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Started June 15, 2020 by @Knight-Shives group

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Darn it! I dropped off the face of the earth again

I have a feeling this is about a video game.

Actually it’s not, it’s about the fact that it’s been 4 months since I was last on

Yeah I’m rich, fans my 4 different gift cards that all together equal Maybe $30

scorpia from she-ra is my wife
idc that i'm aromantic and she's a cartoon character she's my wife

If I panic, I can get from the school to my house and back in eight minutes

He's gonna get suspended or expelled on the first day of freaking school.

Why?

Our school is like yUr mOuTh aNd nOsE aRe tHe oNlY tHiNgS tHaT cAn bE cOvErEd!
He shows up in a gas mask they'll take it the wrong way. I guarantee it. (This is also the school who expelled a kid for "bringing" a butterknife to school, and it was accidental. His mom was a teacher and he borrowed it from her room and forgot to put it back.)

Help how do I talk Elias out of wearing a plague doctor or a full ww2 gas mask to school? He's gonna get suspended or expelled on the first day of freaking school.

Tell him that plague doctor masks are historically inaccurate, I have nothing for the WW2 gas masks though.

I told him that and he's like I don't care, I'll still do it. Watch me. And I just rolled my eyes and hope that he doesn't try it.

scorpia from she-ra is my wife
idc that i'm aromantic and she's a cartoon character she's my wife

YAY FELLOW SHE-RA FAN

Help how do I talk Elias out of wearing a plague doctor or a full ww2 gas mask to school? He's gonna get suspended or expelled on the first day of freaking school.

Tell him that plague doctor masks are historically inaccurate, I have nothing for the WW2 gas masks though.

I told him that and he's like I don't care, I'll still do it. Watch me. And I just rolled my eyes and hope that he doesn't try it.

How does he even have a plague doctor mask?

Help how do I talk Elias out of wearing a plague doctor or a full ww2 gas mask to school? He's gonna get suspended or expelled on the first day of freaking school.

Tell him that plague doctor masks are historically inaccurate, I have nothing for the WW2 gas masks though.

I told him that and he's like I don't care, I'll still do it. Watch me. And I just rolled my eyes and hope that he doesn't try it.

How does he even have a plague doctor mask?

Umm… We shall not mention that. All I can say is that it was something he picked up the last time we went to Russia. He got it at some shady store place. (It was when we still still lived in Alaska, and when we were 33 miles from the Russian border, by the sea.)

scorpia from she-ra is my wife
idc that i'm aromantic and she's a cartoon character she's my wife

Valid. Also Also Aro here, the only people I'd ever crush on are fictional and that's okay.

If I panic, I can get from the school to my house and back in eight minutes

Not bad.

Me: hears a person's voice before I see any part of them
Person: moves hands into frame
Me: oh shit they have a body??

My friend's birthday is in December and I already know what I want to get her but also I don't know if I'll have the money then and idk if she's gotten it between now and back when she mentioned it and idk if her family is gonna get it for her for Christmas and I ??? So much debate. Do I get it now and wait for four months?? Will it still be fine in four months?? Will I be able to resist the temptation to just steal it??? Will I be able to have enough self control to not spend all my money before then??? Will I be held to a higher standard for gifts in the future that I will inevitably fail because I have no self control, let alone the money to throw forty bucks at every single one of my friends for all their birthdays?????? Because even though I don't have to give it to her in front of our other friend who I know wants the same thing, I know she'll mention it offhandedly and it's not her fault at all but I don't want my other friend be upset and I know it'll make her a little sad
Ughhhhh
I'm fully aware that I'm a privileged and spoiled little brat, I'm so sorry, please don't @ me

My younger brother is getting his wisdom teeth removed, hopefully he won't feel too bad when he gets home.

Cream of mushroom is the best warm soup imao. Everything else is always bad or needs to be too hot to have with four holes in your gums
I hope he doesn't die tho

He won't.

I'm glad one of us has confidence in him

He won't, and if he does… I'm very skilled at Galvanization. Specifically the raising the dead kind. Because. Gothic lit. I'm rambling nevermind.

My younger brother is getting his wisdom teeth removed, hopefully he won't feel too bad when he gets home.

Tape him.

I've decided Disney knew about 2020, and what was going to happen. How, I'm not sure, but I just have a feeling.
I'm being mostly sarcastic…

Disney+, man. The timing was pretty convenient. Conspiracy theorist noises

There's even more reasoning, though.
In multiple shows, including some of the older ones, there were ironic references to some of the current situations… stock piling toilet paper, completely modern timed apocalypse with electricity, hazmat suits while going out to do normal things, all that lovely stuff.

That awkward moment when you have to go read your own advise on how to write essay because you haven't written one in so long. That's how my school year is starting.

Me, drawing: forehead too big
Me: forehead too small
Me: erase, abandon
Me: ….. I didn't have eyebrows, that's why

Today was going great. I was getting stuff done, everything was good.
Then I went to make a chicken quesadilla, because you know, I was hungry.
But we don't have any chicken.
Or cheese.
So instead I had a warm tortilla because I'd already started making my food.