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@Althalosian-is-the-father book

Why do you females wear heels when you have a choice not to?

  1. they make me tall
  2. in an emergency they can be very painful weapons, especially against males
  3. keeps you elevated away from any creepy spiders
  4. great excuse not to dance or walk or even move away from the snack table at parties
  5. sometimes look nice

However all of these things could also be accomplished by walking on 18 inch tin can stilts so I say heels are bs and we should all take the clearly superior option

Hmm. Do as you wish. I don't wear heels so I have no dog in the war.

@HighPockets group

I'm not big into heels, I prefer wedges
I wear wedge heels like once a year, usually for the Easter Vigil which means I'm wearing heels for like….3 hours straight at night lol
I also like being firmly on the ground

@Musical_Queen

Why do you females wear heels when you have a choice not to?

Bold of you to assume I had a choice to wear them. It was wedding and the assigned shoes were a tan 6" heel

@Pickles group

Why do you females wear heels when you have a choice not to?

Bold of you to assume I had a choice to wear them. It was wedding and the assigned shoes were a tan 6" heel

You can definitely take off shoes at weddings but sure okay

@croccin-champagne

Why do you females wear heels when you have a choice not to?

Bold of you to assume I had a choice to wear them. It was wedding and the assigned shoes were a tan 6" heel

You can definitely take off shoes at weddings but sure okay

i did. i took mine off cause i was running around the whole time

@croccin-champagne

Also Crocs we like…lowkey look similar? If my face was more round than oval and if my hair was shorter

ah yes, my classic c i r c l e face. cut your hair we can match dghsjk

@HighPockets group

Why do you females wear heels when you have a choice not to?

Bold of you to assume I had a choice to wear them. It was wedding and the assigned shoes were a tan 6" heel

You can definitely take off shoes at weddings but sure okay

i did. i took mine off cause i was running around the whole time

Especially if the ceremony's done
No one cares what you wear (or don't wear) then

@Pickles group

Why do you females wear heels when you have a choice not to?

Bold of you to assume I had a choice to wear them. It was wedding and the assigned shoes were a tan 6" heel

You can definitely take off shoes at weddings but sure okay

i did. i took mine off cause i was running around the whole time

Especially if the ceremony's done
No one cares what you wear (or don't wear) then

One of the last times I was at a wedding, I literally changed into jeans and people were more upset about the fact that I had chicken strips and they didn't. No one cares if you take your shoes off

@Musical_Queen

Why do you females wear heels when you have a choice not to?

Bold of you to assume I had a choice to wear them. It was wedding and the assigned shoes were a tan 6" heel

You can definitely take off shoes at weddings but sure okay

i did. i took mine off cause i was running around the whole time

Especially if the ceremony's done
No one cares what you wear (or don't wear) then

One of the last times I was at a wedding, I literally changed into jeans and people were more upset about the fact that I had chicken strips and they didn't. No one cares if you take your shoes off

Yes, well, when it is a very religious wedding and it is for the family that hates you specifically for an unknown reason, but they haven't written you out of the will and you want that money, you will do whatever it takes to keep that place in the will