Also I would love to rewrite 50 Shades as a thriller but that would require reading the books and I'd rather not.
guy tricks girl into bdsm contract despite being her employer. proceeds to then break said contract repeatedly. doesn't want to date her but she cant date anyone. i think there's like an action climax but if there is its so far from important that i dont care
watch dominic noble's videos on the series
Dude I LOVE Dominic Noble, he's one of my favorite YouTubers!!!
And this, sages, ladies, and gentlemen, is why I have withheld my irrational but stubborn dislike for overhyped ya books. I've sworn to never read them, and I have yet to do so to this day.
Harry Potter is still iffy on whether or not it's worth it to buy all the books
its not and i could literally send you the entire series
Also I would love to rewrite 50 Shades as a thriller but that would require reading the books and I'd rather not.
Do that. You don't need to read the books, just watch videos of people reading them. Everything's so dull and bland that it doesn't really matter anyway
sOOme things aren't bland though if ya know what I meanI mean, from the dozens of videos I've seen on it, even the yiff scenes are bland
eVaAaAa ThEyRe NoT sUpPoSeD tO bE vAnIlLa
Also I would love to rewrite 50 Shades as a thriller but that would require reading the books and I'd rather not.
guy tricks girl into bdsm contract despite being her employer. proceeds to then break said contract repeatedly. doesn't want to date her but she cant date anyone. i think there's like an action climax but if there is its so far from important that i dont care
watch dominic noble's videos on the series
Dude I LOVE Dominic Noble, he's one of my favorite YouTubers!!!
he's so funny lmao and gives me our dom vibes just a bit
also my mouth is bleeding and blood tastes so gross how do vampires do it
And this, sages, ladies, and gentlemen, is why I have withheld my irrational but stubborn dislike for overhyped ya books. I've sworn to never read them, and I have yet to do so to this day.
Harry Potter is still iffy on whether or not it's worth it to buy all the books
I haven't read Harry Potter and people are always like "omg you have to they're the besttttt" but at this point, with everything JKR has done? Nah. I don't feel the need to when there are so many much much better books out there
Also I would love to rewrite 50 Shades as a thriller but that would require reading the books and I'd rather not.
guy tricks girl into bdsm contract despite being her employer. proceeds to then break said contract repeatedly. doesn't want to date her but she cant date anyone. i think there's like an action climax but if there is its so far from important that i dont care
watch dominic noble's videos on the series
Dude I LOVE Dominic Noble, he's one of my favorite YouTubers!!!
he's so funny lmao and gives me our dom vibes just a bit
also my mouth is bleeding and blood tastes so gross how do vampires do it
Yess I've been trying to get Dom to watch him for months!!
Also I would love to rewrite 50 Shades as a thriller but that would require reading the books and I'd rather not.
Do that. You don't need to read the books, just watch videos of people reading them. Everything's so dull and bland that it doesn't really matter anyway
sOOme things aren't bland though if ya know what I meanI mean, from the dozens of videos I've seen on it, even the yiff scenes are bland
eVaAaAa ThEyRe NoT sUpPoSeD tO bE vAnIlLa
You need to be a good writer to write interesting sex scenes. I'd rather read about paint drying.
And this, sages, ladies, and gentlemen, is why I have withheld my irrational but stubborn dislike for overhyped ya books. I've sworn to never read them, and I have yet to do so to this day.
Harry Potter is still iffy on whether or not it's worth it to buy all the books
its not and i could literally send you the entire series
Hopefully not all at once because that'd be one heavy package
also my mouth is bleeding and blood tastes so gross how do vampires do it
:O
Blood tastes wonderful, excuse you.
And this, sages, ladies, and gentlemen, is why I have withheld my irrational but stubborn dislike for overhyped ya books. I've sworn to never read them, and I have yet to do so to this day.
Harry Potter is still iffy on whether or not it's worth it to buy all the books
I haven't read Harry Potter and people are always like "omg you have to they're the besttttt" but at this point, with everything JKR has done? Nah. I don't feel the need to when there are so many much much better books out there
They're not that good. It's something you have to read as a child so you have nostalgia for them, not something like Percy Jackson that you can be old and reading them for the first time and enjoy them. Because Uncle Rick is an infinitely better author. But you can pry my Harry Potter merch out of my cold, dead hands because some of that is cool as heck
And this, sages, ladies, and gentlemen, is why I have withheld my irrational but stubborn dislike for overhyped ya books. I've sworn to never read them, and I have yet to do so to this day.
Harry Potter is still iffy on whether or not it's worth it to buy all the books
its not and i could literally send you the entire series
Ghsjjf
I still have too many books to read yet
And this, sages, ladies, and gentlemen, is why I have withheld my irrational but stubborn dislike for overhyped ya books. I've sworn to never read them, and I have yet to do so to this day.
Harry Potter is still iffy on whether or not it's worth it to buy all the books
its not and i could literally send you the entire series
Hopefully not all at once because that'd be one heavy package
It'd be a heavy package even one at a time
And this, sages, ladies, and gentlemen, is why I have withheld my irrational but stubborn dislike for overhyped ya books. I've sworn to never read them, and I have yet to do so to this day.
Harry Potter is still iffy on whether or not it's worth it to buy all the books
I haven't read Harry Potter and people are always like "omg you have to they're the besttttt" but at this point, with everything JKR has done? Nah. I don't feel the need to when there are so many much much better books out there
They're not that good. It's something you have to read as a child so you have nostalgia for them, not something like Percy Jackson that you can be old and reading them for the first time and enjoy them. Because Uncle Rick is an infinitely better author. But you can pry my Harry Potter merch out of my cold, dead hands because some of that is cool as heck
Honestly some of the new Percy Jackson stuff is kinda "meh" but I'm still gonna read them because I've been reading them since I was like 12. Harry Potter just was never something I really…wanted to read. Like, I wasn't allowed during the six month period I actually wanted to, and then the vast majority of the rest of the time, I don't give a shit about it
And this, sages, ladies, and gentlemen, is why I have withheld my irrational but stubborn dislike for overhyped ya books. I've sworn to never read them, and I have yet to do so to this day.
Harry Potter is still iffy on whether or not it's worth it to buy all the books
I haven't read Harry Potter and people are always like "omg you have to they're the besttttt" but at this point, with everything JKR has done? Nah. I don't feel the need to when there are so many much much better books out there
They're not that good. It's something you have to read as a child so you have nostalgia for them, not something like Percy Jackson that you can be old and reading them for the first time and enjoy them. Because Uncle Rick is an infinitely better author. But you can pry my Harry Potter merch out of my cold, dead hands because some of that is cool as heck
I love the last four books but honestly a big teenage revelation is that I don't love Harry Potter as much as I thought I did (and that I prefer Fantastic Beasts lmao)
Like, it's a good series but it doesn't have the staying power for me that The Hunger Games, Illuminae, and The Diviners do for me.
Also I would love to rewrite 50 Shades as a thriller but that would require reading the books and I'd rather not.
Do that. You don't need to read the books, just watch videos of people reading them. Everything's so dull and bland that it doesn't really matter anyway
sOOme things aren't bland though if ya know what I meanI mean, from the dozens of videos I've seen on it, even the yiff scenes are bland
eVaAaAa ThEyRe NoT sUpPoSeD tO bE vAnIlLa
You need to be a good writer to write interesting sex scenes. I'd rather read about paint drying.
Fair but I'm pretty sure you'd also rather read about paint drying over well written and interesting sex scenes at least I would
And this, sages, ladies, and gentlemen, is why I have withheld my irrational but stubborn dislike for overhyped ya books. I've sworn to never read them, and I have yet to do so to this day.
Harry Potter is still iffy on whether or not it's worth it to buy all the books
its not and i could literally send you the entire series
Hopefully not all at once because that'd be one heavy package
It'd be a heavy package even one at a time
Eh, they don't get dummy thicc til the fourth book. If they're softcover you should be fine.
https://www.popsugar.com/love/50-Shades-Darker-Sex-Excerpts-41205070
let's play a fun game called which excerpt describes how sex DOESN'T work
Also I would love to rewrite 50 Shades as a thriller but that would require reading the books and I'd rather not.
Do that. You don't need to read the books, just watch videos of people reading them. Everything's so dull and bland that it doesn't really matter anyway
sOOme things aren't bland though if ya know what I meanI mean, from the dozens of videos I've seen on it, even the yiff scenes are bland
eVaAaAa ThEyRe NoT sUpPoSeD tO bE vAnIlLa
You need to be a good writer to write interesting sex scenes. I'd rather read about paint drying.
Fair but I'm pretty sure you'd also rather read about paint drying over well written and interesting sex scenes
at least I would
Depends on if I like the characters involved (and if the writing is decent. E.L. James wouldn't know good writing if it slapped her in the face)
And this, sages, ladies, and gentlemen, is why I have withheld my irrational but stubborn dislike for overhyped ya books. I've sworn to never read them, and I have yet to do so to this day.
Harry Potter is still iffy on whether or not it's worth it to buy all the books
I haven't read Harry Potter and people are always like "omg you have to they're the besttttt" but at this point, with everything JKR has done? Nah. I don't feel the need to when there are so many much much better books out there
They're not that good. It's something you have to read as a child so you have nostalgia for them, not something like Percy Jackson that you can be old and reading them for the first time and enjoy them. Because Uncle Rick is an infinitely better author. But you can pry my Harry Potter merch out of my cold, dead hands because some of that is cool as heck
Honestly some of the new Percy Jackson stuff is kinda "meh" but I'm still gonna read them because I've been reading them since I was like 12. Harry Potter just was never something I really…wanted to read. Like, I wasn't allowed during the six month period I actually wanted to, and then the vast majority of the rest of the time, I don't give a shit about it
True having difficulty getting through the new stuff, oop but the first series is chef's kiss and I'd still rather read ToA than read HP at this point without having read it before. Maybe even rereading it tbh
Also the Harry Potter LEGO sets are excellent (except for the stupid joints in 2010 Hogwarts that break whenever you pick it up :[) and LEGO Ginny (the 2010 one) is adorable. The new face they gave her is not.
Okay but like if anyone actually wants to rewrite shitty books with me….I'm down.
Let's do it
We'll start a PM where it's like a book club but we read the book, talk about what needs to be fixed, and do it
And this, sages, ladies, and gentlemen, is why I have withheld my irrational but stubborn dislike for overhyped ya books. I've sworn to never read them, and I have yet to do so to this day.
Harry Potter is still iffy on whether or not it's worth it to buy all the books
I haven't read Harry Potter and people are always like "omg you have to they're the besttttt" but at this point, with everything JKR has done? Nah. I don't feel the need to when there are so many much much better books out there
They're not that good. It's something you have to read as a child so you have nostalgia for them, not something like Percy Jackson that you can be old and reading them for the first time and enjoy them. Because Uncle Rick is an infinitely better author. But you can pry my Harry Potter merch out of my cold, dead hands because some of that is cool as heck
Honestly some of the new Percy Jackson stuff is kinda "meh" but I'm still gonna read them because I've been reading them since I was like 12. Harry Potter just was never something I really…wanted to read. Like, I wasn't allowed during the six month period I actually wanted to, and then the vast majority of the rest of the time, I don't give a shit about it
True
having difficulty getting through the new stuff, oopbut the first series is chef's kiss and I'd still rather read ToA than read HP at this point without having read it before. Maybe even rereading it tbh
Yeahh Trials of Apollo isn't the greatest. Magnus Chase was awesome tho
I wanna be part of the PM! I can't do the writing because I don't have the motivation, but I'll help!
I read the first ToA and never had the desire to read the others. Partially because I'm in denial about
But also because it was just wasn't interesting enough to me. Iirc, Apollo was too whiny for my taste.