?!

IT'S BETTER THAN TEETH

Pelvic bones?

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GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND

TEETH? WAS IT HUMAN TEETH?!

IT'S BETTER THAN TEETH

HUMAN BONES?! A DECAPITATED HEAD?! A CUT OFF PENIS OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?!

REED
GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND

TEETH? WAS IT HUMAN TEETH?!

IT'S BETTER THAN TEETH

HUMAN BONES?! A DECAPITATED HEAD?! A CUT OFF PENIS OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?!

NO
IT'S A BIRD SKULL

REED
GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND

TEETH? WAS IT HUMAN TEETH?!

IT'S BETTER THAN TEETH

HUMAN BONES?! A DECAPITATED HEAD?! A CUT OFF PENIS OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?!

NO
IT'S A BIRD SKULL

GASP?!
GIMMIE
I WILL ACTUALLY SEND YOU MY ADRESS TO SEND THAT SKULL TO ME

Alright. Nevada won't call till the 12th, but the majority of their votes will be reported this weekend. Georgia has a 0.3% gap with Trump in the lead, and Pennsylvania has a 2% Trump lead, but some dems say it's theirs. Even if Trump wins all the states who haven't called yet, it'll still come down to Nevada.

2020 really said "let's make Eva's anxiety even worse" huh