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Started June 15, 2020 by @Knight-Shives group

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Can we all take moment to appreciate the kids of other religions who never ruined Santa Claus for the Christian kids?

We are Christians but my brother nearly spoiled it when he was a kid.

I vote Abie the fluffy shep for president.

And I'll vote for my refrigerator. It is running, after all.

I went to type Santa and typed fucking Satan–

In my early elementary days, the teachers would leave "leprechaun traps" the day before St. Patrick's day (who was not Irish btw)

But going to Ireland was His Deal.

so the next day we'd find green footsteps and a bunch of green glitter near the trap. The whole time in the back of my head I was like
You fools. To think a leprechaun would bless you with their presence. They do not shit glitter nor are their feet that small. Tsk tsk

Lol I love that.

In other news, I also played some Christmas music while at work, and it was fantabulous. I'm so excited for Christmas, guys.

DISGASTEN!

IT'S THE MOOOOOST WOOOONDERFUUUUUUL TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME OF THE YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAR~

In other news, I also played some Christmas music while at work, and it was fantabulous. I'm so excited for Christmas, guys.

DISGASTEN!

IT'S THE MOOOOOST WOOOONDERFUUUUUUL TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME OF THE YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAR~

Shut.

Anyway I'm surprised that America isn't on fire right now. It's mass hysteria and tempers are flaring between Biden supporters and Trump supporters in my school and there have already been 2 fights today.

It was on fire. Still might be. People barely cared iirc.

In other news, I also played some Christmas music while at work, and it was fantabulous. I'm so excited for Christmas, guys.

DISGASTEN!

IT'S THE MOOOOOST WOOOONDERFUUUUUUL TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME OF THE YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAR~

Shut.

THERE'LL BE MUCH MISTLETOEING, AND HEARTS WILL BE GLOWING WHEN LOVED ONES ARE NEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAR~

He drank the tea. I'm putting money on it.

Which tea?

Anyway I'm surprised that America isn't on fire right now. It's mass hysteria and tempers are flaring between Biden supporters and Trump supporters in my school and there have already been 2 fights today.

It was on fire. Still might be. People barely cared iirc.

Ah yes indeed.

He drank the tea. I'm putting money on it.

Which tea?

All of it.

Nice Dom. You're catching up all on that you missed 😂

It’s tradition.

Nice Dom. You're catching up all on that you missed 😂

It’s tradition.

Ofc

In my early elementary days, the teachers would leave "leprechaun traps" the day before St. Patrick's day (who was not Irish btw)

But going to Ireland was His Deal.

Tru tru, he is the patron saint and all

so the next day we'd find green footsteps and a bunch of green glitter near the trap. The whole time in the back of my head I was like
You fools. To think a leprechaun would bless you with their presence. They do not shit glitter nor are their feet that small. Tsk tsk

Lol I love that.

:)

I am the one true dad.

God the Father would like to know your location

I feel like he knows already.

I'll unblock murphy after Christmas.

I'm not telling you it's ok, but I'm also giving you advise on how to do it so. I do not condone but I will enable you

Relsey, this is hilarious.

I'M PISSED SO MY SCHOOL BANNED THE CONFEDERATE FLAG AND I KNOW THAT FLAG HAS BAD HISTORY BEHIND IT BUT NOW THEY'VE CROSSED THE LINE! THEY DRESS CODED A GIRL AND A FEW GUYS FOR HAVING PRIDE FLAGS, AND THE DRESS CODED ANOTHER BOY AND A FEW OTHER PEOPLE FOR HAVING THE FLAG OF THE MARINES AND MILITARY BRANCHES, AND THEY HAVEN'T DRESS CODED ANY LATINOS OR LATINAS FOR HAVING THE FLAG OF MEXICO. IF YOU'RE GOING TO DRESS CODE FOR FLAGS IT BETTER BE FOR EVERY FLAG AND NOT JUST SPECIFICS!
thank you for listening to Winter's rant for the day

Hmm. Valid.

_{Is it wrong that I've never read a Brandon Sanderson book?}

Even I haven’t. It’s a bit of a failing on my part.

I'll unblock murphy after Christmas.

At least after Thanksgiving?

Found my One Piece lookalike

White.

Dom it was a joke

Looked in the mirror to find an actual lookalike and my mind jumped to Kizaru
Honestly, I think I'm more of a Kuzan
But like- slightly more tired-looking

You haz a cat? Lucky! I have a min pin and a Chiweenie.

My aunt has a neurotic Min Pin. His name is Taco and he has attachment issues and I love him to death.

Tacocat backwards is tacocat.

Ah yes Dom and his infinite wisdom

Forsooth.

Sometimes I listen to the Islamic call to prayer for fun, it sounds really nice

That’s because Arabic is quite simply beautiful.

Spoiler - click to show.

I love when my gf doms

Save I thought for elsewhere.