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Started May 27, 2020 by Deleted user

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Tom Nook lookin shirt

Heels make your ass look good, dad

First off, what?
Second…. what?

Why do you females wear heels when you have a choice not to?

as a 5'2 gal, i'd like to offer that my heeled boots temporarily make me feel average height
and then i get pissed off because they hurt my feet after a few hours

Heeled boots are fun. Because they're not stilettos (usually) and you can be tall without people immediately being like "oh you're wearing heels." And if it's a guy, a lot of the time they're just 100% baffled as to why you're three inches taller

Bruh that is a fine shirt and I commend you for your class.

Heels make your ass look good, dad

First off, what?
Second…. what?

They make you stand funny so you're legs and ass look nice. As someone with no ass, I can confirm, it looks much better

Well I would say get those clomp clomp boots if it's for height. As for the attractiveness part… I mean, your stupid choice.
What are kitten heels.

dom approves of my shirt and caustic thinks it's a tom nook shirt. everyone can go home these are the only comments on my wardrobe i will ever accept again

Well I would say get those clomp clomp boots if it's for height. As for the attractiveness part… I mean, your stupid choice.
What are kitten heels.

smol heels. like the kind on the bullshit shoes they sell for kids

Heels make your ass look good, dad

First off, what?
Second…. what?

They make you stand funny so you're legs and ass look nice. As someone with no ass, I can confirm, it looks much better

I never understood an ass being attractive. But I don't jedge.

Crocs you look like you're boutta hit me up with an Island Getaway Package

Well I would say get those clomp clomp boots if it's for height. As for the attractiveness part… I mean, your stupid choice.
What are kitten heels.

smol heels. like the kind on the bullshit shoes they sell for kids

Ah.

it's definitely not a scam don't worry ash

Tom Nook lookin shirt

this sounds familiar but I'm not quite sure why. Who's that?

it's definitely not a scam don't worry ash

What payment? No debts here

Tom Nook lookin shirt

this sounds familiar but I'm not quite sure why. Who's that?

Animal Crossing
The tanuki who you're constantly in debt to

Why do you females wear heels when you have a choice not to?

as a 5'2 gal, i'd like to offer that my heeled boots temporarily make me feel average height
and then i get pissed off because they hurt my feet after a few hours

Heeled boots are fun. Because they're not stilettos (usually) and you can be tall without people immediately being like "oh you're wearing heels." And if it's a guy, a lot of the time they're just 100% baffled as to why you're three inches taller

I got these bad boys and they're currently my only pair of heels

Why do you females wear heels when you have a choice not to?

1. they make me tall
2. in an emergency they can be very painful weapons, especially against males
3. keeps you elevated away from any creepy spiders
4. great excuse not to dance or walk or even move away from the snack table at parties
5. sometimes look nice

However all of these things could also be accomplished by walking on 18 inch tin can stilts so I say heels are bs and we should all take the clearly superior option

Why do you females wear heels when you have a choice not to?

as a 5'2 gal, i'd like to offer that my heeled boots temporarily make me feel average height
and then i get pissed off because they hurt my feet after a few hours

Heeled boots are fun. Because they're not stilettos (usually) and you can be tall without people immediately being like "oh you're wearing heels." And if it's a guy, a lot of the time they're just 100% baffled as to why you're three inches taller

I got these bad boys and they're currently my only pair of heels

I used to have a pair kind of like that, but then I treated them terribly just like all my other shoes and now they're beat up and too small
I need a new pair of combat boots eyes Walmart because I'm cheap and gift cards

it's definitely not a scam don't worry ash

What payment? No debts here

teeth

it's definitely not a scam don't worry ash

What payment? No debts here

teeth

My mind kind of jumped around when I read this and was like "What payment? There is only teeth"

Why do you females wear heels when you have a choice not to?

as a 5'2 gal, i'd like to offer that my heeled boots temporarily make me feel average height
and then i get pissed off because they hurt my feet after a few hours

Heeled boots are fun. Because they're not stilettos (usually) and you can be tall without people immediately being like "oh you're wearing heels." And if it's a guy, a lot of the time they're just 100% baffled as to why you're three inches taller

I got these bad boys and they're currently my only pair of heels

I used to have a pair kind of like that, but then I treated them terribly just like all my other shoes and now they're beat up and too small
I need a new pair of combat boots eyes Walmart because I'm cheap and gift cards

I got those on amazon and might be able to find the link to them if I can find it and if you want it

Why do you females wear heels when you have a choice not to?

as a 5'2 gal, i'd like to offer that my heeled boots temporarily make me feel average height
and then i get pissed off because they hurt my feet after a few hours

Heeled boots are fun. Because they're not stilettos (usually) and you can be tall without people immediately being like "oh you're wearing heels." And if it's a guy, a lot of the time they're just 100% baffled as to why you're three inches taller

I got these bad boys and they're currently my only pair of heels

I used to have a pair kind of like that, but then I treated them terribly just like all my other shoes and now they're beat up and too small
I need a new pair of combat boots eyes Walmart because I'm cheap and gift cards

I got those on amazon and might be able to find the link to them if I can find it and if you want it

:OO

I say we implement these into women’s fashion immediately

I say we implement these into women’s fashion immediately

Dude we could make belts to hold the strings so you don't have to

that would be genius
i’m totally showing up to the next homeschool barn dance with those bad boys, not even joking