forum The Roodeness Shenanigans

Started May 27, 2020 by Deleted user

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oh yeah no doubt
she's just been claimed as an unofficial patron saint of LGBT+ Christians so i listed her

you also have zero proof at all that she wasn't gay in some aspect lmao. i simply don't see why it's an issue for christian queer people to imagine that these figures that are already important to them as similar to them in other aspects

that's exactly it lmao, it's unofficial and it's important to people so

So apparently my sister just got yelled at by a Karen for using crutches in a hobby lobby?!
apparently it’s “offensive to disabled people” to use crutches when you “don’t need them”
I haven’t wanted to slap a bish this badly in so long
Like?!?!
Talking about being offensive to disabled people but then yelling “WHAT is WRONG WITH YOU?” at a socially anxious teenager in public because her health conditions aren’t as visible?! The fecking nerve…
my sister just walked to the other line cause she didn’t want to deal with it, but man if I were in that position I would’ve been throwing some hands. or crutches.

And, of course when my mom read the texts to my dad his first response was “she’s definitely a democrat, no republican would be that stupid” because obviously that’s the most important thing here

Ugh I can't stand Karens

Oh my lord

"No republican would be that stupid" is a deliciously ironic sentence

Bros I gotta be rude to societal norms, I'm pissed at what people consider "normal clothes"
So:
fishnets don't make you a ✨ whore ✨

Gonna be rude to my cat, I love her but she always gets herself tangled in my headphones during my online classes.

So apparently my sister just got yelled at by a Karen for using crutches in a hobby lobby?!
apparently it’s “offensive to disabled people” to use crutches when you “don’t need them”
I haven’t wanted to slap a bish this badly in so long
Like?!?!
Talking about being offensive to disabled people but then yelling “WHAT is WRONG WITH YOU?” at a socially anxious teenager in public because her health conditions aren’t as visible?! The fecking nerve…
my sister just walked to the other line cause she didn’t want to deal with it, but man if I were in that position I would’ve been throwing some hands. or crutches.

And, of course when my mom read the texts to my dad his first response was “she’s definitely a democrat, no republican would be that stupid” because obviously that’s the most important thing here

Your dad is insane, that's one of the most republican things I've ever heard

I love how as I grow as a writer, my main characters just become more awful. I genuinely don't even know if I can call Tabitha an anti-hero or if she's just a straight-up villain protagonist.

Y'ALL
VARY YOUR FUCKING ROUTINES
DON'T LEAVE YOUR HOUSE AT THE SAME TIME EVERY DAY AND TAKE THE SAME ROUTE AND GO TO THE SAME PLACES EVERY DAY
THAT'S HOW YOU GET MURDERED
Stop leaving your house at 6:34 every weekday and then going to the same Starbucks and then work and then home again. Spice it up and teach your sons not to stalk and kill people

Y'ALL
VARY YOUR FUCKING ROUTINES
DON'T LEAVE YOUR HOUSE AT THE SAME TIME EVERY DAY AND TAKE THE SAME ROUTE AND GO TO THE SAME PLACES EVERY DAY
THAT'S HOW YOU GET MURDERED
Stop leaving your house at 6:34 every weekday and then going to the same Starbucks and then work and then home again. Spice it up and teach your sons not to stalk and kill people

Are you good? Did someone try to kill you? I feel like this message is too specific lol

Y'ALL
VARY YOUR FUCKING ROUTINES
DON'T LEAVE YOUR HOUSE AT THE SAME TIME EVERY DAY AND TAKE THE SAME ROUTE AND GO TO THE SAME PLACES EVERY DAY
THAT'S HOW YOU GET MURDERED
Stop leaving your house at 6:34 every weekday and then going to the same Starbucks and then work and then home again. Spice it up and teach your sons not to stalk and kill people

Are you good? Did someone try to kill you? I feel like this message is too specific lol

No, I'm fine. Just endlessly paranoid

FAiR enOUGh

The murder technique that's always on my mind is how sometimes they'll make noises outside of your house, like ruffle window shutters or brush branches on the walls so they can lure you out of your home to shank you

NOT IF I FUCKING SHANK THEM FIRST

or the baby crying recording, or a woman asking for help

or using an actual woman to go to your door and ask to use your phone/or ask you to come look at her car/let her in

or the baby crying recording, or a woman asking for help

or using an actual woman to go to your door and ask to use your phone/or ask you to come look at her car/let her in

more reasons I avoid children and don't trust women
just kidding, just kidding

or the baby crying recording, or a woman asking for help

or using an actual woman to go to your door and ask to use your phone/or ask you to come look at her car/let her in

more reasons I avoid children and don't trust women
just kidding, just kidding

cough

nah fam the trick is children are icky and just avoid women you don't know when it's the middle of the night unless you're seeking help yourself

And stop trusting people just because it's a couple or they have a kid or kid shit in their car

Fuck it, trust no one

All of this could be avoided if you just carried a sword around, like the olden days

Don't even trust yourself.

Don't trust air