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@PastelTart

We were playing Dungeons and Dragons, my friend was the DM, and playing her own character. My sister was playing a male human fighter, and accidentally started a bar fight. The fighter ran into this random guy, the same height as him, but beefier. He said, "Beef, is that you?" before punching the guy. The last thing Beef said before he passed out was, "Hey, Shorty." The fighter then turned to us and said, "Hey, this is my cousin!"

So now we just randomly yell "Beef!"

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No no go on I wanna have more receipts against him,,,,

@Pickles group

No no go on I wanna have more receipts against him,,,,

I mean most of everything has already been said so if you wanna go read through all of that, it's on Don't Be Suspicious or you can watch D'Angelo Wallace's video on him, which covers everything we talked about and a little more
But in particular (and we didn't talk about earlier today), he has a memoir that's just…so bad and gross. It has a 4.18 on Goodreads and there are bunch of people who gave it five stars and blatantly ignored the fact that it's horribly offensive and just…unfunny. on top of that, there are people claiming that the people giving bad reviews just don't understand the humor which like
Okay then explain to me why this is funny (tw for rape and misogyny, how charming :/ ):

Because it's not, it's just gross and super uncomfortable,even without the context of everything else he does.
There's just so much and I'm bad at explaining so you really won't get the full effect unless you go to Goodreads and read some of the reviews
This is one of the one star reviews, and it has some quotes. And in the comments there are people defending him and saying "oh no, he doesn't mean it, he would never do that" despite him actually doing it. There are a handful of other one star reviews that talk about the same and other things that are great too but unfortunately there's not enough to bring it below a four. Seriously HOW does it have four stars
So yeah I've added to the list of things that I hate about him and now it's even more overwhelming

@Relsey-TheElder

I mean, that's the blade that comes with internet influencers.
There will always be people that find the entertainment value higher then the moral value. Unfortunately there are enough of them to make really big problems.
My bad did I say internet influancers Sorry I meant all influancrers. There are people who will always find entertainment and their own enjoyment more important than that an individuals moral character.
This is me commenting on the disgusting way of humans

@Pickles group

Marching band was not good today

I feel that. Band camp starts tomorrow for me.

Ours started today and we couldn't be there for very long but it was the first time we had instruments and it was so frustrating and then we got in trouble for not having pregame music despite all but two of us having it memorized, and then for not having flipbooks even though I did and there was just no point to having them on the field because we didn't have pregame to put in them, copy and paste for every staff member that talked to us

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I am eating strawberry icecream because I'm craving it, but here's the kicker. I'm allergic to strawberries. I have my epi pen just in case I decide to die, but I think I'm good.

Please be careful.

@ccb group

when i'm writing about my story, like character backstories or world-building pages or even just little non-canonical exercises, i'm like "wow this is pure art. truly, the suffering i have endured in my life has been worth it, for i see now that the gods merely needed to Nerf me after giving me the literary prowess of a hundred great authors who came before me. effervescent" but then when i actually go to write my story itself, it's like the gears of my brain are soaked in molasses and all i can get out is "she moved across the room. 'bla bla bla,' she said. her friend stared at her face. 'bla bla bla?' he asked, quizically, moving across the room as well." does anyone else feel that way?? i can kind of see where the disconnect is, i want to fast forward past the mundanities and get right to the climactic moments, but non-climactic moments aren't mundanities, and every line of the story should be advancing plot or character and all, but so like what am i doing??? why can't i make the commonplace compelling? i can do it when i write poetry, or sketches, or even short stories, but when it comes to long-form fiction i just lose it suddenly

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I want to do art
But I can't draw
And even if I could
What the fuck would I draw?

Big same

I wanna make cookies

Draw what you want to. I like drawing people and mice, so I do. And I'm terrible at drawing! But. You should cuz it's fun and a good way to kill time.